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mintaikk · 1 year ago
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IDK WHY BUT THAR SCENE WHERE FIZZ IS TALKING TO THE DEAF KID IN SIGN LANGUAGE AHDUDIIWNEJTJGB
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zu-is-here · 3 years ago
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Hi Zuuuuu! *huggggss* I missed you!! How have you been?? It feels like ages since we talked even if it really hasn't been! How's life?
I have to say again that I enjoy your post Dark-Cream so muchhh, I love them having a domestic life.
Also, Dream is wearing the same outfit from falling in love right? So I just wondered if that's just because it's what he wore back then, or possibly that was them after 'running away' since you did say in the past that your comics aren't in order anymore? Idk, just a thought.
I'm doing alright! As I mentioned before my shipping heart has been cruely pulled in all directions :')
I found type and wormys dreammare vow or never fic and I justtttt ahhhhhhhhhhhh! I can't take itttt. So incredibly amazing. And then also the Kross one as well, making Killer the ship for a change XD
I've been spending alot of my time 'thrifting' as tik-tok calls it. Me and mother went to a car boot sale yesterday, and I've been hunting for cuddly toys, as I've mentioned I collect them :) and today we visited some charity shops as well. Do you ever go 'thrifting'?
Today I also got a new passport photo taken, and I look like a right stroppy cow XD I've gotta get that sorted for the trip though.
Mentally it's been abit better, but there are some highs and lows, I have to say I enjoy looking at your inktaletobler artwork.
I have good news to! The second part of the Twins story should be tomorrow (if not Wednesday) so that's coming sooooon!
Drawing as been going really well! 2 comics and working on a 3rd! I think I'm stealing your powerssss hahaha.
I also completed my final piece for killercreammare week! Ans now I'm happy to put that behind me till next year. Gotta get ready for Dark-Cream week next!
I have soooo much more art to post gahhhdgsh ahahah.
So productive.... So stressed... No sleep lol XD just coffee 😌👌
OK I kid around, things are alright.
How's koshka?
Hii Gayfish! *hugsss* Missed you too! (ówò)♡ For real, days feels like weeks— I'm great as always, thanks! <3 Barely keep up with Inktobertale but still! xd
Same here <3 It does mean a lot to me, thanks a million again! (*´꒳`*)
That's right! ★ It's what he wore years ago, before Aim's birth, for they were searching a lot for a place to stay <3
Glad to hear you're doing better now╰(*´︶`*)╯ Wait— you didn't know about that fic?? I was so sure we've discussed it weeks ago cause it is so good. ♡ The concept of corrupting, the day before Night failed his exam, their last kiss— haven't read Kross one yet tho! :')
Awww! How was the hunt? *w* Hope I got thrifting right *boomer's noises* I don't remember last time but I used to do it a lot back then, searching for nice things ♪
Oh these passport photos... xp But that's so cool, congrats!! ☆ Are you planning another trip? (*'▽'*)
Does something bother you now? (ó3ò) I'm glad to hear it makes you feel a bit better! (ㅅ´ ˘ `)♡
OMG— hype is real! (*゚∀゚*) Looking forward to it <3
For real! XD But it's amazing, keep up the great work *^*
Your latest killercreammare artwork looks fantastic! \(//∇//)\ Lineless work is painstaking yet it's worth it ☆ Oh right, Dark Cream week— xd
Please get a good sleep and have a nice rest! (ò3ó) You did a great job already <3
Koshka's doing grrreat ;D She was so scared when my family visited me she didn't even know where to hide XD Poor old lady grumbled for a long time after they left x) How's Henry? *^*
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darling-i-read-it · 5 years ago
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Billy Hargrove x reader
Word Count: 1.4k
Warnings: none?
Author’s Note: We were robbed. ROBBED. Of Billy and his future. Enjoy girl!
Requested: @ateliefloresdaprimavera , thanks doll :) My Billy imagine is that he's been mesmerized by YN Byers since day 1( it doesn't help that she gives him no attention, always with those pesky kids ans Max is always talking about how cool she is) so he realizes that it's not enough for him to step up his game, he really becomes a better person because of her (because we were robbed of Billys redemption arc and we deserve it!
Summary: the request!
Genre: fluFF
(not my gif)
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You laughed at Will who sat before you and threw a game piece at him. He gasped and tried to catch it before starting to laugh with you.
The two of you had been playing Dungeons and Dragons for the past hour and a half, not your longest time but also enough to let you be better at him. You were his older sister, Jonathans twin and spent more time with him and his friends then you did with Jonathan and his friends.
You tended to find more companions with Will who was easily your best friend then you did with people your own age. You took Mike, Lucas, Will, and Dustin everywhere they needed to go and just recently you took Max and Eleven. You fought with them against the demodogs and demogorgans, making friends with Steve. He was the only accuatiance you had your own age and you sat with him at lunches and he was your partner for projects in your senior year of school.
And then there was Billy Hargrove. Billy, Max's older brother and an absolute prick. You may not keep up with tons of people your age but the gossip that he had come and slept with half the school didn’t pass you by. Max complained to you about how he was mean and ruthless but also how their father was abusive to him. While you felt bad about it you tried your best to get Max out of that environment. It wasn’t an excuse to make his sister scared whenever she went home.
But you couldn’t help yourself by thinking he was attractive and that he had real potential to be one of the best people you knew. If he just applied himself.
Billy saw you the first day he came to Hawkins. You were sitting on a bench and reading one of your many books. He saw Carol and he saw Nancy and all of these girls who were trying so hard to date him. You however gave him no attention when he tried to flirt with you.
One day you had come to his house and he opened the door, a fresh dab of cologne on and an award winning smile. You were there however, to pick up his sister to go to the arcade. He couldn’t express the disappointment of those words as you spoke them.
“Did you see Billy yesterday?” you asked Will as you began cleaning up the things you had thrown at each other. He nodded, handing you a game piece.
“A new haircut. It was weird when we picked up Max,” he told you. Weird was one word for it. Whenever you went to pick up Max, Billy tended to open up the door. He flirted and then one day he just stopped answering. With school out you hadn’t seen him for months, assuming he had run away with one of his girlfriends one day.
Yesterday however you went over and he opened the door and you thought he was someone else. His mullet was gone (which you did mourn slightly) and his shirt was buttoned up all the way. It had surprised you and even more surprising was the fact that he asked you how you were and fidgeted when calling Max.
You didn’t bring it up when she arrived.
“He loves you,” Max said, coming down the stairs with a bowl of chips. You raised an eyebrow and laughed a little.
“Hilarious Maxine,” you commented. The thought had crossed your mind when you saw him yesterday. Not that he loved you but that he had changed for someone. Someone he did love. The rest of the group followed. You hadn’t even been told they had arrived. “Did Steve bring you?” you asked.
You hadn’t been told that they were coming over today.
“No uh I did,” Billy said, coming down the stairs. You raised an eyebrow and leaned against the stairs as Eleven passed you. He stopped halfway down the stairs. You shoved your hands in your back pockets and rocked back on your heels.
“Is that so? Well thanks, I didn’t know they were coming over,” you said with a shy smile. He looked undeniably handsome. The group behind you was whispering.
“This is my house Y/N,” Mike said. Truth be told you had wondered where the Wheeler had gone.
“Oh darn! I forgot the salsa!” Max said exaggerating the loudness of her voice.
“I can get i-” Billy began but the kids were running quickly past the both of you. Soon they were gone and the basement door closed behind them. You took a breath and smiled at Billy.
“You look really good,” you told him and you saw him blush. It was barely there but you could swear it was still there, on his cheeks.
“Thanks I uh-” He started walking down the stairs and stumbled a bit at the end, falling a tad forward. You caught him with your palms against his chest. “-hoped you’d like the hair,” he finished. You laughed and he chuckled and neither of you moved away from one another.
“I do like it. I like this whole look.” You looked him up and down, closer than you have ever been to one another. You brought your hand and touched his neck lightly. He took a sharp breath but you weren’t looking at his face.
“What?” he asked, his voice barely above a whisper.
“Your necklace. The long one with the circle,” you muttered, finally meeting his eyes again. Strikingly blue. “Its gone.” He nodded, reaching and touching your hand on his chest.
“I tried to be better. I thought if I got rid of everything from before it might make you see me as a different person.” Billy had never been so vulnerable to someone he barely knew. You gave him a look.
“I always noticed you I just... I guess I thought you were no good for me. That's what I told myself at least,” you said with a smile. You turned your hand so that your palms were pressed together.
“I’m real good for you now I think. I’d love to be good for you. If you’d let me,” he said. You grinned at him.
“Billy Hargrove are you asking me out?” you asked with a teasing tone. You moved your hand against him but didn’t intertwine your fingers. He smiled at there was that smile. The charming one you knew so well.
“Yes Y/N. I in fact am,” he said. You nodded feigning seriousness as though you were contemplating this.
“Alright,” you said quietly. It took him no longer to kiss you and you wondered if you had kissed him earlier if you would feel like you were missing out like you were now. You concluded it wouldn’t have felt the same. It wouldn’t have felt that right.
When you pulled away you saw his eyes were still shut, as though he was living in the moment.
“I’m glad you didn’t change your smile. I’ve always loved your smile,” you told him. He couldn’t help but grin. You were going to kiss him again when the door upstairs opened.
“Are you done?!” you heard Will yell and you and Billy laughed, pressed against one another.
“You can come down we’re both clothed!” you yelled back and peeled away from Billy. The kids came trampaling down the stairwell.
“Billy do you want to play some dungeons and dragons?” you asked and he gave you a look.
“I don’t know how,” he muttered and the kids gasped.
“Well Will has been looking for more partners. I’ll teach you.” You finally intertwined your hands. He squeezed his hand and nodded.
“I can learn.”
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pbandjesse · 6 years ago
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Im in the car with James ans Sweetp on our way to my parent's house. Its been a very good but very long day and I am tired. But still excited. 
I slept really well last night. And i woke up feeling good, if not a bit stressed still. I wasnt sure if i would have time to come home before my shift. So I packed my dress that I was going to wear and wore my uniform close to Taney.
Work was fine. I got there and told them that I just had to leave at 1 so I don't really care where it was. So I was put on Taney because it would be the easiest to replace me up. We cleaned and opened. And it was a nice morning. The new kids Sam was kind of wondering around. He wasn't on the schedule with us so we were all like what are you doing. And then just at like 9:30 comes in and asks if anyone knows if anyone would be a constellation yet. And we were like. What. Apparently he was supposed to be there at 9 a.m. got there no one was there so he left. What. We have no idea what the plan was. So we all want rushed out the door. Very strange.
My morning on Taney was fine. It was very very Breezy. I had a sweater but I was still very cold. Eventually I moved my chair into the sun just to get some heat. And I work on my embroidery. Which kept trying to fall into the harbor because of the wind. But it was a nice morning. I talked to Nick and Jordan and had a couple customers. I finally actually took the written version of the command starring cast. Whichever was shocked that I hadn't taken. I told Brian I had taken it and he insisted on me doing the firing anyway. So I don't know what happened there. I miss communication maybe. But soon enough it was time to go.
I had to take the bus to school. I biked over to the stop and lock my bike up there. The bus came fairly fast and it was a nice write-up. I almost missed my stop because I couldn't reach the request stop button and the old lady next to me was not very quick to move. And then the bus driver got mad at me because I just yelled can I have to stop please. Whatever. It was very silly. I got my stop and the school was right there. Just one or two blocks down. It was a beautiful building. Very nice and new. The kids are all very cute. I made a couple little friends already. I was a little bit early but Tiffany came. And I got to meet Fitsum, the other teacher that was fired. I might be working with him and I hope I am because he's really cool. He is from Ethiopia. And he's been in Baltimore almost 3 years now. He's a painter. And has a master's degree in curatorial studies. Very cool guy.
Besides paperwork and getting to know each other. We did a whole tour of the building. And its a super cool place. Tiffany introduced us to everyone. And I'm just really pleased. 
And! It turns out Fitsum lives near me and offered me a ride home. Awesome guy. 
We talked alot about jobs and plans and I think we will be friends because I enjoy him a lot. Im also excited to see his art.
Once he dropped me off I changed ans switched purses and headed out almost right away. My belly hurt a lot but i wanted to get my bike so it would be safe for the weekend. 
I stopped at 711 and got pizza. That helped. And I got to my bike soon enough. Biking hurt but I dealt with it. And got home. 
I made sure i had everything i wanted to bring with me and had a hotdog ans watched a video. I checked the mail and my new furbies came!! They are smaller then i had assumed. About the same size as my 1998 one but im in love. I can't wait to turn them on. They are so soft and have long tails. The orange one is named Alani and the other is Black bean. I think they are great. 
 And then James was there to get me. 
I had to wrestle Sweetp a little but he got in the carrier and we were off. 
Except we had to stop at James's apartment because he left his hat and also locked his keys in there. Amazing. 
He climbed his fire escape and got in through the window and we were actually on the road. 
We passed by my old job at ers and that was funny. And we sung songs and the sun went down and it's been a really nice day. 
Im excited to see my family. I really think this is going to be a really good weekend. 
Be safe everyone. Sleep good! 
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could I have a scenario with Boyfriend's Donghyun where he ans his girl make plans but work comes up and he has to cancel so she surprises him, bringing food to where he's at so they can still spend time together (and of course she brought enough for his members/kids too).
Hello, and thank you for sending in a request. I am glad that someone sent in a request for Boyfriend. I hope that this scenario captures them well. Please enjoy~
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  Having a relationship with an idol can be hard. Time was the worst enemy with these particular relationships. However, the key to keeping any relationship going strong is understanding, at least you thought so. You thought this because you were dating an idol for almost 2 years. Kim Donghyun was probably the greatest boyfriend you could ask for. You tend to joke that it is no wonder he was a part of a group called Boyfriend.
  Donghyun was the type of guy who would always make time for you to be together. Most of the time these plans worked out, but there were times when an unforeseen schedule would pop up cancelling any plans the two of you had. He was always worrying about letting you down when these unexpected events came about, but you always reassure him that you were never upset and that you understood he has a prior commitment to fulfilling his dreams.
  So, It wasn’t totally unexpected when Donghyun called you a couple days before you both had plans to go out and have a day to yourselves just before his schedule became too busy from Boyfriend’s comeback. “Hey, ______. It’s me” he simply started. You could tell that his tone was already preparing an apology. Much like the times before, he continued with a sigh, “The photoshoot that was scheduled for next week had to be moved to this week. Something about a hot new rookie group, having only our original time to make it in. So they asked our manager if we would take an earlier date.” You didn’t need much more explanation to get where this conversation was going. Before he could continue you said, “Donghyun, it’s alright.” You  smiled in hopes to make Donghyun feel better, even though he couldn’t see you at this very moment, you hoped he could hear it.  “______, I promise I will make it up to you.” His words instantly made you feel warm, and you chuckled in reply “You always do.”
  A silence took over, it wasn’t awkward, but rather comforting. It was comforting because you could hear him breathing, and suddenly the distance between you both felt so small. He took in a deep breath and exhaled slowly, as he felt a similar relief that you experience. “I miss you” he said, “You know that, right?” Your reply was instant, “Of course. Even if you didn’t tell me.” You continued on quietly, telling him the words you only wanted him to hear, “I miss you, too.” He continued to talk about his upcoming schedule with the boys, and a little part of you grew worried since it was so busy. However, you knew this wasn’t the first time his schedule was like this and it would hopefully not be the last, so he knew how to take care of himself and the ‘kids,’ as he called them.
  Before you knew it, an hour passed and it was probably a good idea to end the phone call here. “It’s getting late,” you said to bring this call to its end, “Don’t you have practice tomorrow?” “Yeah,” he said with a small sigh, “but it feels like I just barely started talking to you.” You laugh lightly, understanding exactly what he was feeling and simply said, “I know.” “I guess I have to let you go now.” In response you joked, “Don’t miss me too much.” “Too late,” was his instant reply, and you were left with a faster beating heart and cheeks dusted a faint red color. ‘It’s been two years,’ you thought, ‘and he still manages to make me feel the same feelings as day one.’ “I love you,” he said shortly after accompanied with, “See you soon.” You replied the same words, he insists on ending every parting, be it a phone call or when we are together in person, with see you soon instead of goodbye or bye because it will “always hold a promise to see each other again soon.”
  After the call me ended, you took a moment to really process everything Donghyun had told you. You couldn’t help it. You were a little upset that your date with Donghyun was postponed. You definitely were not upset with Donghyun, he couldn’t help it, but rather the situation. It was while thinking that, when an idea popped up in your head. Donghyun always made it up to you if a plan had been cancelled, but this time you were going to make it up to him, after all it wasn’t just you that missed out.
  First you needed to discreetly get the information for the photoshoot, and you couldn’t simply ask Donghyun. So, you decided to text the one member we who would best keep your plans quiet and you were set.
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  You arrived at the building were the photoshoot should be currently taking place. You waited outside, which was quite the task with hands and arms loaded up with bags full of food and drinks. You weren’t waiting long as one of the back doors slowly opened and the head of your accomplice popped up. He smiled when he saw you standing there, “Hello, _______. Have you been waiting long?” “Not at all,” you replied as you entered through the door. He grabbed a majority of the bags you were carrying, easing the weight you were carrying. “Thanks, Jeongmin” you said in gratitude. “ I just couldn’t let you carry all these bags, besides what would Donghyun say if I didn’t help you out.” You smiled, “I was thanking you for helping me set up today, too.” He continued to lead you down a hallway and you could faintly hear music and the flashes of a camera in a room ahead, your destination most likely. He flashed you one of his bright smiled and said, “No problem anything for you, sister-in-law.” All of the Boyfriend members would call you that, mostly to tease, but that didn’t mean you got used to hearing it. You turned away from Jeongmin, in an attempt to hide your slightly flushed face, but that only made him laugh. In order to draw the attention away from you you said, “So no one besides you knows I am here.” “Nope,” was Jeongmin’s reply, “I had to really insist  that I wanted to order the food today, in place of Donghyun. He let me do it, but I think he thinks I am up to something…which is right.” He explained and you laughed. You finally get to the open door of the photoshoot and Jeongmin takes you to a table where a couple members sat. “Look what I brought,” Jeongmin said in a sing song voice. “Food~,” came Hyunseong’s reply, though he didn’t realize your presence yet. “________, I didn’t know that you were coming today.” Minwoo said as he saw you approach. This caused Hyunseong to turn to you, “oh, ______. Donghyun didn’t say anything about you coming today.” You set what little bags you were carrying, “He wouldn’t have said anything because he doesn’t even know yet.” Hyunseong laughed after hearing your statement, and said, “Hyung is going to be surprised.” Minwoo then said, “Your plan is going to help more than you know.” Minwoo pointed behind you in the direction of the photographer, but from your angle you couldn’t see who was getting photographed. Minwoo continued, “Donghyun hyung has had a difficult day. They said his photos aren’t turning out well.” As soon as he stopped, Jeongmin added “But Hyung will feel better after eating and seeing you here.” You felt your ears warm up, “I doubt that. If anything he will feel better after the food.” Jeongmin tilted his head at your response, “Is that really what you think?” You stared at him, not really sure how to answer, before you could say anything you were cut off by Hyunseong. “Donghyun still talks about you like he did before you both started dating.” He chuckled, “Like when he asks if he looks okay for your date. Or if you would like to go to this place or eat that thing. There are also the times when he comes home and he can’t stop talking about how cute you were.” Now your face felt hot, and you could only imagine how red you looked , you instead leaned towards the table and started to pull out and distribute the food. You heard a light *smack* and an “ow” from Hyunseong followed by Jeongmin telling him, “Now you embarrassed her.”
  You set up the food and sent off the other boys to distribute the extra food and drinks to the staff. You were then quickly joined by Youngmin and Kwangmin, who were both surprised to see you there. Kwangmin asked, “Noona! When did you get here.” Youngmin then said, “Thank you for bringing food. You and Donghyun hyung are the only ones who get it right.” They didn’t talk much as they dug straight into the food, after a quick “We will eat well.” It didn’t take long for the others to come back, you were surprised, however, when you saw Donghyun approaching followed directly by Jeongmin, who’s hands were busy covering his Hyung’s eyes. You almost laughed at the questions the confused Donghyun was asking. “You know, Jeongmin. It’s not much if a surprise if I already know you ordered food. I also saw that you bought enough for the staff, while that is surprising, I already saw.” Jeongmin stayed quite as his hyung continued on, “Yah, Lee Jeongmin. Don’t ignore me. Why are you covering my eyes?” At this point, they already reached the table and Jeongmin positioned Donghyun in front of the couch right next to you and pushed him into a seated position. Just as soon as Donghyun finished his question, Jeongmin released his eyes. Jeongmin grinned, “I am not covering your eyes.” Donghyun had not noticed you yet, and turned to Jeongmin with a look clearly questioning his antics, Jeongmin laughed and with a shrug of his shoulders he said,  “Well, not anymore.”
  He held eye contact with Jeongmin and turned back to face the table. With a shake of his head he scooted to the edge of the couch, reaching out to remove the lid on his box. You felt bad. As you looked at your boyfriend you couldn’t help but worry. He looked exhausted and a little frustrated, no doubt blaming himself for his bad day. He pulled his chopsticks apart and took his first bite.
  He was preparing to take the next bite when he suddenly stopped, having noticed that the other 5 members of Boyfriend, who were sitting or standing across him on the other side of the table. They had their eyes on him, waiting for him to finally realize that his girlfriend was next to him. He stared up meeting each of their eyes, when they didn’t turn away or continue eating he asked, “What?”. It was at this moment when you saw Jeongmin flickered his eyes to you, who was on Donghyun’s left, and back at his hyung , when Donghyun became aware of the sixth pair of eyes gazing at him.  He quickly turned and meet eyes with you. He didn’t say anything for a few seconds, but he didn’t really need to, his eyes told it all. He quickly pulled you into a tight embrace, ignoring the kids who were laughing. His arms were warm and your head was rested on his shoulder. You turn your head, bringing your lips close to his ear and say, “Rough day?” He chuckles lightly and pulls away, keeping his hand in yours. “It was,” he smiled, “But I have a feeling it’s going to be better now that you are here.” You can feel yourself get a little warm, “I wanted to surprise you. Just because our plans for our day together got cancelled doesn’t mean we still can’t spend it together.” His reply came after with a laugh, “I definitely was surprised. I didn’t expect the one person I needed to sitting right next to me. What would I ever do without you, _______.” It wasn’t really a question, but more of a statement. The members all “Awed” and Donghyun turned to them, “Eat quickly so we can finish the photoshoot off strong.” The members all replied with a yes and began eating talking about random things. Donghyun also picked up his chopsticks, and grab a roll of kimbab. He turned in his seat to face you as he said “ahh” and held out the roll in front of you mouth. You pulled back slightly, too embarrassed to take the roll you said, “No it’s okay. You take care of yourself first.” He shook his head, still holding out the roll in front of you, “No. Knowing you you were too busy caught up in you surprise, and probably didn’t eat before coming here, right. Besides,” he smiles, “Taking care of you is the best way to take care of myself.”
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nicorii · 7 years ago
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The purple scarf
¤forgot in I sent in a fanfic, so I’m I sent you one already…here is a second one¤
Kevin fell first.
It was easy to tell who would fall first. Jamie fell in love with garnet at first sight, but his true love was theatre, and he poured his heart into it,making himself stunning in a happy-go-lucky way. Who wouldn’t fall for the town star?
Kevin sat in the audience as Jamie played Juliet in Shakespeare’s classic play,“romeo and Juliet”. Of course jamie wouls play Juliet, he fit the part perfectly. He was On stage with the small local town theatre, so it wasnt just him and Steven this time.
Oh yeah, Steven. It was will fault.
His and Connie’s fault.
Stevonnie’s fault.
He remembered how it happened. How Jamie turned from him to those two…two….
Kids. Over Kevin. It was infuriating.
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Kevin has seen the second play Jamie ever did. He avoided the first one because it seemed dumb, to lame for Kevin,but he saw flyers for the second play all over town, and everyone talked about it. He figured he would go, and make fun of it. Teach them how to really act.
He didnt expect for the actor in charge too be so adorable in a kitten costume.
Jamie had written a play, and a lot of characters got ‘turned into animal’s as a plot point.
Jamie had black sharpie on his nose, with whiskers on his cheeks. He wore a head band with brown fuzzy ears, a shade lighter than his own fluffy hair. The tail he had tied to the belt he wore matching amazingly.
It was so adorable.
Kevin actually enjoyed the play, but was more focused on the cat boy. Justin? Was that his name? Something like that. It didnt matter much to him anyways.
When the play ended, Kevin went backstage to see Justin.maybe he could be entertaining for one person.
Maybe he could dance.
Kevin saw the boy with the fluffy brown hair and big nose. He still had the cat ears on and was finishing up some last minute stuff before he went to join the others for the after party. Kevin smirked and leaned on the wall with one hand, the other on his hip, a smug smile gracing his face.
“Its Kevin time” he said, catching Justin’s attention. He looked back at Kevin.he smiled snd walked Over, just liked Kevin planned. They wouls talk, he would call him cute, they’d go do things Kevin wanted. Justin stood infront of Kevin. Here it came.
“Hey baby, I’m Kevin.” He winked.
Hi Kevin, I’m Jamie.“ Oh Jamie was his name. So much cuter than Justin. It suited him.“can you pleaze,not,lean on the set?”
There it is,the-wait…what?
He didn’t fall head over heels frpm him in a moments notice? He didn’t blush or stutter? Didnt even avoid eye contact in a nervous way?
He just asked Kevin…to stop leaning on the stage equipment…
He didn’t expect that.
He got off and smirked as he took a step to Jamie. He could make it work, just had to play his cards right.
“So Jamie.” He said as smoothly as he could,“ you act, but do you dance?” Kevin watched as jamie,looked at him, mouth slightly open, eyes wide and sparkling. This is what Kevin wanted. Kevin gets what he wants.
“Youre perfect!” Jamie said suddenly. Kevin gave a knowing side smile, of course he was perfect, he was Kevin. “Can you be. The lead in my,next play?” Jamie said excitedly, hands balled infront od his chest in excitement.
Wait
What?
“Hold up, you want kevin….to be in. A Play?” Jamie nods his head quickly, the cat ears falling off as he did.
“Youre prefect for the role! You have the ‘uptight bad boy’ look going on, and the crowd will love you!” Kevin looked at the guy infront of him. The way he had his hands held in excitement. How his,knees were bent,like he was about to jump, how he looked at Kevin with chocolate brown eyes that sparkled under the stage lights. How he still hasnt picked the headband up off his nose.
Kevin won’t admit,it out loud
But he couldnt tell Jamie no.
He physically couldn’t.
“ill see what it’s about. Id it isnt a waste of Kevin’s time,Kevin’ll do it.” He shrugged, Jamie quickly ran and grabbed a script, giving it to Kevin as he talks about the main,role of 'chas’ ans Kevin swears this boy doesnt run out of breath.
******
The play was a romance. Who would have know Jamie was a sap. Despite how dumb it,looked, Kevin wanted to play it. It was about A stuck up. Boy named chas who fell in love with a stubborn commoner named leoki and he couldn’t have her so he wanted her. Kevin blinked.“his writing aint to bad if Kevin likes it. I bet he will be obsessed with me!” He grinned
Kevin could not act.
“Kevin…"Jamie held his head in his hands as he sighed."we’ve been through this twenty times…and you aren’t any better…" 
Kevin glared st him."you wanted me in your stupid play!”
Jamie sighwd and nods.“I know…I know….I…"he looked Kevin up and down."I can..work with this…how about you and I go out tomorrow to get to know each other so I can figure out how to teach you how to act.” Kevin looked st the shorter boy. He broke into a grin. So he wantsd s date.
“Alright, thats cool.”
*******
Mail. He was helping jamie deliver mail,
“I thought you worked in theatre?"Kevin carried jamies mail bag.
"I do. But I was a mailman first and I dont really make that much just by performing…” Jamie slid a letter into a mail box.“but that’s the last one, now we can go on with our day.” Smiling, he took his bag from Kevin.
“Yeah, its Kevin time” Kevin quickly lead jamie to his car
Long story short, Kevin had to obey the speed limit or jamie starts crying in fear.
Kevin drove around, nor really looking for anything, he just liked to drive. Jamie aeemes to love rhe veiw of the ocean the higher they were, and by the wns of it. They were as high as they could get above beach city.
They spent the day just talking, Jamie about acting, ans,how one day he would be on movies, ans Kevin bragged about himself.
Kevin soon was dropping jamie off at his apartment. Jamie stood at the car door as he got out grinning.“wait here.” He quickly went inside. Kevin waited, his car door still opened, until Jamie came out. He held out a piece of purple faded fabric. Kevin took it snd unfolded it. It was a scarf.
“Its not much, and I just had it lying around, but I noticed you never go anywhere without a scarf. So i thought I’d give it to you as a thank you present for spending the day with me” jamie smiled a smile that could lighr up the entire world.
And Kevin was gone just like that.
Kevin quick threw the scarf onto the passenger seat and looked away from jamie,“yeah whatever. Ill see you at rehearsal tomorrow.” He waved and drove off once jamie,closed the door.
Kevin practiced his lines all night.
When Kevin went to reversal the next day, he wore the scarf Jamie gave him. This was a Kevin and jamie only’ day, because Kevin seriously needed the help. 
He just hoped he could act well enough to hide his new full blown crush on the boy.
As Kevin walked to the stage, he saw Jamie holding a script and mumbling some lines to himself. The spot lights werent even on and Jamie was all Kevin could focus on. 
“Hey jamie.” Kevin stated walking up. Jamie shovwd rhe stack of papers ar Kevin grinning.
“I rewrote some of the script to help you, I find it much more Kevin like now, and it makes chas stand our as a character even more. Want to try the new lines?” Jamie didnt miss a breath npr a breath as he excitedly talked to Kevin. His eyws looked at Kevin’s neck and he blinked. “You’re,wearing the scarf I gave you.” He geinnss happily.
It was official, Kevin was,now,wearing that scarf everyday if it,made him smile like that.
Kevin only nodded and read the new lines. He did like them a little better, and when he had a few memorized, his acting was better, at least Jamie said so.
Kevin managed to get through the. Day without jamie finding out about his crush on him.
Maybe he was a good actor after all.
*******
It was almost the night of the play, Kevin had all his lines and movements,memorized, and he realized quickly, that he didnt have just some silly crush on Jamie.
No.
Kevin was in love, completely and fully.
And Jamie,was oblivious.
Kevin would help Jamie with the mail some days, but he only managed to find,him during the last few streets of houses. He mostly just carried the bag for him. 
Kevin tried fo get jamie to,go to a rave, but instead they stayed inside watching movies which Kevin enjoyed more. If meant he had Jamie all to himself and only had to share with benefit,lumberjack for a few hours.
Kevin always wore the scarf jamie gave him, and every time jamie saw it he seemed to light up.
They were practicing a scene Kevin had a little trouble with still when they showed up. The two kids who ruined everything Kevin worked so hard for.
“Jamie!” A small little boy voice called out, catching the thespains attention as he looked at the short, curly haired,boy and grinned.“hey Steven! Hi Connie!” He ran to the side of the stage, leaving Kevin at the side, just watching the conversation.
“You guys coming to the play tomorrow?” Jamie,asked them excitedly.
“i wouldnt miss it! You have the best plays Jamie!” Steven exclaimed. Connie nodded in agreement.
“Yeah, the last one was so cute when everyone became an animal. I wonder what will happen in this one.”
Jamie grinned.“you guys should meet the lead! He is really cool! Kevin come here and meet my friends!” Jamie called back to the boy who only glared at the two kids. They stole his spotlight. And,they were still obsessed with Kevin. Kevin walked ocee as he heard the two kids gasp and saw them glare.
“Kevin…”
Jamie was so, so oblivious.
“Oh, you guys already know,each other?” He smiles that smile that kills Kevin every time. That was his,smile, the one jamie gives him for wearing his scarf, not just anyones,smile.
“These kids are obsessed with me.” Kevin said as the two kids ingored him and told Jamie.
“When connie and I fused the first time, he wouldnt leave us alone until we danced with him!”
“And then we unfused and he freaked out cause we were kids! He was a real jerk!”
“We raced him in a car he was mean and rude to everyone!”
“He says we are obsessed with him but he didn’t even know what personal space is!”
“Hey!,who said you were the victim here! You’re just obsessed with me! Dont deny it! I just wanted to dance then you got all crazy and tuened into two kids! Not my fault that you lost a race when I’m the best! Scram already, you ain’t welcome here!”
“Yes they are."Jamie’s voice was hard and low, ans he stood looking at Kevin.
"Kevin these are my friends…they mean a lot to me…and they are always welcomed here. Now…did you really mean all of that? You’ve been really nice to me, but that-”
“So you’re taking their side of this?!” Kevin couldn’t believe it. He spent nearly every day with Jamie! He was the lead in his next play! He couldn’t be siding with two kids!“they are just obsessed kids!”
“Kevin you are all my friends, I don’t want to take a side I,just want to know what-”
“No!,I’m the lead in your play, you asked for me to be the lead! I help you with your mail and you should be siding with me!” Why was he yelling? This wasn’t what he wanted. He wanted jamie in his arms, not arguing with him.
,Kevin I dont owe you anything! You didnt have to be the lead and you don’t have to help me with the mail, thats my job! I just wanted,to know the full story because youre all my friends and I wanted to keep it that way!“
"I don’t want to be youe friend!” He wanted to be more. But jamie didn’t get that. Jamie looked at him hurt and looked down.
“Oh.”
Steven and Connie gasped and glared at Kevin like he killed jamie.
Kevin couldn’t find his words. He couldn’t say them even id he found them, he wanted to be more than friends, didnt jamie get that? 
“Forget this, I’m outta here!” Ans Kevin jumped off the stage leaving. It was all those kids fault.
Kevin didnt,show up,to the play.
Jamie had been smart and, of course, has buck as his understudy, so the play still went on.
________________
Kevin sat in the last row of chairs by himself as jamie took a bow with the rest od the thespains. He played with the purple scarf on his neck. He,should be up there as romeo, not Some other guy he didnt know. They didn’t actually kiss, it was only a theatre kiss, were you kiss the peesons thumb instead, bur Kevin would have kissed him for real. He should be romeo.
But it was all those kids fsult.
They made Jamie take their side.
Kevin wasn’t offered the lead role like last time, and didnt help jamie with the mail.
But Kevin still wore his dumb scarf. 
And on stage, for a second Kevin saw jamie look at him.
He saw he scarf Kevin was playing with around his neck
Ans kevin saw Jamie give a smike
His smile
So he knew he saw the scarf.
Maybe he should apologize to the kids…
It was still all their fault…but just….
Maybe.
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wow that was fun to write! But to quickly explain better, a theatre kiss is when you put your hand on someones cheek,and your thumb on their lips, and you kiss your thumb. It looks real but isn’t a kiss.
I love the idea of Kevin falling first, ans qanted to write ir. If you want ill gladly make you a second part.
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I really loved the part about Kevin wearing the scarf Jamie gave him just to make him smile. The small movie date part was cute too aaa. aND THE DRAMA?? OOF, great work!!
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rin412 · 7 years ago
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Love Ballad (Prologue)
~ A Samurai Love Ballad Party Fanfiction ~ ~Warning! Samurais x OC pairings! If you don’t like my pairing, I don’t care. lol~ ~Future AU~ ~Definitely OOC so please prepare yourself to vomit~
Okay, so, I made a... thing again. After I was on hiatus for quite a long time. I’m still trying to collect my muse, so please spare me ;;;;
Again, I warn you before you read. These are my own pairings and my own AU. I don’t care if you don’t like it or disagree to it, I’m the ruler of my own world. lol
ok jk or maybe not
Anyway, please enjoy!
Spring….
Sakura petals are everywhere, accompany me while walking through the front gate of my school.
Today is the day of my new semester in second grade in highschool. To be honest, I kind of looking forward for this day because I hope I can meet new friends. Hmm, I can’t say that my first year was all that good, yes. Because… uhh… I just… couldn’t socialize well enough. No, it’s fine. Something ridiculous like bullying didn’t happen at all. It’s just… most of my classmates were quite… fashionable ones? They were always talking about make-up, newest trend, etc. And I guess I’m just… not really used to that kind of thing.
Ahaha…
Well…
I know, I was the one at fault…
But still, I want to live my life however I like. I have to enjoy it! Why, you asked? That’s because I—
“Shut up, old man!”
“Huh?” before I even step into my school ground, I see a looking-expensive black car in front of the gate. There’s a boy with yellow hair shouts loudly to an old man that just closed the car’s door for him.
The boy wears a hard expression, I can practically see his face full of wrinkles here and there. He looks so angry. I wonder why…
“But, Master. If something happens to you, I suppose I can hel—“
“No need.”
“But this is your first da—“
“I told you, just go home already, Sakai! I can do the rest here by myself! I’m not a kid anymore!”
“But, Maste—“
“I said go home, you deaf!! Are you trying to embarrass me on purpose?! Treating me like a kid all the damn time?!”
“I’m just worri—“
“No need. Now go.”
“But—“
“I said GO! Before I pull your hair and make you completely bald!”
“Y-yes! Please! Spare my hair! N-now if you will excuse me—“
“Hurry!”
“Y-yes!!” the old man looks so scared of that boy and quickly get into the car. Then he opens the window and says, “I will pick you up here after school, Maste—“
“Yeah, whatever. Now go!”
“Y-yes..!”
And there he goes….
My, what a scary boy. Judging from the way that old man’s way of calling him, I bet he’s a rich one. Maybe that old man is his driver? Well, who knows…
Before I realize it, he already walks into the school ground. Probably he noticed that I’m looking at him intently, he stops himself in front of me and looking down at me with such arrogance and scary smile, “Listen.”
“Huh?”
“Don’t say anything to anyone about what just happened before. Got it?”
“Why should I—“
“GOT…. IT….?”
Whoa, he peers closer with a really cold and scarier smile ever!! I quickly nod and he let out a satisfied grin, “Good. Now get off my way.”
“You can just walk over—“
“I said get off my way, stupid wench!”
“Wha--?!”
Before I can even spits out a complain, he shoves me away to the point I fall on the ground. How rude!! But look at him! He doesn’t even care and just walks away while humming a song.
Ugh, great. My first day of second grade and I’m already facing this kind of worst luck ever. Look at my skirt. All dirty now. I will have my revenge! Just you wait—
….
Uhh..
What’s his name again?
…..
Okay, great. You forgot to ask….
“Sigh…”
“Are you okay?”
“Huh?” I look up and I see a cute girl with a black ribbon on the left side of her light brown hair. Oh dear, look at her smile. What an angel.
She offers her hand and helps me stand up. What a nice girl…!
“Did you hurt yourself?” she asks, worried.
“O-oh no, I’m fine! I just… uhh….” Oh right, I can’t say anything about that boy’s evil side. Remembering that, I decided to just say, “I just… a-accidentally tripped….? Ahahaha!”
“Ah, I see. Please be careful next time, okay?” she seriously worries about me? Oh my god, she really is an angel!!
“Y-yes! I’ll be more careful! T-thank you for your help!”
“No, it’s fine. Oh right, it’s almost the time for the ceremony! Let’s hurry!”
I take a look at my watch, and surely, it’s almost the time. Oh dear, my head was so full about that boy, I almost forgot!
The cute girl who was walking ahead of me suddenly stops herself and turns back to me, “Your name?”
“Huh?”
“What’s your name?”
“Me? O-oh, my name is Rin.”
“All right, Rin!”
“Whoa…!” she suddenly holds my hand and pulls me along to run with her through the school ground.
While running with all our might, she says with a cheerful smile, “My name is Ane! Nice to meet you, Rin!”
“A-Ane! Okay! Nice to meet you too! Haha!”
Well, maybe my first day isn’t so bad at all. I hope I’m in the same class with Ane!
*later, after the ceremony*
I just saw on the notice board that my new class is in 2-E. Hmm, I wonder what kind of people that are waiting for me. I’m looking forward to it already.
Then, before I realized it, I arrived in front of my class. A bit nervous, I take a peek inside. There really is no one that I know here. I guess Ane isn’t in the same class with me. Aw…
“Rin?”
“Huh?” I turn to the source of voice behind me, and I quickly put on a cheerful smile again, “Ane!!”
“I guess we’re in the same class then? I look forward to it!”
“Y-yes! Me too!! I hope we can be a good friend!”
“What are you talking about? We’re a good friend already!”
“Aah, you don’t know how happy I am to hear that!” I hug her excitedly.
Yes!! I can see a bright future of my new life ahead!
*then, homeroom time*
We finally start our first homeroom, and the homeroom teacher’s name is Uesugi Kenshin. Hmm, if I take a look properly, he looks so beautiful for a man. Ugh, I feel like I just became a failure woman. I wonder where did my beauty go….?
“Hm?” I sense a shadow is moving through the slightly opened class door. I take a look, and I see a girl is peeking through the door’s window. Who is she? Why is she not in her class?
Also….
Look at that expression….
She’s… blushing?
I wonder if she’s looking at her crush here. Aw, too bad that they are in separate classroom.
I follow her gaze, and suddenly I realize that she’s not looking to the student desks. She’s looking to the sight in front of our class, Mr. Uesugi.
Whoa…
To think she even ditched her class to see Mr. Uesugi…
I guess someone will do anything for love, huh. I wonder if there will be a time for me to be like that girl too…?
*then, lunch time*
“First day of school is still light and fun, huh.” I say as I stretch my arms out after sit on a hard chair for a long time. Ugh, I suddenly miss my sofa.
“Well, we should prepare ourselves for the upcoming homeworks and tests. So we better have fun now. Haha.” Ane says with a wry smile.
“I suppose so.” I say with a chuckle, “Hey, Ane. Let’s go buy breads in the canteen!”
“I have my own lunch today, so…”
“Whoa, as expected. Let me see!”
“Sure. Here!” Ane opens her lunch box and there, at that time, once again I feel like I lost my beauty and pride as a woman.
I mean, look at this cute lunch box!! How could you even dare to eat these food babies?! Starving sounds better rather than have to eat these cuties!!
“I-I wonder if it looks weird….” Ane seems worried when she saw my reaction.
“No!! it’s the best lunch ever!!” I say with an excited voice.
Ane looks shy and she’s blushing a little, “T-thank you…”
Huhu, she’s so cute…
Wait, the lunch will be over if I don’t hurry!
“Ane, I will go buy my bread and milk first, okay?” I said as I get up from my seat.
“Sure. Want me to go with you?” she offers with a smile.
God!! Go to the canteen together with someone!! I feel like my real youth just started now…!
But wait. Ane has a lot of kind of foods. I bet she needs time to finish that. And, we know what kind of hell school canteen is, so…
Yeah, it will take time…
“I can go by myself. You go ahead and eat your lunch, okay?” I said with a grin on my face.
“Are you sure? Are you going to be okay?”
“Why are you so worried, though? I only buy bread and milk.”
“Well, you seem like the type who eat a lot, so…”
Are you saying I’m fat, Ane? Are you saying that I’m going to buy TONS of foods?
Okay, good. Rin, I guess it’s the time for you to go on a diet.
*a while later*
I guess I was too late. No, I guess the school canteen has became a worst hell ever.
I mean, look at this empty box….
I REPEAT! IT! IS! EMPTY!
Great, I see no breads! SOLD OUT!
Now what to do? Geez…
Looks like I have to skip my lunch.
“S-Saizo, are you sure you’re going to buy THAT much?!”
“Hm?” I hear a familiar voice beside me, and I see the famous duo, Sanada Yukimura and Kirigakure Saizo. I heard Saizo is so popular that he actually broke the record for got 500 chocolates in Valentine Day last year.
“Dear, this much of dangos aren’t problem at all. Now you go ahead and pay for me.” Saizo said while leaving Yukimura behind.
“Wha--?! Mmrrgh, damn you, Saizo! Always, and always!” though, Yukimura paid Saizo’s dango in the end. Yeah, Yukimura is so popular too thanks to his opposite side from Saizo. He’s such a shy boy, and he’s very kind. Meanwhile Saizo doesn’t seem to care about his surroundings and always keep that coldness of him.
“I can see the reason why Yukimura is so popular, but… Saizo…?” I mumble to myself, until…
“I know, right?”
“Huh?” someone agreed to my opinion and I quickly turn to face the source of that voice, “E-err…”
“Oh, forgive me, I forgot to introduce myself!” she laughs with such beauty and elegance. Whoa, does this girl really exist in our school? I didn’t know, “My name is Kobayashi Chiaki. And you?”
“Me? Ah, I’m Rin. Nice to meet you, Kobayashi.”
“Nice to meet you too, Rin! And please, just call me Chiaki. Both of us will get confuse after all.”
“Both?”
“Oh, I was talking about my twin sister. See? She’s over there.”
I follow her gaze, and I see a girl with a low twintail stands in the middle of busy and noisy canteen. Apparently she’s staring silently at Saizo with an unreadable expression. Though, I wonder why…
That small back of her…. looks so… lonely.
“I hate that Saizo, you see.” Chiaki suddenly mumbles.
“Why?” I ask her in curiousity.
“Before we met Saizo, Chise was a cheerful girl. She didn’t has this kind of flat expression. I miss her laughs.”
“Chise? Oh, so that’s her name.”
“When we met Saizo, Chise suddenly became like this up until now. I don’t know what did happen between them, but I surely hate Saizo for taking my sister’s soul…!”
Whoa, that’s a dark expression you have there…!
Also, Chise is still alive, oi…!
*later, in corridor*
“Ugh, in the end I didn’t get to eat anything… I guess I will just ask Ane to share her lunch? Will she even give it to me, though?”
As I’m wondering what to do about my empty stomach, I see our another popular student is currently….scolding….another student, I guess? I mean, it’s him. The famous one-eyed student council president, Date Masamune. He’s holding a… ah… adult magazine…
The owner of that magazine is no one but his own cousin, Date Shigezane. Masamune is likely your image of a full moon in the cold night, and Shigezane is the sun in the bright and clear blue sky. These two are so… unique, I think.
“Shigezane, how many times do I have to remind you, stop bringing this kind of magazine to school!”
“Sorry, Masa. But you see, my friend asked me the other day—“
“I don’t care about your friend. Just stop breaking the rules at school. Don’t bring shame to our family.”
“I know, I know… but Masa—“
“No buts.” Masamune hits Shigezane’s head with the magazine lightly.
“Masa, you’re no fun! I am fine with all the scolding, but I can’t let you not enjoy your highschool life!”
“Why are we talking about me now?”
Then, I see a young teacher walks in the corridor and approach those two. That teacher is still in training, or so I heard. His name is Katakura Kojuro.
“I personally agree with Shigezane about you should enjoy your highschool life.” Mr. Katakura said with a smile, “But I disagree about enjoy it by reading an adult magazine at school.”
“Ugh….” Shigezane pouts, “Kojuro, you’re so harsh…”
“Call me Mr. Katakura….!”
I chuckle a little at their conversation as I continue on my way to my class.
*finally, classroom*
As I sit down on my chair, I let out a very long sigh. Ane who just done ate her lunch is looking at me, worried, “Are you okay, Rin?”
“I don’t think so… ugh… I’m hungry…”
“How about your bread?”
“Sold out…”
“That’s too bad. And I just finished my lunch too… I’m sorry.”
“No, no. It’s fine.”
I guess I just have to hang in there a little bit. Ugh, I hope I can survive this.
Oh wait, this could be my chance to start on my diet!
“Your face…”
“Huh?” I look up, and I see a girl with right sided ponytail is looking down at me in front of my desk.
“Your face looks terrible. Have you had your lunch?”
“Uhh, not yet….”
“The bread that she wanted to eat just sold out.” Ane added and explained my horrible situation. Okay, that’s a bit exaggerating.
“I see…” the girl suddenly holds out a skewer of dango in front of me, “Here. At least have this. You don’t always have to eat bread to fill your stomach, right?”
“Ah, thank you. Then, I take your offer, err…”
“Shimizu Ryuu. Just call me Ryuu, okay? We’re classmate after all.”
“I see. Okay, Ryuu. Thank you!” as I eat the dango, I suddenly realize, “Wait, didn’t Saizo just buy…”
“Ah, I got this from him.”
“What? He shared his dango?!”
“Err, it will be a long story, but to make it short… yes? Hahaha.”
“Wow, that Saizo is actually sharing his dango.”
Ane seems confused, “Why are you so surpised? Sharing food is normal thing, right?”
Ryuu answers with a wry smile, “Well, not for Saizo, you see. You can say he’s quite a stingy when it came to dango.”
“Then why did you…?”
“Like I said, it will be a long story, so let’s just assume he happened to be in the mood to share? Hahaha.”
This Ryuu girl…
Could it be… she’s Saizo’s girlfriend?
Maybe she’s hiding it because she afraids Saizo’s popularity will go down. Also, maybe to avoid that bullying stuff and all…
Whoa, that’s an exciting love story, indeed. I wonder if that’s true.
*then, afterschool*
On my way to my home, while walking on the side of the road, I feel a sudden cold breeze is hitting my skin. Ugh, I guess it’s still a bit cold after all. I should have brought my jacket.
Hm?
Though, not long after I said that, I feel a cold water droplets on my cheeks, and gradually it became the rain that pours down heavily.
Oh, shoot! I better find a shelter!
I run as fast as I can, until finally I arrive in front of a traditional japanese sweets store. Okay, good. At least I find a place to—
“Stupid wench?”
“Huh?” I know that voice. Yes, I know it pretty well. And that rude way of speaking. It belongs to no one but, “You!! The rude guy in the morning!”
“Now who is the rude one?!” he glares while eating his strawberry daifuku.
“Ugh…. I guess my first day isn’t really that perfect after all…”
“…..”
“I got shoved by a rude guy in the morning, my favourite bread sold out, I only ate one skewer of dango, and now I’m stuck under a heavy rain with YOU out of all people…”
“I really wonder who is the rude one now…”
“How sucks.”
“How noisy.”
“Why are you even here?”
“And what’s the point of telling you?”
“Okay, forget it.”
“……”
“……..”
Urgh, this guy, I swear. He’s such an annoying and arrogant brat! My first step of my passionate and beautiful youth isn’t as smooth as I imagine—
“Achoo!” oh, great. Why does it has to be this cold anyway? What a bad timing.
Though, not long until I feel a warmth over my head. I touch and try to feel it, and I realized it’s his coat. This is quite a big one. Is a guy’s body really this big?
Wait wait wait wait!!
What are you even thinking?!
W-well, at least now I know that he has a good side to—
“Don’t make such annoying face.”
“Huh?!”
“I just don’t want you to spread your virus to my daifuku.”
“Now I won’t.”
“Great. And I suppose you know how to watch your attitude, right?”
“Grr…”
“What do we have to say again?”
“…an… you…”
“What? I can’t hear you~”
“….tha… ou…”
“Louder~”
“T-thank you!”
“Hmph.” He quickly puts on a satisfied grin on his face.
Urgh, I take my words back! He’s seriously the worst guy ever!!
To be continued
P.S: do expect a very slow update. Huhu, sorry.
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ichoiheedong · 8 years ago
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Love or gratitude ? BTS Jimin (M) chap 01
pairing: JIMIN X  reader y/N 
Genre: angst/smut 
M= mature contents 
summary: what will you do when all of sudden you find your self getting married to someone used to be your best friend’s lover just because he turned to be a father !!!
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*chap one : i like him !  
two years ago
you don’t have to be so shy if you really have all this feeling y/N ! “ jung hyerin said reassuring you 
you took an other bit of your sandwich , you didn’t know how suddenly you lost your appetite even you were waiting for the lunch time since you’ve been in the school today but yeah you just posed sighing deeply 
it seems easy for your best friend Hyerin to say that she is a queen , you didn’t even understand why should she be your friend though! while you were a reserved girl but at least no one hated you and because you were her classmate you had the opportunity to meet good friends and they actually liked you 
“it’s been 3 years now and we’re graduating soon i don’t think i can make it “you murmured 
“that’s it idiot, jimin oppa will graduate before us so you have only this month to tell him how do you feel” she nagged finishing her orange juice 
“it’s not that easy you know i will faint if he stand in front  of me “
“y/N you’re so naive ! she said and before you could even say something Namjoon known as one of the famous guy in your school appeared hugging her shoulder 
“baby, can i have her for a while he said looking at you and you grinned nodding at him 
they both left ,actually it was pretty obvious why they were together , they both were horny teenagers and Hyerin was never a loyal girl 
you sighed if you already know all that you kept her as a friend maybe she is a monster sometimes ans she easily hurt people around her but deep inside she was a good girl and maybe missing her mom in her life was the reason she acted like that 
you stood up finally going to your locker ,you still have one lesson before going home and fortunately was science which was some thing you were pretty good at 
“y/N sweetie ! “the raspy  soft voice made you turn of course it’s your sweet oppa Kim taehyung but you froze as he wasn’t coming alone , Park jimin aka you’re crush was jogging next to him they were the best friend ever but it wasn’t the reason you liked jimin though 
you grew up fond of him the day you were chosen to assist with the members for the end of the year project ,you were so excited that day because you weren’t known between all of that huge number of students, just a random shy girl in her first junior year having a good chance to know people and made friend relationships , you still remember that day like it was yesterday the memory was vivid , Jimin was the only boy who caught your attention he wasn’t tall but you could speculate he wasn’t that much older than you his smile was cute and the way he was flipping his hair back every time to focus with the papers in front of him , how he was going and coming again to fix something or to talk to his sunbaes 
you found your self admiring him secretly , totally forgetting that you were there to help the member 
things never changed since that day , and you kept peeking on him and how would you stop when he was your brother new classmate for the this two last years 
he never notice you actually , why would he?  you weren’t pretty you weren’t sexy like other girls you were nothing compared to them and a girl lacking what men notice will never get a chance right? ..
“when do you finish today?”
“i just have two hours before going home oppa you replied him and bent slightly greeting Jimin 
he just nodded “tae i will wait you in the library he said passing by you and you gulped nervously, but tae shaking your shoulder brought you back 
“pass by the library when you finish i’ll be there to take you home ok 
“it’s ok oppa don’t do this i’m not a kid any more “
taehyung giggled , unless i didn’t see you wearing the graduation robe you still kiddo for me so just pass by the library  ok 
you giggled slightly accepting his hug 
a month later…
y/N Namjoon and i broke up hyerin said finally laying down on her bed she sighed before closing her eyes 
“oh but why?? i thought you guys were good enough to carry on 
“he’s going to college girl ! do you think i will be able to be in this relation if he go there “
“but if you love each other things could easily work you said still confused you didn’t believe she gave up on him
“love !!” she devilishly giggled we don’t love each other babe he was around for sex and i was too so don’t feel bad for me 
“ i can’t believe how you can do this so easily hyerin, i mean love is a noble and beautiful feeling you started but suddenly stopped seeing the sarcasm in her eyes 
“ love made me motherless it’s for week people, i can have any man i want  so why would i be sticking with one man for my life it’s a waste of my time 
she was always like this too strong and stubborn to be convinced ,
“fine you said continuing the chemistry task ,you two were sitting in her room supposed to study but as usual you ended up the one who does the whole work while she just stay resting , trying make up or listening to music this was supposed to never be ok but, you were ok with it 
she was your friend and you were so tolerant to her moody personality even all your classmate never did and still feeling sorry to you having her as a best friend ,
“will you tell jimin that you like him ? she suddenly said and you stopped writing looking up 
“no “
“you have a great chance this sunday evening ,you can tell him in the party they are preparing to for the graduation so just drink as much as you can and go on 
you sarcastically grinned “i don’t drink hyerin , you know how bad i’m with alcohol and add to that taehyung oppa will be there i don’t want to embarrass him
hyerin smirked, taehyung and Jimin was two of the best boys at the school every one wanted them around but even she was a bitch she didn’t want to hurt you Jimin was the one you always liked and tae was your brother so it was kinda hard for her to flirt with them 
“shall i give it a try ? she said jumping off her bed coming to the desk were you were sitting 
“what?”
“i will help you , i’m gonna talk to jimin in the party 
“oh omg please don’t i will never know what to say “ you panicked feeling nervous the time she spelled his name 
“you don’t have to say any thing actually because i’m going to say every thing all you have to do is waiting there and you will get him 
your lips parted “have him?” 
“isn’t what you are dying to , god i heard he is hot in bed but i think i need to fix  your appearance i don’t want my hard work to go in avail 
“hyerin ah !! you shouted stop it “it was a chock to you hearing what she said ,you never wanted to believe stories about him jimin was perfect in your eyes
“i’m trying to help you girl why are you shouting at me !! 
“i don’t want that so please don’t , i’m going home you said and rushed out side her place 
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you weren’t a make up expert so you just wear what you could do alone a lip stick and mascara, there is no way for you to try ruin your eyes with eyeliner in this time specially that you just have other five minutes to join taehyung in the living room 
he was handsome in his black tuxedo and his new hair style you had to admit how much your brother was handsome, you grinned seeing him waiting and continued jumping the stair holding your heels in the right hands 
“i’m ready let’s go you said trying to fix the long hair bangs that covered your hair 
taehyung slightly giggled coming towards you “nice dress baby sister “
you stood there smiling at him “i’m not a baby oppa c’mon let’s go 
ok he said petting your hair “why didn’t you make some waves i thought girls like that style 
“oh i don’t know how to do it shall i try “
“yeah but in the next party it’s ok any way my sister is gorgeous 
“i’m like a pig comparing to you oppa “you rolled your eyes 
“ a pig !! oh god why are you saying this “he suddenly snatched your hand making his way to the mirror in the hallway next the door making you standing in front of him 
“you have a nice body shape ,a long hair and pretty face are you blind to see this !,more over you’re the kindest human being y/N this is your strong weapon you turned to hug him “thank you oppa you are always nice to me 
“ be confident ok and let’s just have fun c’mon let’s go 
taehyung was driving to Jimin place or let’s say palace like you heard a lot of girls named it , he was a son of a wealthy family an other struggle adding to your list , but you still see him as a kind person specially how much taehyung considered him as a best friend so no wonder he was 
taehyung was as always making noise and singing the whole ride so you didn’t feel nervous ,even you know what you will face there
and it was right!
girls there weren’t just girls they were models man! you sighed looking at them every where drinking dancing or just sitting around with their friends 
fortunately taehyung was still there by your side 
“can’t believe it i never thought he has such low standards in girls ! look at her 
you weren’t hallucinating you heard that and you just froze there trying to act like you weren’t paying attention honestly taehyung deserved to be with a pretty girl  tonight not baby sitting you   
for sure taehyung heard that too and he tried to move back but you stopped him 
“oppa can i get something to drink “
“fine he sighed  let’s go there 
the place was awesome and it seemed like park jimin made a lot of hard work to run this big party 
you took the drink from taehyung when your eyes met with jimin’s eyes; for some one who saw you before he will notice the trembling of your body but you tried to act normal specially when you found out he actually wasn’t looking at you but he was coming for tae 
“hey bro” he greeted him with a hug while his smile made his half moon eye smile appear it never changed since the day you met him
“this is y/N if you remember”
“oh hi y/N ah you look pretty tonight i hope you enjoy the party
your lips parted and you were sure jimin could feel your cold frozen hand in his that was actually particular 
“taehyung ah i need to go greet the dudes there wait me i’m coming  jimin continued his way to where his friends were 
“you see baby i told you you look gorgeous jimin taste in girls is particular
you were blushing so hard and the fresh drink taehyung just gave to you saved your ass ,you didn’t want him to notice how freaked out you were hearing that compliment 
suddenly every bad thing you heard before disappear you were ready to fight the world now to get what you wanted ,the heat in your cheeks was getting higher and it wasn’t that comfortable 
“oppa excuse me i’m going to the toilet 
“i will be around “
you left him going in the hall way searching for the toilet and it wasn’t that hard to find it you just came in to splash your face with water   when suddenly the door cracked open and Hyerin was the person who came in 
“hey girl she said “
“hey you’re here “
“emm i just make it but i needed to fix my lipstick she said smirking 
“you look beautiful by the way i never see this before you have such big eyes 
you didn’t comment and she felt that you were still feel hurt 
“c’mon girl let’s not be like this , let’s just go have fun okay 
you nodded accepting her hand to pull you out the toilet 
you made your way to where your brother was ,actually he wasn’t alone and hyerin seemed comfortable even her ex boyfriend was there too he was one of tae friends anyway 
you all sat together ,actually a while later you weren’t really focusing with what they were saying or even laughing about because you could easily notice how jimin was eye fucking hyerin the whole time  
you tried to chill and drank your still untouchable bottle convincing your self that that wasn’t what’s going on and that you are thinking wrong 
c’mon guys let’s dance jimin shouted leaving his spot and all of them started their way to the dance floor you didn’t want to join even Hyerin was giving you the what the fuck are you waiting eyes 
you were horrible dancer there is no way you will do this so you just started watching them
hyerin was taking a lot of attention around you could see her melting perfectly into the group she was amazing you could understand now why taehyung told you to make hair waves it was sexy and pretty much better when she danced 
you sighed trying to focus with other faces specially jimin feeling your breath hitched in your throat seeing him that much close of Hyerin and the bitter truth was she was enjoying his touches in her hips they danced together to be honest they were melting together 
you tried to make it positive thinking maybe she was doing something to find a way to talk to him about your feeling but what you were saying could just be something insane 
“why would a pretty girl like you sit here alone? “
you looked up to the man standing there and you gasped
“oh my god hello sunbae how have you been “
he looked confused for a second before shaking your hand 
“honestly i didn’t think you know me , i have to feel more confident now he said grinning hugely to you and you did the same 
“it’s me kim y/N if you remembered i was helping you and the other members in the after school clubs when there is some events 
yoongi brows jumped “holly shit! you look amazing ,i mean i’m sorry i mean you changed when i saw you a while a go i thought you were an other girl you look prettier now 
“thank you you said blushing “
“it’s good to see you around yoongi sunbae “
“i’m glad to meet you too in here ,well you didn’t tell me why are you sitting in here alone ?
“i’m not alone actually but the others are dan..
you suddenly stopped talking  you didnt know if yoongi touch in your shoulder or  that  Hyerin and jimin weren’t in your sight anymore was the reason cold sweat collected in your face 
you tried to stand normally looking around to see where could she go and if he was with her too you tried to be positive and thinking that she was going to do it for you 
meanwhile 
“You’re so gorgeous jimin hissed never stop letting his hands meeting hyerin curves and he grew more confident as she doesn’t push him away
 “I was always eyeing you i think we had to hangout before such a shame right?”
 her high pitched giggles told him she was enjoying what was he doing
 “I’m so interested in you why don’t we take this somewhere better ?” He suggested dropping his head to her
 She kissed him back with the same eagerness ,you can’t have this right ! He is perfect his touch was amazing the way his tongue played with hers this is too much for an idiot like you to have!  She doesn’t feel sorry it was obvious jimin was out of your league he was perfectly fine for someone like her
 Hyerin wrapped her hands around his neck encouraging him to dig his body into hers she could easily feel his grown bulge ..
 "I’m sorry” you gently refused yoongi suggestion to join the dancers but he was totally fine sitting with you
 The place was crowded and every one was having fun you couldn’t stop scanning the place trying to find hyerin around your mind was denying something who said jimin was with her any way ? 
You gulped finally apologizing for yoongi to go for a while He nodded but you didn’t see that
 cracking the marble near the swimming pool for some one thinking right  he would walk carefully near the pool but the shake in your feet was uncontrollable specially when Hyerin appeared you may not recognize jimin because he was wearing a black suit just like every one but her you will never fail to not know her
 They were walking side to side as he wrapped her waste you were about to shout so they would stop their way which was obviously the hall to his huge house but some one already shouted asking you to move away, It was late when you feel your self falling like a dead meat into the pool 
 The cries of the girls outside weren’t heard any more you didn’t know Why your hands and feet were freezing? does your life never mean a thing to you! is it because you were feeling hurt you will let your self die!! doesn’t love supposed to be a reason to live happy why are you already in the bottom? why your eyes started to close and you started to forget who you were 
it was a mental break down but you suddenly felt a strong steady hand pulling you up the same hand giving you gentle massage to pull out the water from your lungs who ever this person was you could still remember how warm and soft his lips were .. 
-
 You felt safe recognizing your familiar bed and own room so you were alive You saw taehyung sitting not too much far of the window but he was next to a familiar face who turned to smile hugely at you as you locked with his eyes 
“ Y/n tae shouted omg finally you re awake are you alright
 "I’m fine ”
“ I dont even know and never want to imagine what could happen to you if yoongi huyng didn’t jump after you in the pool, you were the worst swimmer why didn’t you shout i swear i would hear and come for you 
You hugged him back “don’t tell me you told our parents ”
“ i was about to if you didnt wake up now 
“Sunbae thank you you did me a big favor by saving me
 "It’s nothing i’m happy you are ok and safe”
 the bitter truth hit you when you started remembering the last night still denying the bad thoughts but you really felt anger eating you alive days later when hyerin didn’t show up And didn’t pick up her phone which lead you to her place
 You never think twice about what were you going to ask actually when she appeared you could see how strange the stare in her eyes was
 "What are you doing here?”
  "Did you fuck him? ” The sudden deadly  tone of you made her back up
 “Since when do you talk to me this way
“ "Answer me !what the fuck did you do with jimin ?
 "You know y/n forget about your virgin love story because jimin will never be interested in that, he wanted me not you! just forget him he’s out of tour league..
  You walked out her place trying to gather your self you know she will never leave her room until the mark you left in her cheek disappear so it will be totally fine not seeing her fucking face around for a while 
  Tears finally fell down your cheeks and you struggled to walk properly you stopped hugging your self, for many reason you prayed that it rains so maybe the rain could wash the pain you were feeling, but some one just appeared in your sight 
“ Sunbae you said trying to wipe the tears but you got chocked at how much soaked you were
 "What happened why are you crying ?
 "Nothing it's fine sunbae by the way why are you here "
 " it's where i live he pointed you gasped seeing that all this time he was a neighbor of hyerin
 Yoongi ran his hands to wipe the tears
 "c'mon let me help you” he said taking your hands..
  "Do you want to talk about it? He asked finally sitting beside you you ended up dragged by him to his place and you were thankful he did that
 You bit your lips not knowing if it's ok to tell ..your tears fell again 
“Oh god not again !please he said almost whispering as he reached your jawline again
 "If it's not ok to tell don't but please dont cry”
 something in his eyes looked soft and caring You nodded pressing his hand "i will be ok soon
 "Is it your boyfriend? He asked and you shook your head
 "I don’t have one " you answered 
 "Thanks god he said dropping his lips on yours !!
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ticklygiggles · 8 years ago
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A/N: Omg this has been in my ask box for A G E S. Anon, I hope you’re still around so you can read this x.x I’m so sorry.
Summary: Iwaizumi Hajime is a mess and Oikawa Tooru knows nerdy facts about the Universe.
#1 “Don’t you dare” and #47 “D-Don’t do that with your lips” - IwaOi
Words: 1,971
Iwaizumi was impressed when he first saw the place Oikawa chose to have lunch together. There was a small bench under a big tree that provided some protection from the slightly hot weather. It looked lovely, to say the less, and it was in the school territory which made Iwaizumi wonder if Oikawa had brought the bench here by himself.
“I didn’t know about this place”, Oikawa beamed, squeezing Iwaizumi’s hand tighter as he brought the lunch boxes closer to his chest.
“Stunning right? I found it like two weeks ago and I thought about you, Iwa-chan~!”, Iwaizumi blushed and let go of Oikawa’s hand. Almost not noticing the hurt pout on his face. Almost.
“Anyways, I hope you like this lunch, my mom helped me do it, but I did most of it!”, Iwaizumi smiled a little and when he saw the excitement taking Oikawa’s face he turned his head away.
He heard a soft sigh and his heart sinked a little, though, Oikawa’s cheerful voice called for his attention again as he placed a lunch box in front of him. His mouth became water as he saw what was inside.
“I know you like tofu so I made that”, Oikawa placed a tiny kiss on Iwaizumi’s cheek before he could turn his head away again. Iwaizumi hoped he didn’t see the blush taking his cheeks, if Oikawa did he didn’t say anything.
Spring was making its appearance once again. The weather was slightly hotter and the sky clear and blue. Iwaizumi heard Oikawa sighing happily as he eat up his food. Hajime could hear chatting from other students coming from miles and miles away, entering into his and Oikawa’s bubble just enough to add some white noise into the silence surrounding them… slightly awkward silence, at least for Iwaizumi.
“Iwa-chan”, Oikawa whined, and turning his head to look at his boyfriend Iwaizumi knew that it was slightly awkward for Oikawa too. “You know,“ he whispered, looking down at his food and poking it with his chopsticks. “We’re in a relationship. I think we need to talk with each other a bit more, but you keep kinda ignoring me”, Oikawa pouted a little and looked up at Iwaizumi. He didn’t say a thing, just kept eating and Oikawa chuckled, “you’re not a good boyfriend, Iwa-chan”. He stuck his tongue out feeling just slightly hurt.
Iwaizumi did feel fully hurt, though, because he was, indeed, not a good boyfriend. They’ve been dating for almost three months now and their relationship wasn’t exactly a secret around the school, thanks to a very shiny person, of course.
However, Iwaizumi was still shy, not because he didn’t want to let everyone know that he’s in a relationship with Oikawa, as hell if he minds what other people think… but he’s still shy around Oikawa. He can barely look at him in the eyes without blushing.
They’ve been best friends for ages and talking with Oikawa was never a problem, but when things started to change and looks became longer and brushing hands became a normal thing, he was more than embarrassed to be around Oikawa. He was stunning and just the thought of Oikawa’s true smile was enough to fill Iwaizumi’s stomach wirh awkward yet funny butterflies…
… but Oikawa didn’t know that and Iwaizumi was not going to tell him anytime soon, so how would Oikawa know his feelings?
Well, Oikawa would know because he’s Oikawa Tooru and his boyfriend was his best friend. He would know something is bothering Iwaizumi before Iwaizumi knew something is borhering him. That’s why, noticing the tip of Iwaizumi’s ears becoming red and how his nose scrunched up a little (something he does when he’s over thinking), Oikawa smiled a little and tugged Iwaizumi’s ear lobe playfully, making him jump a little.
“You’re always so quite when you think too much”
“Hmmm”, Iwaizumi answered, leaning on the hand caressing his cheek, but flinching away when he started to feel Oikawa leaning closer to him. He cursed himself when Oikawa retracted his hand and Iwaizumi missed the warmth at the instant. He sighed.
“Listen, Hajime”, Iwaizumi felt his insides flutter. “Let’s play a game, yeah?”, he frowned, tilting his head to one side.
“What about?”, Oikawa beamed when Iwaizumi finally talked back at him. He clapped his hands together, too excited to hold it back.
“I’ll make you a question, if your answer is wrong you’ll get a little punishment”, Iwaizumi noticed how Oikawa tried to act as he didn’t see the blush spreading on Iwaizumi’s cheeks. “But if your answer is right, you’ll get a reward! How’s that?”, he looked at him with hope in his eyes and he made that face. The face he knows Iwaizumi is weak against. That little… sunshine.
“Yeah. Okay, fine”, he received a kiss on the nose and a big smile from Oikawa.
“That’s your first reward for correct answer”, Iwaizumi wanted to hide his face forever. “Right! So next question is… what’s Issei’s last name?”, Iwaizumi rolled his eyes, a soft smile pulling at his lips.
“Matsukawa”
“Correct!”, Oikawa leaned down and kissed Iwaizumi’s forehead, lingering there for five exact seconds… not that Iwaizumi counted them or something. “Good, now, Hanamaki has a what in his last name?”
“Flower”
“Nice! Reward~”, Iwaizumi closed his eyes when he felt a kiss in the cheek, this one only lasted three seconds and a half. “Okay, so who has the hottest thighs in Karasuno?”
“Uh… Sawamura Daichi?”, Oikawa gasped.
“Hajime, what are you doing checking out Mr. Refreshing’s boyfriend’s thighs?”, Iwaizumi blushed deep red and Oikawa only giggled and kissed him on the other cheek. “Just kidding, but you where right and you’re not allowed to check out anyone’s thighs anymore, understood?”, Iwaizumi nodded, too busy enjoying the shivers running down his spine as Oikawa’s puffs of air brushed his cheeks.
The game kept on, easy questions led to easy answers and that led to lovely rewards that made Iwaizumi’s heart melt. By now, Oikawa had kissed him all over the face, except for his lips and Iwaizumi was more than desperate to kiss Oikawa.
When was the last time he kissed Oikawa, anyways? Was it this morning? No… this morning Iwaizumi was late so he didn’t get the chance to walk to school with Oikawa. Maybe when he saw him in class? Maybe-
“Iwa-Chan!’, Iwaizumi snapped back and found Oikawa’s chocolate eyes staring at him. “Are you thinking about your answer?”
“Uh… I didn’t hear you, Tooru. Can you repeat that?”, Oikawa sighed.
"Just because you do that cute thing with your nose when you think too hard”, Iwaizumi frowned.
“What thi-”
”Okay, the question was: how many Earths could fit in the sun?”, Iwaizumi stared at Oikawa and the latter giggled. “Don’t look at me like that, just answer!”
“How am I supposed to know that?”, Oikawa shrugged.
“I don’t know… one thousand?”, he shivered when Oikawa smirked.
“Wrong answer, Hajime~ the answer is one million. You’ll get punished~”, Iwaizumi blushed and his eyes wineded when Oikawa started to wiggle his fingers at him.
“Don’t you dare, Oikawa! And how am I sure that’s the right ans- wahait!”, he squeaked when Oikawa launched at him, latching his hands onto Iwaizumi’s hips and squeezing the bones with precision. Iwaizumi throws his back and fell into the bench. “Nohohot fahahair! Stohohop!”
"This is totally fair, Iwa-chan. The punishment is that you get tickled for five seconds and you can’t stop it or I’ll tickle you for 10 seconds more”
“You bahahastard!”, Iwaizumi shrieked.
"And I know for a fact this is a good spot~”, Oikawa sings, drilling his thumbs into Iwaizumi’s hips, enjoying the way his lover arched up his back, but kept his hands down over his stomach, clenching his uniform. Oikawa did tickled him for five seconds, or that’s what Iwaizumi thinks.
“Fine! Next question is what is the densest object known in the universe?”, Iwaizumi wineded his eyes, lifting his head up to look at Oikawa. He was smirking down at him.
“That’s totally not fair, T-”
“Answer the question, Hajime”
“M-meheheteorite?”
“Wrong! The answer is Neutron Star. Punishment!“, Iwaizumi shrieked and squirmed when Oikawa dug his fingers into his tummy, clawing the muscles until Iwaizumi snorted with laughter.
"You sahahaid five seconds!”, he tried to sit up again when the tickling finally stopped. This time he did counted the seconds and Tooru cheated.
“That wahahas seven seconds!”, he pressed his hands over his tingly stomach and breathed out, his back against the bench.
“Oops, Sorry. My bad~ okay next question!”
“No!”, Iwaizumi finally sat up and grabbed Oikawa’s hands, a nervous smile stretching his lips. “No mohohore weird questions!”, Oikawa giggled.
“Fine, fine. An easy one!”, Iwaizumi nodded and he felt his cheeks burning when Oikawa started to intertwine their fingers together. “What’s 8 plus 9?”
“Eighteen”, Oikawa quirked an eyebrow and before Iwaizumi could take his answer back he dug into his ribs, sending him back into the bench as he squirmed and laughed out of his mind as his ticklish spot was being attacked without mercy.
“You just want to be tickled, Iwa-chan~”.
“Wahahait please!”, Iwaizumi shrieked when Oikawa clawed his hands on his ribs, vibrating his fingers against the bones and inbetween. He howled with laughter and Oikawa giggled and blushed because he has Iwaizumi Hajime laughing hysterically just by a few touches on his rib cage, and, besides that, listening to Iwaizumi’s laughter was one of his biggest guilty pleasures.
“Ack no! Nohoho! D-Don’t do that with your lips!”, Oikawa leaned down on Iwaizumi’s neck and started to nibble and brush his lips against the soft spot under his chin as his fingers squeezed the bottom of his ribs, right where Hajime was the most ticklish.
“Say, Hajime”, Oikawa whispered over his ear, not stopping his playful assault as Iwaizumi squeaked and arched and withdrew and screamed. “Do you love me?”.
Iwaizumi hoped the growing heat on his cheeks was caused because of the lack of oxygen and his hysterical laughter.He nodded anyway, taking the opportunity to be sincere about his feelings now that he was in this very weak and vulnerable state, however, Oikawa kept torturing that frigging spot and he was reaching his limits.
“My Gohohod, Tooru!”, Iwaizumi cried. “Stohohop please!”, Oikawa stopped, soothing Iwaizumi’s ribs with the palm of his hands to stop the tingling sensations. His after giggles were enough to turn Oikawa’s insides into jelly.
“I love you too, Hajime”, Iwaizumi breathed out and looked up at Oikawa, smiling widely at him and Oikawa blushed, smiling back down at his lover. “You’re beautiful, Iwa-chan”
“You’re even more beautiful”, Oikawa giggled and Iwaizumi just about died of embarrassment, until he finally felt Oikawa’s lips met his own, kissing him softly but then more fiercely until they were breathing heavily through their noses, not wanting to pull apart for nothing in the world.
“Oh shit!”, with a loud thud, both of them fell down into the grass. Iwaizumi now on top and Oikawa right under him.
“You’re so stupid, Oikawa”, they both broke apart in bubble laughter. Touching their foreheads together.
“Hajime?”, Iwaizumi hummed and he was barely aware of a bell ringing in the distant, too busy nuzzling Oikawa’s cheeks and pampering kisses here and there. “I think we’re very late for class”.
“Are we in school?”, their giggles were loud enough to let Matsukawa and Hanamaki finally find them for practice. Oikawa and Iwaizumi laughed when Makki and Mattsun screamed in fake disgust as Iwaizumi and Oikawa kissed away as if their lives depended on it.
Iwaizumi Hajime wasn’t very good speaking up his emotions, but he doesn’t need to worry about it because Oikawa Tooru can read him better than the palm of his hand. And that was enough for the both of them.
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dcmissionaries · 6 years ago
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Little Onsen of Horrors
After their eventful evening at Shelles harbor, the Angels had gone back to their usual business of trying to defeat ghosts, thwart Shrouds plans, and take the blame for most of the city's problems. The morale had still been rather on the low side throughout the Abbey and, though many of the Angels were trying to find some way to decently keep themselves busy, it was beginning to show. A few of our heroes had convened in the Rec Room to pass the time while waiting for an ethereal warning from the sky. Jacket and Scrunchy shoved each other as they raced on a Rainbow Racetrack of Pain and Agony. Other Angels looked on with sadistic interest at best, taking sides as the two ruined their friendship slowly on Rainbow Road. The large oak doors at the front of the room bust open as the Templar made his way in, stopping to watch in horror as neither Jacket nor Scrunchy got first place- they were far too busy shaking each other and Shades and Blazer frantically tried to recover their losses and finish the game for them. No dice there. Strappon cleared his throat and got most of their attention. "I'm sure you lot are very tired, and as summer is ending I figured we should take a... Small vacation." He began, "Miss Pleats was very generous and gifted us with some gift certificates to a Japanese bath house here in Daten. It's quite popular." "That's pretty sweet of her!" Jacket chirped, "Never been to one of those before!" "Glad we can afford a fuckin vacation." Blazer said, dropping the controller with more interest on the conversation. "Finally."
Strappon and the Angels arrived at the Bathhouse some time later that week with some renewed vigor. As the party approached the building, they were greeted by a pair of little old ladies.
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"Welcome to our hot spring house, Angels! Please, make yourselves at home!" One of the ladies chirped, far more enthusiastic than her twin sister, "My name is Obi, and my sister here Medallion. We're glad to serve such a wonderful group of people." "Absolutely." Medallion said, though with significantly less enthusiasm. Still, she seemed welcoming. Strappon looked at the Angels with a rare smile. "Let's head on in, chaps." He said. With a vacation ahead of them, nothing should go wrong. ...Right?
As the Angels filed inside the inn's lobby, the twins were working dilig ently to register them to their rooms and handing out keys. Medallion co vered the basic floor plan while Obi described what other amenities the inn had to offer outside of its hot springs. There was a nice little rec room and private springs for fewer people if they so desired to use the m. The day was still young and while the twins were elderly, they certainly did tire out the Angels with activities. After a quick dinner break, An gels split up to either settle into their rooms or take advantage of all the hot springs had to offer.
SOPHIE:  Scrunchy was ready to relax, the week prior had been spent between hel  ping people move personal items and playing Mario Kart with Jacket. De  spite "technically" being able to drive with a permit now, there was n  o way she should be trusted on the road at this point, odds are she wo  uld have thrown a blue shell or two. So this day at the 'spa' was more   than welcome.
OMEGA:  Father Crucifix and Raincoat were in the lobby room talking to each ot  her. "And there is nothing you can do about!" Raincoat said as she loo  ked at Father Crucifix. "I tried everything in my power but what is do  ne is done..." Father Crucifix said as he looked down feeling sad. "Bu  llshit! All of it is Bullshit!" Raincoat said as she got angry at Fath  er Crucifix. "Please calm down, I'm angry to but like i said there is  nothing we can do." He said as he tries put his hand on her shoulder b  ut she started to walk away. "I'm going to take hot bath." She said as   he grabs a towel and walks into the hot springs. Father Crucifix sat  there thinking to himself for now.
RYAN:  "This is the life!" Thigh High dreamily sighed as she stretched her ar  ms above her head. Home life has been hectic lately, what with her aun  t moving in and her girlfriend moving out. Suffice to say, this downti  me is exactly what the angel needed.
BRIT:  Strappon settled into the male side of the hot springs, sliding into t  he water up past his shoulders. There was no one else there when he ha  d entered, so he chose this time to be some alone time to sit in the w  arm water and think about absolutely nothing.  Of course, as wonderful as being alone was, Jacket came barrelling in  past Scrunchie, wearing only a towel, and canonballed into the hot spr  ing. This sprayed _hot steamy water_ all over Strappon and whoever was   on the side.  Jacket popped his head up and gave a sheepish smile to Strappon.
SOPHIE:  Witch hat was still trying to find her footing among the angels of Dat  en, truth be told, less than a week ago she was still in the body of a   demon, so honestly? She didn't truly feel like.. well, whatever this  was, that she 'earned' it. However, she wanted to try and get to know  everyone a bit more at the very least. Without her girlfriend present  she kinda.. tried her best not to break anything. She was ready to hea  d over to the hot springs and take it easy.  Exiting her room with a towel draped around her, she e v e r s o c a r   e f u l l y shut the door behind her. She's not paying for damages. N  ot today. Not after 'Nam. Donny just liked bowling.  She carefully watched her footing and started out towards the 'Woman's  " side of the hot springs. Poor lesbian looked like a chicken in headl  ights.  Scrunchy blinked
SOPHIE:  After collecting herself from what just happened, Scrunchy took a runn  ing stance, akin to something you'd see right out of an action anime.  One leg forward, the other back, fists on the ground, until she flung  herself into a full forced sprint after Jacket, tripping on a rock aro  und the spring and cartwheeling through the air before plunking into t  he water. The splash created was at least worthy of a solid 8.
COFFIN:  Vampire Collar yawned softly, removing the hood of his cloak. He'd be  safe so there was no need to have it on. He made his way to the water  before being splashed with water. The boy now looked a lot like the ri  ng. He exhaled and folded his cloak. He held his towel before sinking  into the water. He was up to his nose. He blinked.              Mary J  anes ran past his grandmother and entered the water. He moved over to  Vamp and patted his pasty pal. Dzilla made her way to the women's sect  ion and the giant woman sunk into the steamy water. She let out a sigh  .          Foxstole entered and huffed. "There goes the privacy. Whaaa  tever."
OMEGA:  Raincoat took off her clothes and got into the Hot Springs with the ot  her girls. "Aaaaah nothing like a nice relaxing hot-springs to make yo  u feel better." Raincoat said with a calm relax smile on her face as s  he enjoys the spring.  Meanwhile, Boxer was in a private hot-springs alone and by himself wit  h no one. After everything that happen he just wanted to be alone. "St  upid Luna...Stupid Strappon...Stupid God!" Boxer said as angrily as he   punches this reflection. "Everything Stupid..." He said as he looked  down as everything was quiet.
KURP:  Shades and Sukajan had retreated into their own room for now, seeming  to have a discussion about something. What it was? Probably nothing se  rious and more pertaining to their hobbies.  Luna had sunk herself in the living area near the dining hall. There,  she let her mind melt away as the tv went on with whatever that channe  l was showing.  Archer was not far from her, making sure his feathers were up to snuff  .  Hot Pants slowly came out of his room. The man was holding a change of   clothes and a towel. There was something off about him, though. He ha  d a limp and he was hella limping towards one of the private springs a  nd quick before someone questioned his funny little walk.  Meanwhile Gogo was still in the lobby, busy with phone calls from what   anyone could assume to be with their manager.
OWLIE:  "Okay kids," Cardigan said as she ushered Henley Shirt, Sneakers and S  uspenders and gave them a cheeky smirk "Since Monocle and Polo's out o  f town, I'm in charge, Mono said something about 'make sure Suspenders   is at least 15 feet away from Sneakers', eh, don't care, just have fu  n" She winked at the blushing Sneakers and went to the female's area.  "C'mon, Sneaks!" Suspenders said as he grabbed the other boy's arm and   led him to the hot springs. Sneakers tried to protest but he was help  lessly dragged along.  "G-good day, sir strappon" Sneakers said as he went into the warm wate  r, an audible sigh escaped his lips. Suspenders came in as well and sa  t next to him.
SAIYAN:  Mesh Top, Wristband, Undershirt and Tuxedo Jacket arrived at the hot s  prings and stepped into their respective hot spring areas. Mesh Top an  d Wristband went in the girls area and Undershirt and Tuxedo Jacket we  nt to the males area. Mesh Top and Wristband went into the changing ro  om and began to take her clothes off.  "This is the life! We get to take our clothes off and relax" Wristband   said as she looked over and already saw that Mesh Top and completely  stripped before Wristband had even finished.  "Damn right!" She said as she grabbed a towel and waited for Wristband   to finish.  Wristband finished taking her clothes off and grabbed her towel. The t  wo of them both didn't bother covering themselves up as they the hoped   into the water and sighed.  Meanwhile, Undershirt and Tuxedo Jacket both were a bit more careful a  nd wrapped a towel around their waists before the slipped into the wat  er and sitting five feet apart because they're not gay.
KURP:  There was a child hiding in the plants. Obi is unable to remove him fr  om there and even Medallion is having trouble. Someone call the author  ities, he seems rabid.
OMEGA:  "I need to get my mind off this." Father Crucifix said to himself as h  e gets up and walks into the hot-springs with everyone. He takes off h  is clothes and puts them away then calmly goes into the hot-springs. "  This is nice." He said as he started to relaxing and letting go of all   the sad thoughts.  Raincoat and Boxer were doing their thing in the hot-spring.
SOPHIE:  Pumps had arrived pretty darn late to this event. She had gotten in a  bit of a mix up earlier concerning who had her laptop after last night  s 'movie night'. However, with her dumbass being the one looking for i  t, checking behind the desk at the family-owned-shop was the last thin  g she'd think of doing. After calming herself down from that fiasco, s  he recalled the angels and some humans were invited to go to this Bath   House. Checking the Address in her phone, she drove over to the place   and locked up her car. After stepping in she gave a small wave to the   twins and looked around the place until her eyes found a familiar fri  end.  The purple haired hooker walked up behind Luna and gently tapped the w  oman's shoulder, leaning her head over to whisper to the friend. _"Hey  , got room for one more?"_ She smiled, eliciting a soft chuckle.
RYAN:  "Hmm.... to get naked or watch to TV? Decisions, decisions..." Thigh H  igh rubbed her chin deep in thought before she was interrupted by a ph  one call. Fib'yuh'luh, being the doll that they are, was supervising t  he bakery so the angel could relax. However nice the gesture, Fib did  have a tendency to call to update Thigh High on every little thing tha  t happened.  "I guess I'll hang out in the lobby for a bit. I wouldn't want to Fib  to worry about me." She said as she plopped down on the couch in the l  iving area. Best to keep her pants on in the likely case her phone rin  gs again.
ROMAN:  With the news of the Abbey-wide vacation to an inn, Jersey had been qu  ick to sign themselves up. Even in all of their Really, the only activ  ity they were truly interested in at this point was the hot springs. T  hey'd always wanted to try one themselves after hearing about it, but  they couldn't go in with their sweater still on, could they? This serv  ed as a source of slight dismay, but also left them pondering. What co  uld they do? They really didn't want to appear shirtless, but dammit t  hey /really/ wanted to go into the hot springs!  Peeking around the corner towards the entrance of the hot springs, one   of their flat sleeves came up to rest in front of their mouth as Jers  ey squinted. Maybe they'd figure something out later, yeah! For now th  ey could just... do something like ping pong, right? Maybe, or who kno  ws? One of the other many inn activities seemed to be a good idea, and   with that they turned away and began their slow shuffle away from the   hot springs.
COFFIN:  Vampire Collar currently had a child mushing his face. The blanched ch  icken nugget of a boy was enjoying himself though. "Mary I know my ski  n is soft but why?"  Mary puffed his cheeks, "They're just so stretchyable uncle bat!" Stre  tchyable.  Was there a giant naked woman exploring? Yes. God help her.
OSCARK9:  Gloves was so happy to be here that he can't wait to relax his tired m  uscles in "The Bath House". Fighting ghosts and demons all day to prot  ecting Daten City can leave a stress to your entire body, but thank th  e lord that all the angels and heavenbents can have a relaxing day. As   he grab a towel, he went to the male side of the hot springs and get  his relaxation on. When he got their, he dip his right toes first in t  he hot spring. "Oh! Hot, hot hot!" He said to himself, pulling his toe  s out of the water quickly. Slowly and slowly putting it back in. Then   his left foot, and slowly putting his whole body, except his head, in   a warm hot water. "Ahhh!~" He said as be begins to relax.  Sapphire was also happy to be here and was amaze to see "The Bath Hous  e" for the first time. It was a sight to see and can't wait to relax i  n the spa. She grab herself a towel and went to the female side of the   hot springs. As she look at the hot springs water's reflection, she s  lowly gets in the hot spring with her left toes, then the right, then  her whole body, beside her head, into the water. "Now this is the life  .~" She said and begins her relaxation in a warm hot bath.
KURP:  Luna didn't even more her body, her eyes shifting in the direction Pum  ps was in. Of course, without moving her head, she was unable to see t  he girl and didn't bother anymore. She was mentally gone after an exha  usting and frustrating week.  Archer stretched before gesturing to Pumps, "She's fine, this is her v  ersion of letting loose."  The boy in the plants suddenly saw a bright...something walk past him.   He noticed it was a kid with features very close to his and wondered  something. With little notice, Haber reached out to Jersey, clawing in  to the kid's namesake. In his attempt to get Jersey to stop moving, he   fell flat on his face on the ground.  Obi sighed as she went in to clean whatever pots fell over.
OMEGA:  Father Crucifix and Raincoat were relaxing in their hot-springs while  Boxer was in a private hot-springs feeling sad and angry at the same t  ime.
BRIT:  Jacket made a strangled noise in response right as Scrunchy's whole bo  dy impacted into his face. The two sunk under the water and Strappon p  ulled himself as far into the side of the spring as he could.  "Jacket! THIS IS THE MALE SIDE!" He stuttered out, trying to keep his  privates under wraps, if you know what I mean. He has a towel, let him   live. He looked beside him at Sneakers and cleared his throat. "Ahem,   hello Sneakers. And... Suspenders was it?"  Jacket finally emerged from the water, holding Scrunchy up in the fash  ion of the "SANCTUARY" scene from Hunchback of Notre Dame. The towel w  rapped around her was pretty stuck there. Huh.  "You okay, Scrunch?" He asked, looking up at her.  Duster followed after Hot Pants. He held his stomach with a sigh.  "I hope settling into a hot bath will get rid of this ill feeling." He   said, "I wonder if I ate too much..."  Cowlneck shoved the door to the male side of the hot spring open. Full  -frontal nudity, he clearly had made his way there shamelessly without   anything to cover himself. A brave man. He then plopped himself into  the water by most of the other men that were trying to keep themselves   at a respectable distance. He sat right beside Father Crucifix, close   enough that their thighs were touching.  "Hey there, mind if I sit here?" He asked, flipping his hair and flash  ing a smile at the other man.
COFFIN:  Mary Janes was chilling and playing Pokemon Go. He was moving through  the water. He looked up from his phone and saw Cowlneck. "DIGLET."
OWLIE:  "Yep, That's me~" Suspenders said, smiling at Strappon before turning  his attention back to Sneakers.  Henley Shirt scowled at the sight of Tuxedo Jacket and decided to sit  as far away from him as possible. Sneakers caught sight of Mary Janes  and he beamed, he waddled through the water to meet his friend. Suspen  ders trailed behind him and seemed to be interested with something in  the water in front of him.  "Mary!" Sneakers said with a grin.  Meanwhile Cardigan was having the time of her life relaxing.
OMEGA:  "I don't mind at all, feel free to set anywhere you like." Father Curc  ifix said as he was in the calm zone. He was enjoying the warm water o  f the hot-springs as he didn't care.  Raincoat was still with the girls enjoying her hot-spring time. She lo  ved the water and this was where she became one with water as she beca  me so relax she started float around the hot-springs. "Paradise~" Rain  coat said with a smile as she floats.  Boxer was being sad and angry in the hot-springs. Someone help this bo  i.
KURP:  In the lobby area, Gogo, having a flip phone for the sake of being dra  matic, closed their phone in frustration. Whatever happened in that co  nversation, it definitely didn't go well. Scoffing, they looked around   and their eyes fell on Dermal who seemed to be minding his own busine  ss since they got here.    "You, get nude. You owe me a little 'service' after losing that bet fr  om a while ago."
SOPHIE:  Witch hat paused at the sight of a familiar face and gently tapped Thi  gh High's arm as she passed by, giving the girl a tiny wave. "Hey--aga  in-how's it going?" Witch hat sputtered out. God she felt out of place  . Plus the only thing keeping her decent was a towel. She was outa her   comfort zone to say the least. "--I uh. Would you mind joining me in  the hot springs?"  Pumps blinked and let out a tiny sigh. She leaned down and gently kiss  ed the top of Luna's head before backing off. Man, she was worried abo  ut this woman, but she figured she'd be best if her friend was left al  one for now.  Stepping back, she fixed the strap of her backpack over  her shoulder and looked around once more. After speaking with a lady b  ehind the desk she was given a key to a room and threw her stuff in th  ere.  For being the resident closet hooker the girl seemed hard pressed on s  taying dressed today. She ended up wandering out by the women's spring  s, but just sitting out by them, instead of in them. She seemed a touc  h lost in thought.  Scrunchy coughed up some water as gracefully as ever, giving a prompt  thumbs up. It was then she remembered once more why she was gay. Almos  t ignoring the entire scene she was causing she nodded towards Jacket,   carefully climbing up and to the edge of the spring. Still concealed  in her towel, though it be soaking now, she slowly realized something.  _"ooooh. this is the.. the guys.."_  _"ooooooooh."_  She looked over at Jacket and blinked, whispering in a somewhat obnoxi  ous manner. _"I; Scronch, took a calculated risk, but man was I bad at   math."_
COFFIN:  Mary Janes was laying in the water. He wiggled around and sung. "You,  you love it how I move you. You love it how I touch you, my one, when  all is said and done,you'll believe God is a vegan."  Vamp just blinked.
KURP:  Hot Pants stopped for a bit, looking up at Duster. He smacked his arm  a little as he opened the door to one of the private springs.  "Well, maybe if you didn't shove food down your gullet as fast, maybe  we wouldn't have these issues. I mean at least if you start getting si  ck, we can ask Shades since he suffers stomach issues too..."
RYAN:  Responding to the familiar voice Thigh nodded her head, "Oh sure let m  e just send out a quick text-" The angel's sentence trailed off as she   did a double take at the woman before her. Quickly dismissing the awk  ward staring session as she winked and pointed finger guns at Witch, "  I guess you look cute no matter what body you're in!"  Please tone it down Thigh High, your gay is showing.
EMI:  The purple-haired diva lifted his shades and shot a glance at Gogo.  "And here I thought this was a vacation. Your memory is better than I  anticipated, Gogo." He sighed, pulling off his shirt in a very showy m  anner and tossing it onto Veil. "Very well."
ROMAN:  The last thing they expected was to feel fingers curl into their jerse  y, jerking them backwards a bit in the process. But when the other eve  ntually went down as they went stock still, Jersey was brought down, u  nfortunately, like a bag of bricks next to him. Dazed for a moment, th  ey sat up and glanced around until they found the boy face down on the   ground. Gawking before Jersey's head slowly tilted, confusion was cle  arly written across their features.. "Uh- Are you okay?" A sleeve came   up, tentative and reaching out slowly as if unsure of patting him.
SAIYAN:  Undershirt gave Cowl neck a nasty look. He was totally breaking the 5  foot gap that all men must adhere to.  "Dude what the...whoa" Undershirt said to Cowl before he suddenly said   before he got dizzy for a moment.  Well that was fucking weird.
SOPHIE:  Witch hat couldn't help but blush a little bit at that last comment, s  he scratched her neck and laughed. The amount of gay tension between t  hese two was immense. You could physically see the gaydar. That's how  tense we talkin.  "ah! Well-thank you. I'm still getting used to this though. It's super   weird being in someone else's party--" She blinked, shaking head. "No  - Body-the girls name was party hat- I-"  She sighed, making sure the angel had gotten a chance to send the text   before holding her hand out to take so they could head towards the ho  t springs. Poor girl was beat red. Something felt a bit off. She could  n't tell if it was the gayness or if it was something she ate at this  point.
KURP:  "You only wish my memory was poor," they said, taking Dermal's shades  to shield their eyes from his chest. They know they wanted him nude bu  t they still feel like being dramatic.  They guided Dermal in the direction of the private springs, pushing as  ide some short stack and a well chiseled man out of the way. Or at lea  st they would of pushed Duster to the side but the man was solid as a  wall. They definitely took advantage of this to get a good feel of his    abs. Anyway, inside, the shades began fogging up with Gogo tossing t  hem behind, a cacophony of noises happening for comedic effect. As the  y began to strip themselves, they suddenly noticed Boxer was in the ro  om.  "OH. HEY, Dear... Didn't notice you took this one. There wasn't anythi  ng saying if it was in use or not."
KURP:  Meanwhile, Luna made a little noise as confirmation that she appreciat  ed the small gesture of affection from Pumps.  Haber slowly got on his knees and shook his head, getting pot dirt out   of his face by shaking it. He froze upon being asked a question and s  tared back in silence for a few moments before slowly nodding. Well, t  he language barrier was definitely going to be a problem.
RYAN:  Thigh High intertwined their fingers cause she ain't got no chill. "It  's cool," she said waving her free hand as if to swat away the tension   itself from the air, "Take it easy, we've got lots of time to talk. I   can't imagine what you're going through but there's no need to push y  ourself too hard, my dude!"
COFFIN:  Dzilla returned to the spring and she sat down in the water. She looke  d around, just naked people. Pretty normal.  Foxstole was chilling on her phone, legs crossed in the water. She cou  ld feel the gay.  Mary Janes was dancing around now around Vampire Collar. "I feel it af  ter munchies. A feeling that I can't fight, my one, it lingers when I'  m done. You'll believe God is a vegan."  Vampire Collar had his face in his hands. His nephew was weird. "God i  s a vegan?"
JAY:  Biretta came bursting through the door of the male's bathhouse, a gush  ing stream of light behind him in his wake. Though her appeared, while   completely hidden by shadows, to be donning his typical, over-the-top   robe, he was in reality clad in a pretty regular (black) bathrobe, co  mpletely undone and revealing his rather skimpy undergarments to the o  ther angels.  "I have arrived!" he bellowed.  He was so, completely extra.
OMEGA:  Boxer was looked down then got jumped by Gogo and the Seraph that made   him a fallen angel. "Oh Hey Gogo." Boxer said calmly as he looked at  them. But he looked at Dermal with anger for what he did to him. "What   is he doing here?" He ask as he looked at Gogo. Boxer didn't want Der  mal around because of what he did to him.  Raincoat was floating around in the hot-springs.
SAIYAN:  Tuxedo Jacket cringed at Birretta's entrance.  "Bro, why do you have to be so flashy with your entrance? We don't nee  d to see that!" He said as he covered his eyes.  He really should have expected it though, with this group. But he'd st  ill hoped that everyone would have minded their manners.
COFFIN:  Mary's doing the worm in the water. Take him home.
SOPHIE:  After being left to her thoughts for a little bit, Pumps collected her  self and undid the ponytail in her hair, propping herself up against t  he side of the woman's hotsprings. She looked around at the lovely con  testants on 'whos boobs float' and cracked a smile. Not because of the   boobs. Mainly cuz she didn't want to come off as dark and mysterious  around a bunch of naked women.  She locked eyes with Dzilla and a few others, waving slightly. "Hey, h  ow are all of you doin?" She asked, trying to start up a conversation.   Who knows, maybe only nude people can talk to eachother here. The wor  ld may never know.  Witch hat nervously pushed a strand of her hair back behind her ear an  d nodded, giving the High Priestess of Eyebrow-games a smile. "Thanks-  - I appreciate it a lot.." She trailed off before leading them back to  wards the hot springs. As the two entered, witch hat did her damn best   to stay covered until the water would do the work for her.  "How's everything been going for you lately by the way?" She asked Thi  gh high.
BRIT:  "It's okay, not like I haven't seen it all before!" Jacket laughed at  Scrunchy.  Cowlneck scoffed at Undershirt and slid over to Crucifix, but upon the   mention of Scrunchy his head snapped to look at the woman with the mo  st deadly glare he could muster.  /"YOU."/ He hissed, getting ready to pull himself out of the water whe  n Jacket snagged his waist.  "SCRUNCHY RUN, I HAVE MOM!" Jacket yelled, "Go to the woman's side, he  'll never go there! There's naked women!!"  Trying to go after her, Cowlneck pulled himself out of the water. Howe  ver, he barely got out of the water when he slipped onto his face with   a wet 'slap'. Jacket let go of him and swam off to another end of the   hot springs.  "Well I'm glad /you/ had your fun." Cowlneck grumbled as he slid back  into the water, "I'll have a word with you later. Right now, I'd rathe  r have a /relaxing day/."  Biretta's entrance made him scowl. He was supposed to be the flashy on  e.
EMI:  Dermal flashed the boy a toothy grin. He loved leaving lasting impress  ions on people.  "Ah, yes. I could ask you the same. I'm simply here to join my friend  here with some nice, relaxing boiled meats."  The Seraph removed his towel and sunk into the water, settling in.
ROMAN:  Watching as he got up with a bit of concern, Jersey pulled their sleev  e back and let it drop to their sleeve. When instead of speaking to an  swer the question, he nodded, they simply tilted their head. Was he pe  rhaps mute? And how curious! They'd rarely seen a human with features  like their own, it had their curiosity piqued now. Realizing they'd be  en staring for a moment, Jersey jerked out of their reverie and quickl  y piped up. "Ah! That's fine, and uh! I'd ask if you know how to sign  but... I can't really return the favor." Casually wiggle one of their  sleeves.
COFFIN:  Dzilla was confused by the copious amounts of tiddies. She looked down   at her dobonhonkeros and she blinked. "Behave breasts." She looked ba  ck up and her eyes met Pumps. Challenge accepted. "I'm quite confused,   but alright. Yourself?"
OMEGA:  "I got this place first, Seraph!" Boxer said angrily as he stand up an  d point at him. "You the hell out of here now." He said in a serious t  one at him. He didn't want this guy in his hot-spring because de-rank  him in front of everyone.  Raincoat and Father Crucifix were still relaxing.
SOPHIE:  Scrunchy bolted back, staring in utter shock. "JIMINY CRICKETS--MAN" S  he fastened the towel around herself and half-ran, half-flew over towa  rds the woman's side. However after a few minutes of standing there am  ong the...calmer side, she got bored. She poked her head over the rock   formation separating the two sides and yelled towards her friend. "SA  Y, AFTER THIS WANNA PLAY SOME MARIO KAR-" she began before losing her  footing and falling back into the woman's side. It was still unclear i  f there was property damage. Girl felt a bit dizzy after that for sure  .  Pumps stared, slightly concerned towards Scrunchy but shook it off. Gi  rl's made of fucking titanium anyways. "I'm alright. Kinda lost in tho  ught about things n stuff. The usual. What has you confused boo?" ~~Wh  at Pumps wouldn't say is that her little gay heart was concerned to hi  gh heaven with Luna's well-fare.~~
OSCARK9:  While Gloves was relaxing in the hot spring and looking at other man f  rom far distance, he notice few was coming in the hot springs and few.  ..well...being LOUD! Gloves didn't say nothing but putting his head mi  d-way under water, making bubbles out of his mouth, and seeing all the   crazy happening infront of him.  Meanwhile, Sapphire was relaxing in the warm water and looking up at t  he ceiling. Dosing her mind elsewhere, when she looks down at the wate  r, she sees Raincoat floating in the water. "Hey, Raincoat!" She said  to her, happily. "How's the hot spring?"
RYAN:  Sinking into the water Thigh High pursed her lips before answering Wit  ch Hat. "It's alright I guess. My family's back in town, I embarrassed   my twin brother on social media, and I broke up with my girlfriend."  She said while counting on her fingers as she listed recent events. Th  igh High paused on that last thought for a little while longer, "I don  't think I'll be seeing Cloak for a while though... But, change is nor  mally for the best." Que a clearly forced smile.  "But enough about my sad existence, what have you been up to? Besides,   you know." Thigh High asked as she will smith posed at Witch Hat's bo  dy.
OWLIE:  "Sneakksss" Suspenders, poking Sneaker's back, then lowering his voice   to a whisper "Wanna go use the private hot springs?"  He was smacked in the head by Sneakers, who frowned at him "Oh _hush_,   Suspenders" His face burned redder than his hair.   Sometimes it's hard to believe that guy is still fifteen.  Henley sat all by himself, which he didn't mind, he's already enjoying   his own company and admiring his reflection at the water.
KURP:  "Now, now, dear," Gogo said, placing a hand on Boxer's shoulder, "He's   a good...friend...of mine. And our superior, no less. Relax a little,   we're all here to hang out and maybe have a little /fun/ if you get w  hat I mean."  "Uh... Am, okay?"  Haber looked down at the ground, trying to find words to work with.  "English is no good? Spanish, mostly."  It had been a bit since either Shades or Sukajan had left their rooms.   It was safe to assume they were having their quality time if it weren  't for Sukajan busting out of his room, nearly giving Obi a heart atta  ck as she was delivering drinks around the building.  "Dear, is everything-" And Sukajan went running to the rest of the Hea  venbents, "Alright..."  She took one look inside the room and simply gasped before closing the   door. Wait until Medallion hears about this.  "GUYS. GUYS HELP. IT'S SHADES!" Sukajan yelled.  This got Luna to snap back into reality, looking alarmed as she turned   to Sukajan. Archer rolled his eyes before looking over the couch hims  elf.  "What. What happened that has you yelling bloody murder, you want us t  o get kicked out?"  "SHADES IS-"  "AN ALPACA!" Shades said, interrupting Sukajan after Shades somehow es  caped his closed room. He was in shambles, tears. He's ruined.  Luna stared in complete disbelief with Archer's mouth agape, unable to   process what he was seeing.
COFFIN:  Foxstole took this opportunity to play a song. In the distance you cou  ld hear, "/Bitch I'm a cow.Bitch I'm a cow. I'm not a cat I don't say  meow./" She smirked.  "Ahh I see.  I'm confused, why are the men separated? What is a bitch?  " Godzilla blinked.
SOPHIE:  PTJ essentially barrel rolled out of one of the restrooms. He was too  dead to process the fact his dad was now an alpacca. Go steal someone  elses fucking groove dude. Kid looked like he ate something that didn'  t agree with him.  Though, despite being completely fucked up, the kid, regardless, came  up behind Shades and pretended to be surprised.
OMEGA:  "Relaxing~" Raincaot said as she floats in the hot-springs for she was   full on sloth at this point. "I love this~" She said as she keeps flo  ating around with a smile on her face.  Boxer looked at Gogo and then looked back at Dermal. "If he says anyth  ing about me i want him out." Boxer said to Gogo as he sets back down  though keep looking at Dermal.  Father Crucifix was still relaxing~
JAY:  Biretta surveyed the group of males after he made his grand entrance,  smirking in spite of himself. He was clearly proud of his boisterous e  ntrance. Maybe today, he would get the recognition he deserved, or so  he thought.  He noticed someone in particular scowling at him while scanning the cr  owd, which piqued his interest. Approaching Cowlneck, he decided to sl  ide himself into the water as well. With absolutely no tact, he direct  ly asked. "Why, hello, there. You do not like my entrance?"
COFFIN:  "Cow!!!" Mary Janes screamed and hugged Shades. Yup. A cow.
SOPHIE:  Witch hat was about ready to give her friend a little shoulder-hug, wh  en a fucking furry came onto the battle field. _She knew it._  Though she was at a complete and total loss for words.  Scrunchy, lying upside down, looked inside the bath house and just bli  nked. "WE'RE DOOMED" she yelled, for effect.  Pumps took off her boot and hucked it at Scrunchy before standing up a  nd leaning over to Dzilla. "Men and women are separated because that's   just how this is, it stems from way back in the day so I can't really   give a just explanation. Also you should download urban dictionary."  Pumps rushed in towards Shades and kneeled down next to the dude. _"Ar  e you fuckin alright man."_
COFFIN:  Dzilla raised a thicc brow. "What is this urban dictionary?? What is a   download?" She came out with more questions and no answers. She would   have to ask Mary Janes.  Vampire Collar sunk into the water. This dad to be was stressed.  Foxstole kinda just laughed.
BRIT:  Duster looked up from the ground to see a pink alpaca barrel down the  hallway with wreckless abandon, followed by the proclaimation that tha  t was, in face, his brother.  "Got im Himmel..." He muttered, "Shades... What--"  He was interrupted by a coughing fit. Speaking was difficult and he wa  s feeling worse.  "You're quite... Flashy." Cowlneck replied to Biretta coldly, flipping   his hair. "I've no interest in a man who would upstage me."  There was screaming, and Cowlneck turned to see a pink Alpaca. Oh.  "Shades-- Is that... Are you...?" Strappon asked, pulling himself out  of the springs to approach him, "What in God's name happened?"
RYAN:  Thigh High blinked.
SOPHIE:  Everyone Blinked
EMI:  Dermal scoffed heavily at Boxer's comment.  "I don't /want/ to talk about you anyway. I like talking about the mos  t important man in my life." He pulled a mirror out of the water and w  inked at his reflection.  "Anyway, just get in here before the water gets too cold. I need someo  ne to keep it warm for me, Gogo."
SAIYAN:  Undershirt and Tuxedo Jacket looked over at Shady who had somehow turn  ed into an Alpaca. This was like something out of a Disney movie or so  mething. It was really hard to believe it was him, but it had Shady's  voice after all.  "Dude, what the fuck happened to you? How is this even possible?" Unde  rshirt asked his friend.  "Dude how are you gonna stream now?" Tuxedo Jacket asked.  Wristband and Mesh Top heard the commotion and both climbed on top of  the rock separating the two sides of the hot spring.  "Well holy shit, would you look at that" Mesh Top said, with a seeming   lack of care in her voice.  "Try to sound a bit more concerned, this is our friend we're looking a  t. At least I think so" Wristband replied.
OWLIE:  "What's with the commotion- oh shit" Henley said as he approached the  screaming group. A towel wrapped around his scrawny ass. "What the hel  l happened to him?"  Sneakers and Suspenders just stood in a corner and stared.
JAY:  Biretta seemed to grin, almost beaming at Cowlneck's response. Whether   Cowlneck meant to or not, he totally validated the angel. But before  he got too excited, he composed himself and relaxed his tensed muscles  .  "Ah, well... Good."  He was quickly interrupted by screaming, though he didn't really pay i  t any mind, only turning away from Cowlneck to think about how great h  is entrance was.
OMEGA:  "What with all the scre-" Father Crucifix was interrupted by a Pink Al  paca. "What the hell is a Pink Alpaca doing here?" He ask as he point  at the Pink Alpaca that is Shade.  "Prideful, i don't know why you haven't fallen yet yourself..." Boxer  muttered as he looked at Dermal. But he soon started to relax in the h  ot-spring letting the anger go.  Raincoat was relaxing and floating then bumped into the giant lady ang  el that is Drillza.
KURP:  With all the ruckus, Haber turned to look only to see a pink alpaca wi  th people proclaiming it was his older brother. He pointed to the dist  ressed animal and urged Jersey to follow.  Shades tore himself from the group, loudly sobbing as he held his hoov  es to his fave.  "I'm ruined!" He wailed, "I can't draw with these! My options are now  limited to acting ans breeding!"  Luna simply fainted, Archer catching her and flapping his free wing to   give her air.  Gogo snorted, "Calm your dick, I'm going- why is there bloody murder?"   They asked as they quickly opened the door to their onsen.  "Lords in Heaven. Dermal. It's My Little Pony in the other room."
RYAN:  Thigh High simply nodded her head. Of all the shit she's seen, was she   truly surprised by this outcome? The answer may shock you.  "What's brackin bruh? How you livin?" Asked Thigh High as if this was  a regular ol Tuesday.
COFFIN:  Dzilla felt the bump and mentally prepared to R.K.O someone. She turne  d quickly and blinked down at the small ant. "Tiny girl do you live?"  She poked her stomach, it was like a /light/ punch.  Vampire Collar got out of the water and made his way over. "That..appe  ars to be an alpaca. Are you sure this place isn't cursed??"
ROMAN:  "Ah I see now! Sorry for assuming." They chuckled nervously, before th  eir attention was quickly drawn away from the situation at hand and di  rected towards a... pink alpaca? I'm sorry, what? Jersey does stand, r  eady to follow, "Do you have any idea whats going on?"
KURP:  Hots looked up at Duster with concern, holding his arm.  "I know your brother is a pressing issue, but you wanna have a sit? Lo  oks like Luna isn't doing too well either..."
EMI:  "Diplomatic immunity." Dermal replied, adjusting his bangs in his refl  ection. "That's nice, Gogo de- Wait. What?"  He stopped his nitpicking and his head snapped to Gogo. "Are you high?   I didn't know we were having that kind of party."
OMEGA:  Boxer raise his eyebrow and looked at Gogo. "What is it?" Boxer ask as   he looked at them kind of curious.  Raincoat giggle as Dizlla poked her belly. "Stop that tickles!" Rainco  at giggle as she floats in the hot-springs with a smile.
BRIT:  "Shades, calm yourself. Please. We'll figure out what happened..." Str  appon assured, petting his soft wool. He seemed to be unwittingly pett  ing Shades, "Why don't we... Clear the area so I can ask you some ques  tions?"  Jacket popped out of the water, shaking his head off.  "Yeah, I'm not feeling too great." He said, rubbing his stomach. He fe  lt queezy, "Oi, time to get some shut-eye, I guess."  Cowlneck simply stood up with a huff, angry that Biretta was no longer   paying him any mind and that Shades was now taking the attention away   from him. Fuck this shit. He stomped off to his room.
SOPHIE:  PTJ sat on the floor where Shades once was and just curled up on his s  ide. _"dad's an alpaca.. mom fucks ghosts.. "_ he muttered, feeling th  e cold embrace of death as he drifted off. Goodbye world.  On the other hand, Pumps just stood up and blinked, taking note of Lun  a fainting and.. well, Shades' midlife crisis. She exhaled. Why couldn  't they just _actually_ relax for once. She wondered over by Luna's si  de and leaned down. However as she wasn't a trained medical  professio  nal she just poked the girls cheek. That's it, smartass.  Witch hat descended into the bubbles of the hotspring, wide eyed. _"we  ll aside from it turning into a crazy town here, I'd say everything's  good. Sorry to hear about your girlfriend thwbobgh"_ She said, her las  t bit cut off via trying to talk underwater. Smart.
SAIYAN:  Undershirt looked around at all of the people starting to stare and mu  rmur about Shady’s condition. He felt like he should get everyone to g  o to their rooms and get some rest before this situation devolved into   madness. Plus, it was getting kind of late. He stood up and got every  one’s attention.  “Okay guys, I think we should go to our rooms for the night. We’ll thi  nk about a way to get Shady back to normal tomorrow. I think it’ll be  easier to come up with a plan when we’re well rested” he said as he wr  apped a towel around his waist and motioned for people to exit through   the doors.
COFFIN:  Dzilla shrugged and gently picked up Raincoat. "We must go inside. It  is not safe out here." She held her on one shoulder and she stormed of  f to get Mary Janes.  "Uh! Nana why are you-?" Mary Janes was picked up. "Nanaaaaa..I was ju  st having fuuuuun." He huffed and started to play candy crush in her a  rms.  Vampire Collar exhales and he slips on his cloak. "Probably the best i  dea...stay safe everyone." He waved and began to head for his room.
OMEGA:  "Alright..." Father Crucifix said as he gets out of the hot-springs an  d gets a towel around him. "I'll be in my room if anyone needs me." He   said as he grabs his clothes and goes to his room. That was strange b  ut relaxing hot-springs.  "No! I want to stay in the springs!" Raincoat said as she was really w  anted to get back to relaxing. Though the giant women was to strong an  d large.
OWLIE:  "You heard him," Cardigan said, sighing as she tugged on her robe, "Co  me along boys,"  Henley, Suspenders and Sneakers nodded and all three followed her and  they went to their separate rooms.
COFFIN:  "Most are going to their rooms. If you wish to go back, make sure you  aren't alone." Dzilla put Raincoat down and took her grandson.
OMEGA:  "Fine..." Raincoat pouted at the giant lady and grabbed her clothes he  ading to her room.
RYAN:  "It was bound to happen sooner or later." Thigh High shrugged. "You wa  nna get outta here? They seem to be trying to get us all out."
OSCARK9:  As Gloves seeing everyone getting out of the hot spring, so did he. He   grab his towel and wrap it around him. He can't believe that Shade tu  rn into an Alpaca that it made his mouth drop. Yet, it was a bad idea  since now he can taste men sweat. "Yuck!" As he got his stuff, got cha  nge, went to his room, and laid on his bed.  Sapphire got out of the pool with the rest of the gang with two towels   covering her top and bottom area, grabbing her stuff, got change, wen  t to her room, and also laid on her bed. She can't believe Shades turn   into a cute pinky Alpaca and wishes that she can hug the men and stay   a little longer in the hot spring, but orders are orders.
JAY:  It was Biretta's turn to scowl when everyone began to leave only a few   minutes after he arrived. Over what, a strange-colored alpaca? Begrud  gingly, Biretta eventually left the water himself, tying his half-soak  ed bathrobe to his waist properly before walking out with the rest of  the angels.
SOPHIE:  Witch hat nodded, grabbing her towel and getting out of the spring and   wrapping herself up. _"Yeah--I think that'd be a good idea.. I'm not  feelin too hot myself."_ She mumbled, gesturing for Thigh High to foll  ow suit.
COFFIN:  Foxstole noped out, no alpaca shenanigans for her.
A few hours had passed since everyone had gone to their rooms. There was a strange feeling in the air, as if things were about to get weird, and there were still unanswered questions. Like "Why is Shades suddenly an Alpaca?" Was this some silly gimmick? Strappon was petting Shades gently as the poor sap had finally stopped b awling his eyes out. It was almost like he hadn't stopped petting him si nce he had begun previously. "It's alright, Shades. We'll figure this out. We just need time to think ." Strappon offered, "Everyone else is sleeping, so it's best you try to get some rest." A loud yell emitted from somewhere in the onsen and what seemed like a f luorescent blue sentient mop came running in.
KURP:  "God I hope so, I can't take care of my baby looking like this! I can'  t draw nor stream under these conditions either."  Sukajan was also petting Shades, hopping the double petting would help   in keeping Shades calm. He was about to speak before there was even m  ore yelling.  "What the absolute fuck is happening?"  Luna had finally come to, Archer having a little beaming smile on his  face as he helped her sit up.  "Lady Luna! I'm so glad you're okay."  "I mean I guess I woke up....but I still don't feel well..."  "Now that you mention it, I don't feel well myself either," Archer res  ponded, holding his abdomen.
SAIYAN:  "AAAAAAAAAH I CAN'T SEE! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!" Undershirt yelled as he r  an through the onsen before running face first into a wall.  Mesh Top was next to emerge, with her pants that seemed to keep fallin  g down. It was as though they had become too big for her. She looked o  ver to a mirror and saw that she did look a quite a bit thinner.  "Great now my pants wont fit and my shirt is falling off! This sucks!  This is gonna make me trip!" Mesh said as she shuffled to Undershirt.  Meanwhile, Wristband came out screaming as well. This seemed to be a r  eally common theme with that.  "WHY ARE MY ARMS LOOKING LIKE NOODLES?" She yelled as she started to f  lail them around, making Johnny Test whip cracking noises constantly.  Lastly, Tuxedo Jacket came out in a panic to the rest of the group, wi  th a very large right arm.  "Okay before anyone asks, no I wasn't jacking it! I woke up like this  I swear!" He yelled, trying to qualm any suspicions that may arise fro  m his condition
KURP:  As the chaos died down from one of the Angels suddenly turning into an   animal out of the blue, Gogo was still glued to Dermal's side. They o  bviously weren't feeling well and questioned why Dermal was just fine.  "Well you certainly do look better to me... For once. I feel like deat  h. Also...Also like I have a bit more-"  Their tongue launched out of their mouth, sticking on to Dermal's side  .  "A bit more tongue," they managed.  As they put their tongue back in, they gave Dermal a cheeky smile, poi  nting to their lips.  "Hey, I have an idea."
SOPHIE:  Scrunchy sighed. Her hair was a mess. She sat up and yawned, with all  the screaming there was  no way she'd get a good night sleep. She went   to brush her teeth and started to raise the brush to her mouth when i  t hit her.  She was a horse, with the head of a horse and the body of a human. And   a pertruding horn. My god she was a unicorn. Still. No sense in havin  g had breath in a fever dream. That's surely what this was.  Meanwhile, Witch hat was a bit more annoyed. She had kept shuffling wi  th the blankets on her bed, trying to stay warm. Finally, annoyed, she   cried out "CAN'T i JUST GET SOME DARN SLE-"  she paused, looking around.  Why was she on the ceiling?  All the while, Pumps was oblivious to this whole fiasco. She, with her   rather expensive noise-canceling headphones, was jamming out to a new   bop she was working on. Sleep was for the weak. It wasn't until the s  creaming got closer to her room that she even realized there was an is  sue. Not having gotten any sleep, she was currently on her 24th hour o  f consciousness. So, in her daze, she got up to check on what was happ  ening and forgot to unplug her headphones, her laptop blasting chiptun  e music at really loud volumes. Honestly if it were any other time she  'd rush to mute it but.. Jesus, this was weird. She went back and mute  d her laptop before walking out into the hall in her kitty-pajamas wit  h cat-eared headphones on. _What the hell was happening?_  PTJ was experiencing his golden years, as he woke up to the stench of  his own fart. Amazing. He shakily reached for the sides of his bed so  he could stand up, carefully limping out into the hallway. _"HWAT IS I  T? WHAT ARE YOU SAYIN? "_ he shouted, before coughing. That was when r  eality hit him. _He was now old enough to get senior discounts at loca  l food places._
EMI:  Dermal blinked in awe, staring the the gears were turning, even after  his little tag-a-long was just knocked into the next room by a flying  tongue. Then it clicked.  "Oh. /Oh./ I think we can adjust."
JAY:  Biretta eventually emerged from his own room, tears streaming down his   face, and his accent making him nearly unintelligible to anyone else.   "Good God, what's with all the noise!?" He cried out, his question se  eming only to make his intense sobbing worse. He must have been crying   for some time, his eyes both looking quite reddened.  With a sniffle, he spoke again, loudly, "I'm sure all of this noise is   what's, what's... M-making me cryyyaaaaaahaahaahaa..." He fell to his   knees, burying his face into his palms to try and wipe the tears off.
COFFIN:  Vampire Collar was running around screaming, his hair was fire. Ghost  rider who?  Dzilla currently had the fists of ~~Ugandan knuckles~~ Popeye. She was   cupping her grandson.  Mary Janes was dancing around, the boy made silver surfer look straigh  t. "I'M SO SHINEY LOOK AT MEEEEE!!! THIS IS GOING ON MY VLOG!!!"  Foxstole was sitting in a corner sobbing. She had layers, ogre layers.
ROMAN:  As they awoke from their slumber through the racket, Jersey lifted a r  uffled sleeve to rub at their eyes only to blanch at the sight. For so  me reason their shirt was... changing color! It was a slow, soft shift   which had them gaping at the sight. Peering down, they found it was t  heir skin as well, and had them pushing off the bed and busting out in  to the hallway, skidding on their feet as Jersey nearly collided with  the wall. "Wha-What's going on!?"
RYAN:  Thigh High sat up as she too was awoken by obnoxious screaming. "What  the actual FUCK is going on that I can't possibly get my beauty sle-"  But the angel was stopped short in her tracks as her face came into co  ntact with the ceiling. Reeling back in pain, she toppled to floor in  an ungraceful mess.  Thigh High screamed as she stared down at her body which wasn't respon  ding like it normally would. "Okay, when I said I wanted legs for days   tHIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!!!" The angel's eyes almost popped out of her   head as she saw her legs, which had extended to a ridiculous length o  ver the course of a few hours.
OMEGA:  In Raincoat's Room, she had just got out of the shower and looked into   the mirror. She saw that she was..Invisible!? "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH  HHHHHH!!!" Raincoat screamed as she was now invisible. This was somewh  at freaky and cool nonetheless.  In Boxer's Room, he got up from bed though he felt lightly stiff. "Wha  t the hell..." Boxer said as he looks at his hand and he saw they were  ...Plastic!? "OH GOD! I AM A ACTION FIGURE!" Boxer screamed as he got  freaked out by this and tried to walk out of his room.  In Father Crucifix's Room, he got up from is bed and check outside of  his room. "What is going on?" Father Crucifix ask as he open his door  and looked around.
OWLIE:  "Ahhhhhhhh!" Henley came out of his room , his breathing was loud, as  though he was screaming. Even he felt annoyed with himself for being s  o goddamn noisy.  "Shut the fuck up, Henley Shit!" Cardigan said, still in her robe, she   held her clothes which was encased in a thick sheet of ice. "Why did  I became Elsa in all of a sudden?"  "Rawrrr!" Suspenders said, trying to say something, but only dinosaur  noises came out of his mouth "Rawrr... Rawrrr!" He pointed at Sneakers   who was apparently a gigantic cat with the most deadpanned face of al  l.
KURP:  "There's no adjusting, honey. You /owe/ me," they said as they went in   to grab Dermal.  Luna spoke but there was something wrong. Archer looked down at her. H  er lips were moving but she was unable to speak. He pointed down to he  r and attempted to speak himself but only ended up clucking. He droppe  d Luna, covering his mouth out of pure shock.  Slowly, he uncovered it and tried to speak only to keep clucking. He w  as now hyperventilating.  Luna was trying to comfort the poor Angel but her words weren't simply   coming out. In her frustration, she yelled, but it sounded like her v  oice was going through 20 speakers at once.  "I SAID ARE YOU OKAY-"  She too covered her mouth.  There was a ringing in Sukajan's ears as he tried to clean out his ear  s only to realize that his...ears aren't there anymore. There was a cl  unking noise and as he looked at his hands did he realize that he was  made out of...wood?  "Oh..."  His reaction was underwhelming to say the least.  Shades began to sob again, his face stuffed in Strappon's shoulder.
OSCARK9:  As Gloves woke up from bed from people screaming, it made him mad from   awaking from his 9 hours of beauty rest. "HEY!" Gloves shouted. "QUIT   SCREAMING YO-" As he was trying to finish his sentence, his nose was  starting to wiggle. "Yo-Yo-Yo-YACHOO!" He sneeze loudly. And after tha  t sneeze, he sneeze again, again, and again. Continuously sneezing and   he can't control it. "WHAT-"Choo", IS-"Choo", GO- "Choo", IN- "Choo"  ON- "Choo", HERE- "Choo"!"  Sapphire woke up from people screaming and was mad also, but why does  she feel so wet? Pulling from her cover, her whole body was cover in s  lime and it feels like a frog slim. "AAAHHH!" She scream. Freaking out   for having slim on her skin, she jump out of bed and with that first  step, she immediately slip on a hard floor, hurting her rump. "OW!" Sh  e said, hurting.
BRIT:  Strappon looked around at everyone that was piling into the lounge now   with wreckless abandon. He pet Shades' face gently.  "Everyone, calm down!" He called, standing from Shady's side, "I'm sur  e we can find a cure to this..."  But how?  Just then, Duster came walking in, practically pulling Hot Pants who w  as clearly an elderly man.  "There's something wrong with him!" Came the voice of a child out of D  uster mouth. He snapped his mouth shut and sighed. He sounded like he  was about 10. "And Cowlneck. He's..."  "Right here!" Cowlneck yelled, trying to climb onto Duster's shoulder.   He was... About 4 inches in height. He was a tiny man. "FIX THIS."
JAY:  "I don't understand..." Biretta sniveled, snot dripping from his nose.   He was on all fours, pounding at the floor while his tears stained th  e carpeting. "How could this happen!? Aaaauuugh..."  He curled up in an awkward squatting ball, continuing to bawl.
BUMBLER BEE:  Dirndl had had a wonderfully pleasant time in the springs, silently re  flecting on her place here, reflecting on her sins and wondering why s  he wasn't facing her metaphorical demons... Then, when she felt positi  vely refreshed she had robed up and ended up falling asleep reading. S  he awoke to shouts from the hall, a bit of a grouchy riser from surpri  se naps. In her lovely robe, she opened the door to the cacophony of c  haos, standing there and staring in confusion. her hair was half down  from a ponytail, looking a bit tired and all around disbelieving.  Then she opened her mouth.  "How are the bangs of sound going from me so much after sun stops?!" s  he yelled, holding her ears and stopping. "... When how say me much?"  Rosary would actually show up for something fun! A nun of duty, she wa  sn't above getting friendly with her Abbey dwellers and enjoy an Onsen   as well! Relaxation, time from responsibility... but there was a nigg  ling feeling in her gut about how serene this place was. She had gone  to sleep early, relishing in walking around almost naked and not being   yelled at AGAIN. Footsteps, screaming, wails of despair hit her ears  and her big ruby eyes sprung open. "?!" She ran out, some angels able  to note the little girl running in a robe down the hall; where the hel  l were her parents?  "Strappon! What's going on?!" came a high pitched, infantile sort of v  oice, the same little girl sliding in and holding out her hands. She s  tared at some of the Angels--and the alpaca-- with a serious gaze. "..  . I KNEW IT."
SOPHIE:  Pumps covered her ears and walked around the hall, peeking in on every  one who's door had swung open. She was blissfully aware this couldn't  be a dream since she never went to sleep. She looked at her phone scre  en with a tired expression and considered calling the authorities but  questioned what good that would do. This is Daten after all.  After wondering around in the hallway for a bit she heard Luna's voice   practically match the decibel output of her headphones and she winced  . Finding their door, Pumps gently knocked on it. "Hey--Everyones turn  ed into some fuckin rejected X-Men out here-- Are you guys ok? Can I c  ome In? Do I needa call the authorities?" She stammered, hesitantly.  Scrunchy was useless at this point, she was horsefaced making kissy fa  ces at herself in the mirror.  Witch hat on the other hand was trying to get out of her room. After t  urning her hat into a scythe, she latched it around one of the corner-  walls of her room and flung herself towards the door, spinning the scy  the to break it open. Fuck not causing property damage.
KURP:  Upon hearing Duster's voice, Shades lost it and started laughing. He m  ocked Duster by saying, "No swearing on /my Christiiiiaaan seeerveeeee  r/ ."  "Shades, oh my God," Sukajan said as his eyes landed on Cowlneck. "Her  e," he said, taking Cowlneck from Duster, "I'll take care of him. He's   technically still grounded."  Luna examined Hots who was not really paying any mind to anything that   was happening. He was deaf, probably blind as well, and he was consta  ntly chewing on what we could only assume to be tapioca.
COFFIN:  Mary Janes started running around in a circle. "I CAME OUTTA TWILIGHT  BOI! WEEEEE!!!" He screamed and started break dancing.  Vampire Collar started whipping his hair around,"This is kind of cool.   Mary- Jesus Christ he's naked.." He facepalmed.  Dzilla dragged her hands behind her,"Mary put on your clothes!!"  Foxstole was compelled to sing all stars but she held it in deep.
OMEGA:  Father Crucifix was in his clothing and looked at the Chaos the angels   have turn into. "By the Lord, what the hell happen to you two!" Fathe  r Crucifix said as he runs over to Boxer but not seeing Raincoat. "Whe  re is Rai-AH!" He screamed as something just grabbed his butt. "She in  visible..." Boxer said as he looked at Father Crucifix. "Hehehehehe~"  Raincoat chuckles as she started to like being invisible now. "Oh Moth  er..." Father Crucifix sigh as he didn't know what was going on.
RYAN:  Thigh High unceremoniously began crawling along the floor since it was   too much of a hassle to attempt to move around on her stilt-like legs  . Arriving at the gathering of everyone else, she let out a victorious   whoop before pulling herself into a sitting position, her legs sweepi  ng the floor uncaring of whatever victims lie in their warpath.    "Man am I ever glad that I got these guns to help me out." Thigh High  breathily laughed as she flexed her arms.
SAIYAN:  "Why is this happening to us?!" Wristband asked as she came up to Stra  ppon, causing her noodle arms to whip crack into his face.  "Oops, sorry about that."  Meanwhile, Mesh Top continued to look in the mirror as it felt like he  r pants and clothes were becoming looser and looser. It was almost lik  e she could see herself getting thinner and thinner.  "This is kinda getting scary, I hope we can fix this." She said to her  self.  Tuxedo Jacket used his giant fucking arm to pick Undershirt up. He wal  ked around a bit only to run into Duster and almost stepping on Cowlne  ck.  "Ooof, sorry, I really can't see" he said as he apologized.
VANIR:  "Oh, this is quite wonderful!" Ballgown in her every out of character  simple dress, fashionably late in all of her glory stepped into the in  n and was immediately met with activities to spare her for weeks. This   was a trip that took her out of her comfort zone for sure, she wasn't   keen on taking group trips but seeing as even she needed a break from   the blood and guts scene of being a fallen angel. Coming from a rich  family most of her trips were sided with guards more than friends. "I  could get used to this, despite the change... what on earth is happeni  ng?"
SOPHIE:  PTJ wondered around the halls, confused, before pulling out his phone  and blinking a few times, trying to call "Mom", aka Sukajan, but inste  ad, calling _"Mom",_ a lady whome he, in a better state of mind, hoped   he wouldnt have to ever speak to. As the phone went to voice mail and   he heard his actual mothers voice, he coughed and replied after the t  one in an elderly voice. _"You a bich"_ he wheezed, before hanging up,   and looking around. _"Bingo?!"_ he shouted. That wasn't what he meant   to say. Why'd he say bingo.  Witch hat latched onto one of Thigh high's rather.. long. Legs. "dEAr  gOD WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T LET ME GO PLEASE" She cried, clinging on as  the latter half of her body started to float up into the air as if she   were made of helium.
OWLIE:  "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Henley screamed, wait no, he just took a deep br  eath. Cardigan glared at him and was tempted to freeze his face. "Plea  se tell me we can fix this, I already ruined all of my clothes,"  "Meow...." Sneakers mewled, Suspenders let out an animalistic grunt as   he began petting Sneakers' head, who instinctively began purring. The  n Suspenders felt his face burn red as Sneakers' tail rub itself again  st his leg.  "Uhh... Rawrr...?"
SOUP-KITTY:  Jong very silently strolled in, he looked a little more. Wet. Than usu  al. They say when you're pregnant you start to glow not, that you're s  uddenly made out of entirely H2O. He gently glanced around the room an  d tried to find his Fiance. He was confused as to what was going on. T  here was a wet trail behind him. Someone should probably put a wet flo  or sign there.  Pointe ran around in circles silently flashing and growing more and mo  re anxious. God help her.
OSCARK9:  "Aww-ACHOO!" He sneeze, continuously still. "This-CHOO! Su-CHOO!" Glov  es grabs a tissue infront of him and blow.  "Tell me about it!" Sapphire said, upset. "I couldn't stand for five s  econd without falling on the floor. I mean look at my skins!" She show  s her layer of slim of arms to them while standing. "I'M SLIMY AS A-"  Her legs began to slip and slid like crazy, FRO-O-O-OG!" She fell to t  he floor and her rumps hurt once more. "OW!"  Gloves help Sapphire up while sneezing still. "We-CHOO, Nee-CHOO, A-CH  OO, Cure CHOO!"
SOPHIE:  PTJ was very confused in all of this. He couldn't quite figure out wha  t was what. After essentially ripping off a piece of the wall to use a  s a crutch, he wondered around, knocking on doors. _"I needa pharmacy!  "_ he yelled, fixing his.. well, they weren't his, but he was wearing  some glasses. He coughed and pushed past Pumps, towards Luna.  He fixed his glasses and leaned in. _"Are you a pharmacy?"_
RYAN:  "Never let go Jac- I mean Witch Hat!" Thigh High dramatically yelled a  nd reached towards her companion. "I can offer you a piggyback ride, s  ince that's probably a better option than my stupid gams, right now at   least."
KURP:  Even with the Angels wrapped around their old, wizened fingers, they w  ere far too loud for either Obi or Medallion to keep their mind on tra  ct. It's gotten to the point where Medallion started complaining enoug  h to annoy Obi.  "FINE," Obi said, throwing her hands to the side, "We'll put them in l  ittle vials, ship them off to the office, and deal with them there, HA  PPY?"  Medallion sighed as she rubbed her temples, "It's a lot better than si  mply dealing with their screaming and having them cause more property  damage than necessary."  With a consensus,  the twins gathered up supplies  and started making  their way to the Angels. As they got closer, something else was coming   into view. It was two people macking on each other and this caused bo  th twins to yell out in fear only to realize who it was.  "Oh, it's only you two," Medallion snorted.  "Get a room!" Obi said  "Shut it old hag, go back to doing your jobs," Gogo hissed as they wen  t back to basically sucking the air out of Dermal.
VANIR:  Despite the ruckus, she went on, her eyes scanning her surroundings in   concern and her hands stayed folded in on themselves in order to avoi  d touching anything suspicious. Making her way to the bath house blind  ly, making faces of disgust and heavy doses of avoidance towards anyon  e she saw that was affected. She could tell there was no way that she  could help these people so she felt it was safe to just, not even go n  ear them, mostly for fear of catching something. "Please tell me there   are normal people here..."
OMEGA:  Father Crucifix goes up to Strappon as he need to talk with him. "Brot  her Strappon, what is going on? Do you think this attack by Hellcorp?"   Father Crucifix ask as he looked at him. "Clearly this has be some ki  nd of magic or something like that." He said as he looked at Strappon.  "I'm a Action Figure!" Boxer said as he tries to move but he can't do  it that well. "Where the hell is Gogo!?" He shouted more as he getting   angry. "I'M SO ANGRY!" Boxer said as he does action figure pose but w  ith angry face.  Raincoat was petting Shades because she was invisible.
COFFIN:  Vampire Collar walked up to his fiance. "Notice anything different abo  ut me?" He moves his flaming hair around. "Wow you're really wet. Are  you okay? Hold onto me I don't want you to slip."  Mary Janes wiggled his butt around, "SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND!"  Dzilla flopped her face in her giant hand.  Foxstole broke mirrors.
BRIT:  "Wow, everyone is screaming." Jacket stated. He took a good look aroun  d the room at the freak show that seemed to be made up of his friends  and compatriots.  Strappon pinched the bridge of his nose, massaging it slightly.  "Everyone shut up!" Duster screamed like a little boy throwing a fit.  He sat with a huff next to Hot Pants and opened another convenient cup   of tapioca and handed it to him. Keep him entertained so he doesn't b  reak anything. God he hated old people, they were so funny-looking.  "Thank you Duster." Strappon said, dusting himself off, "Now, if every  one will /remain calm/, we can talk about this. Let's split up and loo  k for some clues as to why this happened. I have a sneaking suspicion  the ladies who run this place have something to do with this."  "I'll pop 'em!" Jacket said, swinging his arm in an air-punch. A vase  fell over behind him, almost falling in him, but he hopped to miss it.  "No, that's elder abuse." Cowlneck yelled from the floor. He was almos  t stepped on, and he kicked Undershirt in response. "You damn ruffian!   Watch where your awful, clumsy feet land! You could have /crushed/ me  !"
BUMBLER BEE:  Rosary slowly calmed down, realizing everyone here was... suddenly tal  ler. "What the fuuuuu..." she said, walking into the room and looking  at Ballgown incredulously before trying to push through the panicking  mass of Heavenly rejects.  Dirndl would walk in behind Ballgown calmly, confused and hair still m  essy. "For how come the letter mixes are hearing so mumble-jumbled?!"  she asked as the room quieted, extending her arms out.
SOPHIE:  Pumps blinked, completely out of her element. She mindlessly drudged t  hrough the hallway, headphones around her neck. 911 was punched in on  her phone but she was so sleep deprived she couldn't commit to calling   the authorities. She suddenly was awoken out of her tired daze by a s  trobing light-- THE POLICE?  NO!  HER SISTER!  Her sister?  HER SISTER! WHAT THE HECK!  Pumps picked up her younger sister and threw her over her shoulder. _"  You know, I leave for 5 hours to find my laptop, I come here, and ever  yone's a knock off xman. Come on you freaky flashlight, I'm gunna pop  someone for this bullshit. I was about ready to SLEEP."_
SOPHIE:  Witch hat cried, nodding slightly at Thigh High's proposal. "Yeah, pro  bably-" she whimpered, zero-G pushing off of T-Pain's legs and sweepin  g around to her neck where she grabbed on from behind. "You know, any  other time I'd love to float, but now? ffUCK THIS."
SOUP-KITTY:  Jong looked at vamp and softly sighed. "Im literally just water right  now how I even have a corporeal form eludes me." he tried his best to  not get his beloved wet but to no avail. He held on to him regardless,   it would be bad if he slipped on himself. "maybe theres a container y  ou can carry me around in so i don't just, leak everywhere?"  Pointe was caught off guard at this and tried to wiggle out of it but  it was as if someone really had called 9-1-1 cause the girl was strobi  n'. She opted to stay still. The strobing stopped.
SOPHIE:  Pumps held her phone up to Pointe and groaned. "Call the police if you   want, though I doubt that'll do us any good. Also, good morning princ  ess, the earth says help, and uh, Update, your boyfriends in his golde  n years I think. So try not to think about his dick."  Scrunchy casually walked out of the hallway and flipped her beautiful  mane for everyone to see. That's when she realized this wasn't a dream   and she let out a rather confused and scared honk.
OMEGA:  Father Crucifix went to find the Old Ladies so he could talk to them.  Boxer went to go find Gogo to know where they were. Raincoat was still   petting Shades because he was fluffy pink alpaca.
KURP:  While this invisible force was petting him, Shades was eating a nice o  l'big plate of hay depressingly. It's all he could do at the moment as   he was slowly coming to accept that he was now stuck like this. An al  paca who's only good for acting and some other skeezy stuff. And his w  ool. Don't forget his soft wool.  Sukajan gave a thumbs up to Strappon as he got Luna to tag along with  him, Archer sticking close to Luna as if it was his duty or some shit.  "Oh good," Sukajan started, "The self proclaimed body guard, I definit  ely feel much safer."  Archer huffed, crossing his arms at Sukajan's comment before his eyes  widened, pointing to Sukajan's face.  "What..?" Asked Sukajan as he noticed his nose extending. Oh great, he  's Pinochio.  "Fan-fucking-tastic. ALRIGHT, let's just go before those two oba-sans  split."  Hots meanwhile entertained himself with the second cup of tapioca. Del  icious  Haber was confused as he approached Duster, twiddling his hair in betw  een his fingers. He was definitely nervous but he'd rather be nervous  than feeling bad for suddenly ditching the other kid. He wasn't a peop  le person, after all.
COFFIN:  Vampire Collar blinked,"Huh.." He looked around and found a bucket. "W  ill this do darling? It's all I've saddly got nothing else."  Mary Janes was spinning around on the floor, thing his flashlight on h  imself. "I'm so shineeeeeeey Jong lookie!!"
OMEGA:  "Now where are those two?" Father Crucifix ask himself as he was looki  ng around for Obi and Medallion. Father Crucifix didn't know what was  going on but he had his theories. He thought this might be a demon att  ack or maybe a ghost. Either way he was going to find out what is happ  ening.  "Gogo!" Boxer called out as he looked around for them. He was walking  like a action figure which he wasn't liking.  Raincoat was still petting Shades this time under his chin. She was re  ally having a fun time with this.
OSCARK9:  Hearing Strappon orders, Gloves looks for some clues along with Slippe  ry Sapphire and since it's dangerous for her to be walking with no blu  e sandals on, she ask Gloves for assistance. Gloves nod to her and sne  eze at the same time, holding her slimy waist side, both are off to se  arch for clues.
SOPHIE:  PTJ was playing go-fish with a wall, and the wall was winning.
SAIYAN:  Undershirt felt like he was bit by a mosquito as he was kicked by Cowl  neck. To be honest, he really couldn't go anywhere without running int  o something so he decided that it would be best for him to stay put.  Meanwhile, Noodleband ran into Dirndl and Ballgown.  "Oh hey, I didn't know you were here, Dirndl! I would say glad you cou  ld make it but... you know" she said to her as her noodle arms whip cr  acked into Dirndl's face.  "But I say we start looking for those two ladies and see if they know  anything."  Meanwhile, TJ and Mesh walked over to Jong. Mesh Top somehow managed t  o make it over there without tripping more than 5 times.  "Oh hey, you're Jong right? I haven't had much of a chance to talk wit  h you" Tuxedo Jacket said.  "Yeah same here, I wish we could talk under some easier circumstances"   Mesh top said.
SOUP-KITTY:  Jong somehow managed to fit in the bucket? Honestly fuck physics and t  he laws of conservation of matter or whatever the fuck field of scienc  e this is relevant to, hes bucket-husband now. Blessed be.  Pointe meanwhile, shrieked and catched on fire- hades style- and screa  med "PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BOYFRIEND'S DICK-" It was in that mo  ment she had noticed PTJ losing against the wall. Holy shit.
KURP:  Gogo nearly sputtered inside of Dermal's mouth as he heard Boxer's voi  ce in the distance. They pushed Dermal away, wiping their mouth on a c  onveniently pulled out napkin.  "That'll have to do for now. Unless you want to make the boy-toy angry  ?" They asked, quirking a brow.
OWLIE:  Sneakers' head perked up as he thought something moved near Mary Janes  ' feet. Fuck, it was a red dot. He began to chase after it, nearly kno  cking Mary Janes over as he tried to catch it.  Cardigan and Suspenders turned to look at Henley, he is both laughing  and screaming at the same time at the top of his lungs, he had a laser   pointer in his hand.  "Stop that!" Cardigan chided, normally she would've joined in but she'  s too pissed, she grabbed the laser pointer and immediately ice spread   around it.
COFFIN:  Vampire Collar held his husband close to his chest. "You're really cut  e in a bucket ya know." He kissed his water boy's head.  Mary Janes screeches as the giant cat knocks him down. "KITTY HI." He  pets his friend.
SOPHIE:  Pumps rolled her eyes and sighed. "Yeah yeah, whatever you say Hades."   She groaned, carying her sister over her shoulder. "So, I'm trying to   think. I figured you guys ate dinner here right? Since you didnt have   dinner before you left for this place last night..  I showed up later   and just sat around when everything went to shit. So. Something in th  e food? I don't know. "  Pumps sighed, walking down the hall and past PTJ. She tapped his back  and firmly stated "ASK IF THEY HAVE ANY 3'S" And the boy nodded, then  promptly yelling Bingo afterwards.  Upon hearing that, Pumps groaned and back-tracked, walking over to PTJ   and lifting him up. "Come on. You come too." She muttered.  "Are we going to go get some werthers originals?" He asked. excited.  Pumps sighed and looked around for Luna. Maybe she could ask her for i  nformation.  PTJ looked towards Pointe and blinked. "H-Hey, Pointe-- Is that you?"  He grumbled. "The f-food here was shit. I told you so. Y-aaaa boi was  right, schmookums." He winked. Before exhaling. _"I don't know what is   happening with my dialect right now."_
EMI:  Dermal gasped for air after his throat was cleared of muscle and he po  litely dabbed the spit from his face. He cleared his throat.  "I could care less who I get angry. I guess we should be more involved   in this plot, then..."
RYAN:  Readjusting Witch Hat, Thigh High began to try and stand up. "Alright  hold on my dude, I'm gonna try to stand up so uh, let me know if I get   too close to the ceiling." She announced as she moved as slowly as po  ssible.  "It's gonna be a long day if I have to crawl the whole way, considerin  g it is the only method of transportation that won't flail my legs aro  und like a skip it game from hell." Thigh High sheepishly laughed.
OMEGA:  Boxer soon found Gogo and saw them with Dermal. "What the hell are you   doing with him?" Boxer ask as he glared at Dermal. Seeing that face o  f his made him want to punch it but he knew that couldn't so he hold i  n the anger.
BUMBLER BEE:  Dirndl smiled in relief. At least Wristband was here. She was smart, s  he was capable...  She had fucking taffy arms.  Dirndl nodded to her friend's words in understanding, shouting out as  she was whipped in the face. "GAH! The skin of my face that is of owni  ng to self! OW!" she said, hunched over a moment before taking a breat  h. This was a weird night. "... Is it right all." she said, putting he  r hands out in front of her.  Rosary had gone to Strappon, still unaware of her own sordid fate. "Th  at two old hags...!" she said, sticking out her lip and pouting under  her dark hair. "What, did I get shrunk or something else out of a 90s  trope?" she shook her hands, laughing calmly.
SOUP-KITTY:  Jong smiled at Vampire Collar and quickly the smile turned into a grim  ace, for he had heard Boxer's voice. He somehow retreated further into   the bucket. "oh god please not today" he whispered.  Pointe silently reached for PTJ's hand, and held it. This was very fre  aky but she still loved him very much. As she did this, she went into  police siren mode and strobed for a hot sec.She quietly smiled at him.
KURP:  "How much more do we need to be involved outside of macking and acting   sketchy?" Gogo asked, pointing to what we could presume to be the aud  ience.  They sighed as they heard Boxer coming in on them. They turned around  to him, not smiling nor anything.  "Listen, Boxer. Dear. There are just some things you can't give me tha  t Dermal can. I'm just doing what I can to survive you could say and D  ermal here owes me," they said, pinching Dermal's cheeks.  "What we have is more of a publicity thing to help you."  As Sukajan and his group moved around, they come across another elderl  y man and Sukajan recognizes this to be PTJ. If he wasn't made of wood  , he would feel his heart sinking.  "What happened to him?" He asked, going in to assess PTJ.
OWLIE:  "Meow..?" Sneakers purred as he rubbed his face against Mary Janes han  d. Suspenders huffed a bit as he watched from the distance.  "Rawr..." He said with a hint of annoyance in his voice. Cardigan chuc  kled.
COFFIN:  Vampire Collar blinks and shoves the bucket in his robe. "Not to fucki  ng day bitch." He saddled away.  Mary Janes was break dancing on the floor but it looked a lot like a s  eizure. He was trying his best. He gave the giant kitty a kiss on the  nose, not knowing it was Sneakers.
SAIYAN:  Wristband looked inquisitively at Dirndl. She wasn't sure what she was   saying if she was being honest. It was like she was saying random wor  ds together. Maybe it was a foreign thing.  "Anyway, you want to help me look for those two?" she asked her.
EMI:  "So no head?" Dermal asked flatly.  "Oh, well whatever. Why are you so..." He gestured to all of Boxer. "I   mean, more than usual, anyway."  Dermal walked into the next room and saw the cacophony of afflicted an  gels doing... Well, Angel things.
OMEGA:  "So, your basically fucking him?" Boxer ask as he point to Dermal. "Li  sten, i want my job back so how about you focus on that." He said as h  e looked at Gogo then at Dermal. "Pride and Lust, wow, you are really  good Seraph. Can't when you get promoted to Fallen Angel." Boxer said  as he looks at him as he watched him go into the room.
SOPHIE:  Pumps looked at Sukajan and sighed. "Hell if I know, boy keeps flippin  g between talking like an old fart and just straight up farting. It's  concerning. Meanwhile my sister here-" She paused, to shake Pointe (wh  o was over her shoulder) "Is a functioning strobe light."  PTJ slowly waved his free hand and smiled. "I bet allll aces at poker  night back at the retirement home sonny-" he coughed, placing his hand   on his back. "Ok. Seriously, this being old is getting old real fast.   I think the food was messed with, I felt like crap after eating. Why  are you-" He coughed, "Whats a whippersnapper like you bein made outa  wood for, ma?"  Pumps exhaled. "Have you seen Luna around by the way? There's so much  chaos going on right now I just-- this is freaky as hell."  PTJ looked very confused.
OWLIE:  Sneakers was shooketh, but he didn't  moved away, in fact, he's actual  ly enjoying it. Meanwhile Suspenders watched Mary Janes kiss Sneakers'   nose and let out a loud roar.  He walked over them and put his arms around Sneakers' furry neck and g  rowled lightly as if he was saying '_He's mine_'
BRIT:  Duster pulled Shady along with a sign and headed in one direction.  "I'll take Shady to see what I can do about calming him down." He said  , petting his fluff, "You go ahead and find the old ladies."  Strappon nodded and turned to see a few other people had gone looking.  "Alright, official split. If anyone else would like to head on with me  , I'll be checking their offices." He said, "There's quite a bit of ch  aos already, so I don't doubt they've hidden themselves."  Jacket ran up to Suspenders and Sneakers, gasping at the sight of a la  rge cat.  "Wow, a cat! Who is this supposed to be??" He asked, looking up and do  wn trying to figure it out. He tapped his chin. "Wow, this is pretty f  ucked up, huh?"
COFFIN:  Mary giggled and continued to kiss the kitty's face.  Mary heard the r  oar and he rised a brow.  "You didn't do that kitty?" Mary saw Suspend  ers and he frowned. "Hey! I wanna kiss the kitty!" He crossed his arms  .  Foxstole floped on the floor. "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET DICK LIKE THIS  ???"
EMI:  "What I do is none of your business, Boner." Dermal said, waving his h  and dismissively. "And whatever Gogo decides to do with you is none of   mine."  He spun around and poked Boxer's nose.  "I may help along the way, so  you might want to change that cute little attitude of yours. You do a  great job at losing your titles, don't you?"
VANIR:  Regretting ever stepping foot in this place she backtracks almost imme  diately. She went to her room, sat down at one of the armchairs provid  ed and headed a great big sigh. "I'm too old for this."
SOPHIE:  Scrunchy, upon seeing Jacket, galloped over to her best friend and spu  ttered, sadly. _"JACKET, I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING A NIGHTMARE, or a real  ly good dream BUT ITS A REAL NIGHTMARE-"_ She cried out, gesturing to  her uni-horn. ___"I MEAN LOOK AT ME, I'M HORNY-"___
JAY:  "Oh god, we're all... All... Fuuuuhuhuhuuucked!" Biretta lamented, per  haps a little too much, considering he had been crying like an infant  child for the last 15 minutes. At the very least, he was able to get b  ack on his feet, tears streaming down his face and staining more and m  ore of his soaking robe.  "I... *Sniff* I'll go with you, venerable... L-leader... Ahuhuuu... I'  m so sorry, I can't... H-help this..." Biretta was physically trying t  o fight the crying, but only managed to snivel and let tears build up  until it was difficult to see. Still, he tried to give Strappon a reas  suring smile.
OWLIE:  "Rawwrr!" Suspended glared at him, then at Jacket, Sneakers looked aro  und, confused at the attention he's getting.  "I feel you sister, no one's gonna want a handjob from me because I mi  ght give them a frostbite" Cardigan said to Fox Stole with an annoyed  sigh.
OSCARK9:  When they turn their heads at Strappon to hear that he's going to thei  r office. "What for us Strappon!" Sapphire said to him. Both of them w  alk to him steady like.  "We-CHOO, right-CHOO, Be-CHOO, Hin-CHOO YO-HOO!" Gloves said, sneezing   hard.  "Blush you, Gloves." She said, feeling bad for him.
KURP:  "If the food's the cause, then the food turned me into Pinochio," Suka  jan said as he pointed behind him.  Luna was there, she waved to Pumps with a little smile. Archer waved a  s well, just behind Luna.  "They can't speak because Luna destroys things with her voice if she r  aises it and bird boy here is finally a chicken."  Archer clucked angrily at Sukajan before shutting himself up.  "WHAT can calm me down, Duster? /Tell me/, what?" He said, walking in  the direction Duster was taking him, if anything he walked around like   he had ants in his wool.  "I can't do anything with these hooves!"  "You see dear?" Gogo said, turning to Boxer, "If you behave, we all be  nefit."
VANIR:  Throwing her head back, she sighed once again then stood to look throu  gh her dresses which were neatly hung in the closet. She chose and ove  r the top bathrobe and left her room once again to avoid any contact f  rom any other heaven-bent or fallen angel along the halls, and when me  t with one she would shield her eyes and walk pass them in order to ru  sh into the hot spring so she can calm her nerves. "This is a nightmar  e, oh boy is this a nightmare."
BUMBLER BEE:  Dirndl pouted to her companion, thinking back to the over seasoned mea  l they'd been served... glaring. "The women of rapid life length! Fuck  !" she stared at her mouth at the word. She had meant to say 'damn it  all.' She nodded. "Myself shall went to the bad person by for you." sh  e said to Wristband, using something new Wristy had taught her; finger   guns.  Rosary tapped her little foot, looking up as Strappon called for a gro  up to go. "Here, I'll go with you, Strappon." she said, hands on her n  onexistent hips and not noticing a damn thing wrong with that. She had   trouble getting to his side, though she was pretty quick for being ba  refoot.
OMEGA:  Boxer was about to punch him but he stopped, he was going to hold his  anger in. "Shut up, you know nothing about me." Boxer said as he point  s back at him. He then turns around and starts to walk away but then t  urn to look at Gogo. "Come on, we are searching for clues." He said as   he walks to away to search for clues.  Father Crucifix was searching for Obi and Medallion.  Raincoat was riding on Shades as she keeps petting him.
COFFIN:  Mary Janes death glared Suspenders. He walks up to Sneakers and he kis  ses his snoot. He walks away flipping the pinkie.  Dzilla sobbed and Foxstole screamed.  Vampire Collar was looking around with his pregnant husband to be.
KURP:  Gogo yawned, tapping Dermal on the shoulder, "Hey, at least pretend to   care for a bit. Gotta keep your quota up."  They giggled at the thought of looking for clues, taking out a compact   mirror from God knows where.  "Clues? No. My mirror needs me."
SOUP-KITTY:  Jong occasionally peeked out of his bucket to help search for clues.  Pointe just stared at her boyfriend and held his hand reassuringly.
BRIT:  Strappon pulled a handkerchief out of his pocket and sighed, handing i  t off to Biretta and then petting his shoulder.  "You should drink something, you're probably going to get dehydrated a  t this point." He said.  He handed another handkerchief to Gloves.  "We have to speak with them. If they're not there, then we need to loo  k, they can't be far."  Strappon just looked around at the group gathering by him, almost inst  inctively grabbing Rosary's hand.  "Alright, let's go."  Jacket backed up a little, raising his hands defensively.  "Whoa, it's okay, Dino-boy! I like cats, it's cool!" He laughed, befor  e seeing a unicorn-headed Scrunchy come running at him. He almost shit   himself, to be honest. "SCRUNCH-??"  "Now, Shades," Duster began, trying to sound as adult as possible whic  h only resulted in him sounding like a child mimicing an authority fig  ure in a mocking tone, "maybe if you relax, you can actually tell us w  hat happened before all this. A bath will do you good to clear your he  ad."  He gingerly pet Raincoat on the head. There was an invisible girl ridi  ng his brother...  Duster headed into the main bath area and was greeted by what looked l  ike an apothecary. There were various bottles of different colors and  sizes all lined up around the edge.
SOPHIE:  Pumps blinked and waved at the two of them, nudging Pointe for her pho  ne back. Once in hand she held it towards Luna. "here, you can type up   stuff and use text to voice? Or if you know ASL, I gotcha covered the  re."  PTJ cracked his knuckles before breaking his hand and sighing. That wa  sn't smart. "Sonny, I got a plan. It takes old people to ___find___ ol  d people. I'll be your personal bloodhound."
EMI:  "You look perfect, darling. Let the peons search for their secrets, we   have careers to fix, don't we?" Dermal hummed, putting his arm around   them and taking a peek into their mirror for himself.
OMEGA:  Raincoat continue riding and petting the pink Alpaca that is Shades.
SOPHIE:  Wherever cuddles was, she was still hot and ready.
OSCARK9:  "Tha-Choo! Yo-OOO!" Gloves said to Strappon as he took the handkerchie  f and glow it.  As they noded to him, they follow Strappon.
OWLIE:  Suspenders rolled his eyes as he watch Mary and Jacket walk away. He p  ulled Sneakers closer to him. At this point Sneakers was too uncomfort  able with the attention, he broke free of Suspender's grasp and began  walking around. Henley was still screaming and Cardigan kept complaini  ng while dragging her hand on the wall, leaving a trail of ice.
KURP:  Gogo huffed, shoving Dermal away and closing their mirror, "Anyway..."
 Shades stared at the apothecary, arching a brow in curiosity. He got c  loser to it, sniffing it a little bit and looking around.  "This...Gives me some Disney movie vibes. You know the one I'm referri  ng to, right?" He would not forgive his mother if Duster had not watch  ed the Emperor's New Groove.  Luna nodded as she grabbed the phone. She texted and put the speak to  talk option.  "Do old people just have a radar for each other?"
COFFIN:  Vampire Collar pet his water boy. He loved his shape of water boy. He  searched more of the storage rooms.  Mary found the kitty and used the light of his phone to make mini make  shift pointers. "Mr or Ms kitty! I have pointers."  Dzilla dragged her hands behind her and teamed up with Foxstole. "This   suuuuucks ass." Fox groaned.
JAY:  Biretta nodded in agreement with Strappon, dabbing at his face with it   to try drying at least some of the tears covering his face. Pulling a   jar of holy water from his robe, he opened the bottle to drink, but q  uickly cried out again.  "Aaack... Aaaahaahaaa... I-I forgot, I filled this with... W-with fuck  ing vodkaaahaahaa... I'll just drink Jong if I'm thirstyyyhee... I gue  ss..."
COFFIN:  "You will dehydrate." Vamp sped walked past Biretta.
OWLIE:  Sneakers heard Mary call him and he bounded after the light, trying to   catch it with his paws, yowling a bit when he can't catch it. Damn th  at light, why can't he catch it?
JAY:  Biretta's crying got notably louder.
SAIYAN:  Wristband just shook her head at Dirndl. It was obvious that this was  her condition that she was given.  "I'll just pretend I understood what you said" she said.
COFFIN:  Mary Janes shined the light on himself and he danced around. God was c  ertainly a vegan. He dooted over to the kitty and he hugged Sneakers.  "Fluffy!"
/LAST TIME ON DCM/: Angels were invited to have a little stay at a local onsen thanks to Mis s Pleats. As Angels were enjoying their stay, many began to feel ill sho rtly after dinner and all Hell broke loose when Shades appeared before e veryone as a pink, talking alpaca. Once Strappon managed to calm everyone and tried to device a plan, more and more Angels appeared with afflictions. In the chaos, he deduced that these afflictions had something to do with the elderly pair of twins an d split up his Heavenbents to search for them. Just who are these twins? Will everyone revert back to their normal selv es? Will Shades have to deal with his hooves? We'll find out today!
OMEGA:  Father Crucifix was looking for those old ladies trying to find out wh  ere they were last time. Boxer was looking for clues but that was hard   for he was plastic and Raincoat was riding Shades the Alpaca as she p  et him. So, Yeah everything was going good.
OSCARK9:  Following Strappon group, Gloves was holding Sapphire's waist line so  she wouldn't fall to the floor and constantly sneezing the other direc  tion, away from others from his cold. He looks like a sick dog that ha  d a bad flu on a 4th of July and he really hate this affliction so muc  h and if this keeps up, he might blow others away by his sneeze while  getting a bloody nose. Luckily, he doesn't have bloody nose, just clea  r snots, but lets not jinx it. Continuously walking, he pulls out the  handkerchief from his left pocket that Strappon gave him and blow his  nose into it. Not to hard, but letting some of the snots out. ("God gi  ve me strength.") He thinks to himself.  Sapphire looks at Gloves and feels bad for the poor guy being sick wit  h this affliction. Keeping steady, she patted his back with her slimy  hand with her right hand. Even though it's stupid to touch others with   her slimy hand, she letting him know that he's doing a good job keepi  ng her steady.  Gloves felt the slime as she pet his back and it did made shiver a lit  tle, but regardless, he gave her a light smile in return.
VANIR:  Stepping into the inn, Mirror Mask was met with Ballgown, who had call  ed Yeezy, who had called Mirror. He had a reason he refused to come al  l this way for a vacation, he hated going out of his comfort zone more   than Ballgown did. Though the problem sounded much more serious when  he heard that it was Ballgown who needed him. She usually can keep eve  rything under control herself. He kept it in mind to give her his numb  er after this was worked out.  "Oh, gosh! Mirror Mask! Please help everyone has gone crazy, and I'm a  ctually starting to think I might be hallucinating, it's insane here!"   She was obviously stressed to no end, and she was met with a simple n  od of the man's head. His head swiveled carefully over the area and al  lowed her to lead him to the heart of the problem.
OWLIE:  Sneakers purred, he rubbed his head against his friend as he felt Mary   Janes hugged him.  Cardigan was already tired of everything, she was cold, everything she   touch freezes, she can't even dress properly. _Fuck, this sucks ass_  She thought as she walked around the halls.  Henley tried to hold his breath in order to stop his loud, screaming b  reathing. His face became a bit blue as he held it in for a few second  s before gasping for air and resumed screaming.
SAIYAN:  Mesh Top kept looking around for the two old ladies that ran the shop,   all of the while trying to keep her pants up, which wasn't going very   well. Eventually she just got frustrated from having to deal with the  m that she just kicked them off.  "There, that's better, I do hope we can get this fixed" she said walki  ng back to Strappon.  She was just too lazy to keep looking, so she just sat down on the flo  or next to him. She was sure that someone would be able to find them.
BUMBLER BEE:  Dirndl slumped as Wristband gave her such cruel words. "I am to speaki  ng of my sorry. A pair of we shall found the elderly double children!"   she said, her tone changing to one of determination. She took her hai  r full down, hair golden like a daffodil framed a pure face, fire in g  reen eyes. At least she was still pretty...  Rosary had begun to walk when... STRAPPON GRABBED HER HAND. She stared  , little mouth smiling giddily as she felt it. "Ohoho!" she said, laug  hing at the turn of events. "Afraid to lose me, Sir Strappon?" she ask  ed teasingly, her giggle high pitched and definitely the sound a happy   child. She coughed lightly; serious stuff. She could wait for Strappo  n's confession! "Where do you think they would be hiding?"
COFFIN:  Mary Janes giggled and he smooched his friends cheek. "C'mon kitty, we  're gonna find these old ladies and show em who's boss!" He squeaked.  The disco ball boy lead the way, using his teddy as a flashlight where   they needed it.  Vampire Collar was trying really hard not to accidentally boil his lov  er.  He kept the bucket close to his hips.  Foxstole and Dzilla were looking together, well, Fox was sitting on Dz  illa's massive hands while she dragged the angel. "You are no help ugl  y woman."
SAIYAN:  Wristband smiled. Even though Dirndl was talking like a person just le  arning English, she was able understand her enough.  "Yeah! And when we find them, I'm gonna whip them into submission! Now   let's go searching!" she said before marching onward.
VANIR:  Ballgown did her best to track down Strapon to inform him that Mirror  Mask was here to help with hunting down the culprit of this mess. Once   she found him she informed him of why Mirror was there in the first p  lace. He wasn't even in his normal attire, just in his mask and a tank   top with sweatpants, he was definitely here on short notice to help h  is fellow angels out.  "So sorry to stop you at this moment Strapon but I brought someone of  use to hopefully make this go a little faster!"
OWLIE:  Sneakers followed Mary while an agitated-looking Suspenders trailed be  hind them.  Henley decided to tag along Gloves and Sapphire Necklace. His screams/  breaths echoed throughout the halls. Cardigan went with Dzilla and Fox   Stole, she giggled at Dzilla's statement.  "Come on now, Dzilla, she's not ugly, in fact she looks..." Cardigan t  hought of other words "...Exotic?"
BRIT:  Strappon looked down at Sister Rosary with a curious expression.  "I'm going straight to their office first. There's a chance they'll be   there, of course." He explained. He nodded at Ballgown and Mirror Mas  k, "Thank you for your assistance. We need more... Less afflicted eyes  ."  Gloves sneezed again, causing Strappon to flinch. He picked up a box o  f tissues nearby and handed them to him, then watched as Wristband beg  an to storm off.  "Let's head to the office."  He guided them to the main office and knocked firmly on the door, wait  ing for the response.  "Excuse me, madams!" He called, "We would like to have a word with you  . This is incredibly important."  In the meantime, Duster had approached the strange bottles by the bath   and tried to see if he could read the labels. Of course, they were no  t labeled at all. Of course. Cowlneck hopped off his shoulder to see i  f he could find any use for them.  "Maybe we can try throwing a few of these in to see if they work?" He  asked, still sounding very much like a child, "Can't make you any wors  e. If anything, you'll change color, or into something with thumbs."  "Come on! At least one of these should say 'DRINK ME' so I could get b  igger!" Cowlneck whined.
COFFIN:  Mary held his teddy on his shoulder, it's glowing eyes stared at Suspe  nders. Creepy.  Dzilla kept walking and searching. She turned to Cardigan, "I will put   it more gently. She looks like the rotted cheese of a goat." She nodd  ed, accurate statement.  Foxstole huffed and crossed her arms, "Says the one with yaoi hands on   steroids." She laid on her hands.
VANIR:  Mirror Mask nodded and left a gentle touch to Ballgowns shoulder as a  signal to just go to her room and wait it out. She understood and took   no time in arguing, shuffling off to the rooms. He followed Strapon w  ithout question, and stood behind him patiently, listening and waiting  .
SOPHIE:  PTJ was lost, in plain sight the old man boy was lost. He seemed insis  tent on yelling bingo while looking at an uno card he found in his poc  ket to double check that it was, in fact, _"a bingo"._ He had slipped  away from Pumps for what seemed like a single minute before becoming h  opelessly lost again.
OSCARK9:  Gloves and Sapphire turn their heads towards Henley as he approach to  them. Even though Henley voice went up to eleven, Gloves is still happ  y to see him join the group. "Well-Choo, come-Choo!" Gloves said, snee  zing in the other direction. His head turn towards Strappon as he gave   him a box of tissues, "Tha-choo, yo-OOO!" He said to Strappon, receiv  ing the box, pull two tissues out, and blowing into it. Again, not too   hard and trying to prevent bloody nose.  Sapphire wave to Henley to as a sign of a 'Hello' with a light smile o  n her face.
OMEGA:  Father Crucifix was still looking around for the ladies soon finding h  imself with Strappon Group and seeing Ballgown. "Miss Ballgown, it is  good to see you again." Father Crucifix said to her with a smile on hi  s face.  Boxer was looking for Clues and Raincoat was still petting and riding  Shades the Alpaca.
BUMBLER BEE:  The little Sister nodded, smiling confidently. Straight, concise, to t  he point! She thought, glad to have her hand held. Whatever they did t  o her made it so hard to walk at a grown man's pace! "Good, I like thi  s plan!  We'll show them what fo-" she stopped to let Strappon speak o  ut sternly, and... knock. Rosary blinked.  No. No freakin' way. She stared blankly at the door, then Strappon, th  en the door. "I'm going to say they're probably not in there. If they  are they're senile and even more stupid than I thought. Here, I'm gonn  a break it down!" she said excitedly, lifting her foot and hopping for  ward in an attempt to kick it down!  Strappon felt the little hand exit his and Sister Rosary land flat on  the floor with a >thud!< and groan of discomfort after her foot feebly   hit the wood.  Dirndl nodded to Wristband's statement, cracking her knuckles and grin  ning. "And so! How far to place looking in the beginning?" she asked,  wondering where to search first.
KURP:  "Drinking won't fix everything, Cowlneck," Shades huffed as he looked  at his reflection in the water.  There wasn't anything to lose... Well, more than he already lost. What   could possibly go wrong? Duster's probably right. At least he may tur  n into something with thumbs so he can play games and draw. He walked  into the water and lied down.  "Alright, well. Hit me."  Sukajan was in deep thought before he snapped back into reality, reali  zing he somehow lost his boy. Or. His boy had disappeared all of a sud  den. He was freaking out. He held up his finger to Pumps as he went of  f to find PTJ.  Luna came in closer to Pumps, considering she did have the other's pho  ne, and considering she'd stick with Pumps she tried to shoo off Arche  r. He's a nice kid and all, but insufferable.  Archer got the memo and huffed a cluck, crossing his arms as he stompe  d off. Fine, he'll look for the old ugly oba-sans by himself and he'll   be the hero of the day. It didn't take long until he bumped into Tuxe  do Jacket who he clucked at loudly for just being in his way.
OWLIE:  Henley Shirt just gave Sapphire a small smile and, waved back meekly.  Cardigan snorted and burst out laughing, stopping for a split second a  s she almost clapped Dzilla in the back.  Suspenders averted his eyes and began sweating nervously as he saw Mar  y's teddy bear bore its creepy eyes at him.
SAIYAN:  TJ just jumped back at the clucking madman that was Archer.  "Boy what the fuck?! Why are you clucking at me?!" he yelled.  Meanwhile, Wristband stopped her march and tapped her chin. She though  t about where to start their search and eventually just came up with t  he idea to start looking in every room that this place had.  "I guess we start our search here" She said as she whipped her arm tow  ards the closest door to them, hoping that Dirndl would open it for he  r.
SOPHIE:  Pumps pat Luna's shoulder rather gently and tried to be re-assuring. "  Hey, some of the best time spent together is in silence." She smiled,  holding out her hand to the angel. "Though, when all this is said and  done I'd really love to hear your voice again~" She winked with a smal  l laugh. She had only seen those 2 old hags once, when she was getting   the keys to her room. So she had to wrack her brain just to make sure   she was looking for _them_ and say.. well, not PTJ or his brother.  PTJ held up his uno card for all to see, his Duel Disk displaying the  rest of his hand proudly. It was one thing to question why the boy was   an old man suddenly, and where those eyeglasses he had got came from-  -or even how that one wall was beating him at go fish but.. This was s  omething else.  He fixed his dentures in his mouth with his tongue as any old hunk of  man might before going in for the sloppy, and expelled the small amoun  t of air from his lungs to proudly shout ___"BINGO, DANGNABBIT!"___
COFFIN:  Dzilla started laughing, her laugh was loud and full. She kicked open  a door and started to look about the room.  "You coulda asked me to open it ya moose!" Foxstole snapped before sha  king her head. She got up and started to look around. "Hmm..any hidden   passages?" She started tapping her foot about to check.  Mary Jane's teddy turned it's head and hugged its owner. Mothers love  was weird. "Hmmm..where would two old ladies hide their bath stuff..oo  ! By the springs!"  He started to make his way there. Has he forgotten   he was naked? Yup.  Vampire Collar was already checking the water. He figured the chemistr  y minor would help him some.
BRIT:  There was the sound of moving furnature on the other side of the door,   like someone had been statled.  "Uh, nice try, Sister." Strappon said, clearing his throat. "Someone h  as to be in there..."  He puffed out his chest and put on his game face.  "Madams! Please, if you let us in now we won't cause you any more trou  ble! I don't wish to contact the authorities!" He called in, his voice   stern.  "If you think drinking doesn't solve your problems, you should address   my husband." Cowlneck snorted, grabbing a bottle, "Take this, heathen  ."  He tossed it in as hard as he could before Duster could stop him. He w  as helpless to the little man.
VANIR:  "I can open the door." It was more like a dull 'please let me kick dow  n the door' more than a suggestion or a question. Mirror Mask was prac  tically shaking with annoyance at how tedious this seemed.
KURP:  Archer let out a low chirp as he pointed to his throat, hoping the guy   would understand that his voice is literally fucked. Maybe he'd belie  ve him if he started speaking, which he did. Actual chicken noises cam  e out of his mouth as he spoke and once more crossed his arms in frust  ration. Hopefully that answers the guy's questions.  Luna smiled with a slight blush at Pump's words and began texting on t  he phone.  /"That's kind of you to say. Maybe when this all blows over, we could  do some karaoke?"/  As Sukajan looked for his wizened child, he noticed Strappon and co. a  t the office door. He was about to address them as Obi walked up behin  d them and gasped before running away. Sukajan pointed in her directio  n, calling out,  "There she goes, get her before she runs away!"  As the flask hit the water, he poofed. The dust settled and Shades pic  ked up his hands to his face to see two hands with thumbs. He had hand  s! Oh, joyous day! But his relief would not last to long as he turned  around to a mirror just behind him. He was. He was an old world monkey  .  "Oh fuck off..."
VANIR:  "Oh! UH, hello Father, its good to see you again as well. Despite the  current stress put upon us at the moment." Ballgown stopped suddenly,  smiling, her hair a mess and her self confidence going down a bit just   for the sheer purpouse that her dress has come undone in the back and   her slip on shoes have started to unstrap in her panic.
OWLIE:  Sneakers looked at the Teddy, weird. He brought one of his paws up and   tried to swat the teddy bear off Mary.  "Uh, I don't think so," Cardigan replied, looking around, then she tri  pped and accidentally touched the floor, and instantly the floor was e  ncased with ice like a skating rink.
SAIYAN:  Tuxedo Jacket finally got it that, yes this was in fact the illness he   was afflicted with.  "Well damn dude! That sucks! And I thought I had it bad. At least I ca  n still talk. Anyway, any idea where those two ladies are?" he asked A  rcher.
BRIT:  "That would not... be necessary, Mister Mask." Strappon said, "We must   be firm, but polite."  Then he heard Sukajan address Obi and whipped around. He sputtered a l  ittle.  "Okay, that's out the window!" He called, pointing after Obi, "Break d  own the door and chase the old woman!"
SOPHIE:  PTJ dropped his duel deck and brought out his war trumpet and gave it  a.. a very wholehearted... but weak doot-doot to indicate it was rabbi  t season. That's how these things worked. In a raspy, lack luster voic  e he shouted "cHARGE!", before .."running" in the complete opposite di  rection of Obi.
VANIR:  Mirror didnt waste time in kicking down the door in one blow, he didnt   have his boots on but his sneakers did just find to send it flying. "  Its open."
OMEGA:  "I understand today has been Chaotic if one might put it." Father Cruc  ifix said with a smile back as he looked at her. "THE OLD WOMEN IS GET  TING AWAY!" He called out as he runs after Obi.  Raincoat fell off of Shades because he turn into a Monkey now.  Boxer was still looking for clues until he heard people shouting that  the Old Lady was getting away. "Action Time!" Boxer said as he tries t  o run.
VANIR:  "oh jee- god da- fuck." Ballgown strapped her shoe back on, tied her d  ress on tight and launched herself after the woman, keeping her eyes l  ocked on the target.
OSCARK9:  Ears perk up, Gloves turn towards to Obi running away and made a sicke  ning angry expression. "OH NO YOU-CHOO!" Gloves shouted. Summoning his   angelic wings, he flew after the lady.  Quick thinking, she also summons her angelic wings and follow Gloves.  "GET BACK HERE!" Sapphire shouted at Obi.
SOPHIE:  Pumps nodded in response to what Luna had typed out, "I think that'd b  e nice. You know, like.. Maybe an _actual_ break from all this chaos.  Cuz honestly dear, you _kinda need one."_ She whispered that last part  , with a somewhat saddened laugh. To say she was worried about Luna's  mental well-being was the understatement of the year.  Upon hearing alert of one of the two (2) old hags escaping, Pumps kind  ly gestured forward and laughed. "Ladies first?"
COFFIN:  Mary Janes felt the pull of his bear and he nearly hissed. He turned t  o Sneakers, "Noooo. Touching her is gonna make her zap! Be careful kit  ty!" He ruffled his hair. The bear just blinked and chilled.  "You probably could not find it easily. This is a bath house, not a Bo  nd movie." Dzilla looked down at Fox.  Foxstole proceeded to bust her ass on the floor. "Fuuuck a duck!" She  huffed and pretty much looked like Banbi trying to get up.  Dzilla sits on her hands and lets it happen.  Vampire took a blood break with his hubby.
BRIT:  Duster stared blankly at the monkey that was now Shady. Cowlneck was n  ow laughing harder than he ever had in his life, tears in his eyes.  "Okay. So, let's try throwing things in." He said, "I don't wanna tell   people I'm related to a monkey."  He picked up another bottle and tossed it in, fingers crossed.  As the door to the office flew off its hinges, Medallion was present t  rying to pack what seemed like an obscene amount of objects into a sui  tcase. She turned around and made some sort of strangled scream. She t  hrew the suitcase at them and whizzed past them on... A broom.
VANIR:  Mirror mask took out his sphynx, the weapon of his choice since a chil  d, a puppet master he is. He threw the cat forward, attempting to catc  h the witch before she got too far from him, and for extra messure ran   after her.
BUMBLER BEE:  Rosary sat up and rubbed her head, looking up at Strappon as the Dad v  oice intensified. She sighed out softly, standing up and having to adj  ust her balance. She turned just as Sukajan addressed the old broad! “  Ah! Let’s go! Wait up you old spinster!” She shouted in a cracking voi  ce, picking up her robe and bolting!
SOUP-KITTY:  Jong rose out of the bucket just enough to plant a kiss on his hubby's   cheek before purposefully splashing himself on the flying on lady. he   was now on her as he is water and therefore makes things wet. God Ble  ss. "Being on a lady whos on a flying broom is kinda lit" He said. You   go you funky little pregnant pile of water.  Pointe's "where is PTJ" radar and the screaming of bingo led her to hi  m. She took his hand and led him in the right direction.
SAIYAN:  Mesh Top heard the commotion of what was going on, but couldn't summon   the will power to move. Undershirt was blind, so he too just stood by   and waited.  Meanwhile, Wristband and Tuxedo Jacket both heard the commotion going  on.  "What the hell? Let's see what's going on" TJ said as he ran as best a  s he could off towards the source of the sound.  "Hey! That sounds like they found them! Come on Dirndl!" she said as s  he flailed off to the sound,
OWLIE:  Henley heard Sukajan and he immediately dashed after Obi, screaming. S  neakers just looked at Mary with big eyes but he did not attempt to to  uch the bear. Cardigan noticed the commotion and exited the room. ther  e she saw the angels chasing the old hag.
SOPHIE:  Witch hat, where ever she was, could see someone _else._ was on a broo  m. ___First of all how dare they. Second of all how dare they. Third o  f all, if that broom doesn't have a name, they're not real witches.___  Despite not fully being able to control her floating, she was using he  r broom-scythe and wings to propel herself forward, and as if it were  a match of Quidditch; she was soon flying next to Medallion.  "Say! Lovely flying weather we're having hUH?" She asked, squinting he  r eyes. This person was someone she'd like to know, her name was Horto  n and she sees a hoe.  Meanwhile, PTJ gently pat Pointe's hand and smiled. _"Aw, there you ar  e sweetie. Thank you, I keep getting lost. Grandpa here needs his beng  ay."_
OMEGA:  Boxer the Action Figure and Raincoat the Invisible Girl run after the  old lady that is dashing along with Father Crucifix. "WITCH!" Father C  rucifix shouted as he points at the old ladies.
COFFIN:  Vampire Collar,"You're such an adorab- JONG NO." Vampire Collar procee  ded to run after his Fiji water boy. "BABY OFF THE FLYING OLD WOMAN."  He grabbed the bucket. Witches? A panicking Vampire? What was this Hal  loween?  Mary Janes heard the screams and he fist pumped the air. "Let's go!" H  e ran towards the noise and saw the woman. He grabs his phone and he T   poses, flashing his light on himself. It was definitely blinding. He  wiggled around to move the light.  Dzilla started to run and drag Foxstole. "TO BATTLE!!!"
SOPHIE:  Witch hat blinked upon hearing the first half of her name and turned t  owards Crucifix and she pointed at herself, mouthing, but not saying t  he words, _"Who, Me?"_ , despite being in the middle of a rather impor  tant chase.
OMEGA:  "No them!" Father Crucifix answer as he points to the Old Ladies.
BUMBLER BEE:  Dirndl nodded to her companion, going to open the door to help the spa  ghetti woman; when she heard the commotion too! She growled under her  breath, following at a safe distance behind Wristy in a flat out run!  “End the going, mal-meaning aged woman!” She ordered, frowning.
KURP:  Archer couldn't even had a cluck in edgewise before TJ ran off to go a  fter the old lady. Oh no, this guy wasn't going to take his spot light  . Running after TJ, he saw one of the old biddies, Obi, run past them.   He nearly lunged at her before covering his ears from Henley's...scre  am breathing? God only knows.  Luna smiled at Pumps, nodding. Though it seems that the old ladies wer  e of priority right now. With little hesitation, she took off her name  sake and launched her summoned lance at Medallion who just whizzed pas  t them. If these were the Olympics, she would of gotten gold from both   her form and throw, but it wasn't enough to land the hit on the old h  ag.  Once again, Shades poofed and it seemed like he was gone until he walk  ed a little forward from the water. Turns out he's now a turtle.
OWLIE:  Sneakers hissed as he chased Medallion. Henley ran faster, his scream  breaths are getting louder and louder as the adrenaline kicked in.
SOUP-KITTY:  Pointe's head snapped around 180 degrees when she heard "witch" being  shouted "I HEARD YOU WAS TALKIN SHIT, AND DIDN T THINK THAT I WOULD HE  AR IT- oh he meant the old ladies." Her strobelight body was strobing  to the beat of hollaback girl.
BRIT:  "Well, shit." Duster whispered, grabbing another bottle. Before he cou  ld throw it in, Cowlneck kicked two in at once.  "Faster, damn you! We should find something quicker!" He yelled, "If w  e find the one that makes him bigger, I'll benefit from it, too!"  Medallion, now wet with pregnant sentient water and being pursued by a   witch, screeched to a stop and rammed through the crowd again in the  opposite direction.  "Take that, you fools!" She cackled. Suddenly, the bright child caused   her to become slightly blind and she veered down another hallway scre  aming.
SOPHIE:  Somewhere deep in the void, Flatcap blinked.
COFFIN:  "HECK YEAH I DID THAT!!" Mary Janes ran after the witch," C'MON CLUB K  IDS GUY AND MR KITTY!!"  Vampire Collar terminator ran after the old lady. No body takes his fi  ance and his kids. His flaming hair lit the way. "VINO ÎNAPOI AICI!!!"  Dzilla screamed and chased after the group.  Foxstole ran and threw her heels at the old lady's broom ,"TAKE MY GUC  CI BITCHLET"
OWLIE:  Suspenders roared like a goddamn T-rex as he, Sneakers that giant cat  and Mary the gay tin man chased the witch
SOUP-KITTY:  Jong, taking things into his own hands for the sake of being helpful,  decided to try and shock the old lady into stopping. So he did what wa  ter does, and he covered her face so it was pretty much submerged in w  ater.  Pointe had PTJ sit in a corner with her. Cant risk him getting hurt! S  he- as the kids say- protecc.
OMEGA:  Father Crucifix, Boxer, and Raincoat were still chasing the Witches.
OSCARK9:  Gloves and Sapphire were still chasing Obi in mid-air and MAN SHE'S FA  ST!
SOPHIE:  Pumps blinked, still giving Luna a golfclap in appreciation of such an   amazing toss. That form.. Simply stunning, awe inspiring. But alas, a  ppreciating the giant woman's body would have to wait. She stared as t  he 'Witch'.. _what a waste of the word on such a prune. Her mom was mo  re of a witch with just her pinkie toe than this lady was in her entir  e being. Whatever the fuck that meant._  --SHE STARED AS THE WITCH, Ch  anged directions before heading down a hall nearby.  Witch hat, almost struck by Luna's weapon, had swiftly changed directi  ons, grabbing it on the way back while flying after that darned hag. A  s she passed by Luna, she came to a quick stop, trying to keep herself   at a reasonable... Floating height, handing the weapon back to her fr  iend. "Here ya go!" She whispered before darting off after the WANNA-B  E.  Well that was.. convenient. "Ok think, uh-" Pumps mumbled, whirling up   some air beneath her feat and letting a tiny fist pump escape from he  r excitement. YAAS BITCH SHE WAS FLOATIN. She repeated the action and  raised Luna with her before remembering the fact that angels, in fact,   have wings. Oh well. She felt cool.  Deciding against verbal confirmation since only one of them could supp  ly that at the moment, Pumps nodded off towards the old ladies and gri  nned, lunging herself forward through the hallway with her wind-based  magic.  She had slid off her headphones from around her neck and started to sp  in them around like a lasso to the side, prepping to YEET em at SOME O  LD FOLK. Shit only costed 8 dollars at least, She could get a new pair   sometime later.
SOPHIE:  PTJ quietly pulled out a bag of Werthers Originals from his pocket and   held some out to Pointe before grimacing. _"Where the hell did these  come from."_
SAIYAN:  With the chase a foot, both Tuxedo Jacket and Wristband chased the wit  ches around the complex.  "Come one Dirndl! We gotta catch them!" Wristband said as she ran afte  r them.
COFFIN:  Mary Janes ran after the wicked witch of the wet. "COME BACK HERE W-__  WITH MY BROTHER__" Someone's disco balls dropped.  Vampire Collar kept up his speed and he took out his lycans. The boy w  as not fucking around.  Dzilla clicked curses in her native tongue as her hands slammed into t  hings behind her.  Foxstole took out her weapon. /Not in her swamp./
KURP:  Sukajan had been giving chase to Obi himself who had acquire a broom o  f her own to zoom around the onsen. At this point he'd given up, remem  bering that he's yet to locate PTJ on his own.  Luna had just noticed what Pumps was trying to achieve, giving the oth  er a small smile before she grabbed Pump's waist and summoned her wing  s. Using the wind magic as a thruster of sorts, she sped past Witch Ha  t and locked on to Medallion, readying her lance.  As that was happening, Obi was cackling as she left her chases in the  dust. She was looking behind her, not where she was going and because  of it, she intercepted with and slammed into her twin, Medallion. The  force caused the two to fuse, spinning around a little as they now app  eared as a singular entity. A shapely, younger woman with huge bodonke  rs. I'm talking some huge, humongous hungolomghononoloughongous.  The sudden transformation cause Luna to hit breaks on her wings, crash  ing into some furniture just out of shot.  The first flask went into the tub and Shades, this time, turned into a   bird who felt compelled to fight his own reflection. He was about to  throw down until the second flask went in which made him grow bigger.  Now this was a predicament.
BRIT:  Duster immediately threw another flask into the water to stop Shades'  growth.  "No, no property damage!" He yelled, "NO."  Cowlneck screamed as the vial hit the water before he had time to reac  t.  "YOU FOOL. THAT WOULD HAVE FIXED ME!" He screeched.  "That would have made you more of a problem." Duster said offhandedly.  Strappon skid to a stop to see the fusion with mouth agape.  "S-sister, do you... See this?" He asked to the nearest person to him,   Rosary.
OMEGA:  Boxer and Father Crucifix stopped as they looked at the women with hug  e bodonkers. Raincoat who was invisible keep running at the Witch and  jumped at her to grapple them. "I GOTCHA YOU!" Raincoat shouted as tri  es to hold her down.
COFFIN:  /Dzilla throws a fucking sofa./  Mary Janes screams,"NANA NOT THE SOFA COME ON!!"  Foxstole taps out and pants, she just uses her wings to get closer.  Vampire Collar was fucking ghost rider and he hopped onto the couch fl  inging seven foot woman. Name a better duo, he'll wait.
OSCARK9:  Gloves and Sapphire hit their breaks mid-air to see the two old ladies   fuse into one shapely, younger woman with huge bodonkers. It made the  ir jaw drop, and Gloves snot turn from once a clear snot, into a red t  hick blood.
SAIYAN:  Wristband and Tuxedo Jacket both arrived together and saw that the two   old ladies from before had somehow fused together into one younger wo  man.  "Okay this has to be some sort of fetish" Wristband said as she watche  d bewildered at what had just transpired.  "That makes no sense how could she be younger?" TJ said
SOUP-KITTY:  Jong was caught in the middle of this fusion and was kinda confused. S  till, he's keeping up them drowning efforts. Those tiddies didnt matte  r to him, even if they were big. He had a pair of his own, the only di  fference being he didnt want to have them, but thats besides the point  . Jong was tired of tiddy. "Yo what the fuc k? this is just a cheap ta  ctic to make weak old ladies stronger." He went back to trying to stop   the fusion by drowning.  Pointe took a candy and placed a kiss gently on top of PTJ's head. She   then decided to pull out her starfury, set it on fire, and charged at   the fusion. she strobed the whole way there.
COFFIN:  Mary Janes proceeded to punch the powdered milk sack.
OWLIE:  "What the fuck?" Cardigan said, she stopped next to Sneakers the giant   cat. Suspenders just grunted and rolled his eye. Henley let out a hig  h pitched scream as he stopped running, looking at the fusion.
KURP:  Shades vision was blurred as he transformed into another animal. As hi  s vision focused, he saw the vague shape of his first form and nearly  cheered before realizing that he wasn't exactly the same.  "YEAH I'M BACK TO- Wait. NO I'M NOT! I'm a llama!"  "What's the fucking difference?" Cowlneck asked, more or less a little   /salty/ that his only cure was used up.  "This."  Shades spat at Cowlneck, basically plastering the small man to the wal  l of the shelf.  Off in another part of the building, Gogo finally resurfaced looking m  ore refreshed and peppier than they were in the morning.  "I do say, I gotta thank you for the meal, dear."
SOPHIE:  You know, despite the current situation with . well. Some massive bado  nkarahoogaloogs being forged out of two old women. Pumps was dealing w  ith a badonker problem of her own. After the rather abrupt crash, she  found her head wedged in between her friend's... serious honkers. Not  that she would have minded, but to her dismay, 1) they were still in t  he middle of a fight against some tit lady, and 2) Well, they weren't  quite at a point in their friendship where this would be acceptable. P  umps simply raised her hand in the air and gave a thumbs up to indicat  e she was alive at least, though not for long if she had to stay in th  is position. _2 chicks, chillin in a bath house, 1 milometer apart and   they're not gay. Yet._
BRIT:  Despite the blatant attempt to suffocate her, the fusion shook the wat  erboy and The Invisible Girl off in a struggle. She saw all the people   around her and grimaced.  "Shit, let's get out of here!" She said, making her way out of the are  a as fast as possible.  "After... Them!" Strappon demanded, "Whatever just happened! Don't let   them get away!"  The fusion lady went jetting into the nearest way out- which happened  to be the bath house.  Duster looked up from his concentrated furrow to see a large woman wit  h enormous... tracts of land. He screamed, and it was the least manly  thing he'd done in his life. He sounded like a little girl. The scream   shocked the fusion lady, causing them to scream, too.
OSCARK9:  Snapping back into reality, Gloves and Sapphire chase after the fusion   woman once again in mid-air.
SAIYAN:  Tuxedo Jacket looked as the woman ran off to the bath house.  "YOU WONT GET AWAY FROM ME! Come on Archer!" Tuxedo yelled as he ran o  ff after the witch again.  "Yeah let's go Dirndl!" Wristband yelled, following TJ's lead.
EMI:  Elsewhere, Dermal and Gogo emerged from a closet, one looking satisfie  d and licking their lips and the other limping.  "Well, I'm up for a good soak now that we got that out of our system..  ." Dermal managed to say, rubbing his behind gently. The two entered t  he bathhouse only to be greeted by a banshee-like scream and a large o  ld woman with humongous bazongongalas drooping down to her toes.  Dermal then looked only more exhausted. "I hate Angels."
OMEGA:  Boxer and Father Crucifix shake their heads and run after the fusion.  Raincoat ran after the lady too.
SOPHIE:  Witch hat blinked. Those were some serious bohongalogadonkeramungos. A  fter collecting herself, she tightened her grip on her broom and soare  d after the fusion.  ___"HEY--UHM"___ she paused, keeping pace next to the giant woman. ___  "I'd understand if there was a misunderstanding but mam..s.. I'm real  sick and tired of floaTING?"___ She blurted out, using her wings to pu  sh herself back down. Lord she was out in the open. Next thing you kno  w she'd be in the stratosphere if she wasn't careful.
COFFIN:  Vampire Collar tried to skid to a stop but momentum said fuck your chi  cken strips so he ran right into the wall.  Mary Janes screamed like the little man he was and it was horrifying.  He turned on his teddy tazer and dipped her into the water. "I AM PIKA  BOO!!" Pray for this boy.  Dzilla screamed and managed to throw on of her axes. Foxstole held a f  ew an started to throw them too.
SOUP-KITTY:  Jong, being fucking pissed that he was shooken off, darted off directl  y into more water. He was done with this bullshit. Suddenly all the wa  ter from the bathouse had become part of his body, and there he was, a   big ol water boy. You know he had to do it to em. He stood in front o  f the fusion, he looked kinda angry tbh. He noticed mary dipping the t  eddy tazer in water. "HEY MARY DO YOU THINK YOU CAN LIKE, TURN THAT TA  ZER ON AND THROW IT INSIDE ME?"  Pointe threw Starfury at the fusion's butt.
KURP:  Luna gasped as she got up, not really paying any mind to the poor sap  between her own cleavage. Sitting up Pumps, she tore off her heels and   caught up with the rest of the group.  Shades screamed as well mostly because others were also screaming. Hap  pens when your anxiety is through the roof. In his panic, Shades went  in and grabbed a vial of his own and threw it at the screaming lady.  As the vial came into contact with them, their shapely form poofed, un  fusing them and turning them into a pair of flamingos. Well. They're t  echnically still a pair of tits. Their sudden form shift helped them a  void Starfury.  With this, they ran out of the room, past dumbfounded Heavenbents. Or  that would of been the case if they actually weren't running around in   circles from utter confusion.
KURP:  Also Archer's basically being choked as he's being dragged around Tuxe  do Jacket.
BRIT:  The idea struck Duster to continue to throw vials at the two old birds  . He began throwing them with wreckless abandon, each one that made co  ntact with them turned them into a different form.  "Everyone, start throwing these at them!" He called, "Block them off!"  "S-stop that!! Those are not toys!" Medallion squawked, skidding to a  stop and barely evading being caught by Strappon who had lept to hold  her down, "They were hard to make!!"
COFFIN:  "JEAN THONG DE'NIM YOU ARE NOT FRYING OUR CHILDREN." Vampire Collar ye  lled as he peeled himself from the wall.  Mary Janes shrugs," OKEY DOKEY SMOKEY!" He turns on the tazer and he t  hrow it into his brother.  Vamp's soul /leaves./  Dzilla stared up at Jong and blinked. "Huh."
OMEGA:  Boxer, Raincoat, and Father Crucifix started to throw vials at them.
SOUP-KITTY:  Jong literally grabs the gosh darned flamingos and hopefully stuns the  m.
SOPHIE:  Pumps slowly stood to her feet, still a bit dazed from how much tit sh  e just experienced in the past minute. Stumbling around, she picked up   a couple vials and carefully hucked them at the two twins. Lord knows   she didnt want any of this getting on her. She was PURE.  Meanwhile, witch hat simply waved at JONGO.
SAIYAN:  Tuxedo Jacket and Wristband didn't waste any time. Wristband whipped a   bunch at them, while Tuxedo Jacket used his giant fucking hand to gra  b like 50 at once and just chucked them at the lady.  "Take this you old hags turned hot!" He yelled at them.
KURP:  "They also costed us a fortune, STOP IT!!" Obi shrieked as she went fr  om a flamingo to a cat with two small horns protruding from her head.  "Oh  no!" She squeaked before covering her mouth quickly, "Wait, is th  at /my voice/? AAAAAAAAAAAAAA."  She was pelted with more potions which turned her into different other   animals before she simply flopped to the ground as a tired, horned pi  glet.
OWLIE:  "Then fucking fix us, you hags," Cardigan said, she chucked a frozen s  olid vial at one of the ladies. Sneakers hissed at Medallion, his claw  s were exposed. Henley must've been the only one left screaming, not t  hat he can help it.
OSCARK9:  Gloves and Sapphire snap their heads at Duster to hear his voice. Nodd  ing and turn quickly towards some vases, they began to throw at the tw  o old woman with no holding back.  "YEAH!" They say, agreeing with Cardigan.
BRIT:  Medallion screeched as she was hit by another vial and turned into a k  iwi as she was grappled by Jong. Jong would then be hit by the same vi  al and also be turned into a kiwi.  She managed to patter away, evading many of the potions as she was now   quite small. She cackled loudly as she sped past the Heavenebents who   tried to capture her.
SOUP-KITTY:  Jong is now a kiwi. Pointe picked up starfury and chiffon- I mean jong  , and put him on her head. There was now a strobelight teen with a kiw  i on her head waving a big sword trying to catch another kiwi. Jong cr  ies.
SOPHIE:  Scrunchy, A horse headed freak, wasn't quite feeling right. Not knowin  g where she herself even was, she watched a kiwi bird totter past her.   Without thinking twice, she reached in her pocket and pulled out a sc  runchy, turning it into a slingshot and taking aim. In the back of her   head she wanted to believe this was wrong but.. _it felt so right._
COFFIN:  Vampire Collar was currently passed out on the ground, his hair was pr  obably lighting things on fire. Probably. Mary done yeeted his soul.  Mary Janes ran up to Pointe, unintentionally spreading the strobe ligh  ts. "Jong!!" He grabbed his teddy and he ran at the lady screaming.  Dzilla was just proud of her boy.  Fox wanted death.
BRIT:  Scrunchy's aim was awful, but somehow. /Somehow/ it hit the kiwi-Medal  lion and caused her to fly into the air. She was then pelted with seve  ral potions midair, and flopped to the ground as a large snake.  The snake frantically attempted to slither away, but was suddenly pile  d on by Jacket, who had been behind Scrunchy, and wrassled into submis  sion. Tied into a knot.  "GREAT LEVIATHAN, UNHAND ME YOU GRUBBY CHILD!" Came the voice of not M  edallion, but another rather familiar demon voice.
BRIT:  "Wow, either you added some years on you... Or you ain't no old lady."   Jacket said, holding the now knotted snake away from himself. The kno  t just hung limp and tired with a heavy sigh.  "That voice is familiar." Duster said, turning to Shades, "Isn't that  your friend's husband?"
OMEGA:  "Leviathan..." Father Crucifix said as he stopped throwing vials at th  e witches. "Their Demons or Witches that worship the Snake of Envy!" H  e said as he points at them. Boxer and Raincoat look at the watches ke  eping their eyes on them.
SOPHIE:  Scrunchy stared at the snake and slowly raised her slingshot again, in   case they were bout to start shit.
SAIYAN:  Undershirt and Mesh Top managed to find their way to where the two old   ladies were tied up, while Tuxedo Jacket and Wristband panted a bit a  t the exertion it took to chase these two down.  "Jesus, that took so much effort" Tuxedo Jacket said as he wiped the s  weat from his brow with his giant hand.
OSCARK9:  Gloves and Sapphire flew down with the rest of the dang while summonin  g their holy namesakes out.
OWLIE:  "Calm the hell down, preacher man" Cardigan said, eyeing the snake. Sn  eakers curled up in a corner and took a nap. Henley was still screamin  g and Suspenders looked at the other angels and heavenbent humans with   confusion,
COFFIN:  Mary Janes looked at Father Crucifix like /bitch/, "You just made that   up my dude snakes are cool." He cranked up his teddy and sat next to  Sneakers.  Vampire Collar came to and he walked over to Pointe. He took his fianc  e and he blinked, did he nearly pee himself? Maybe. Was he scared? Nah  . Upset? Maybe.  Dzilla cracks her giant knuckles.
KURP:  The pig-Obi snapped as soon as she heard Medallion's voice shift, "YOU   IDIOT, YOU BLEW OUR COVER-" She, or rather he, shut his yap up as soo  n as his actual voice came back.  Luna came in to apprehend the piglet, sitting him up in her arms to wh  ich he tried to wiggle out of before tiring himself.  But now he had the high ground from his snake friend.  "This is why mom doesn't fuCKING LOVE YOU."  Shades stared at the snake, then slowly approached him.  "Oh hi, Amulet. How's your sex life?"
SAIYAN:  Undershirt moved in a way that conveyed surprise because, let's favce  it, he wasn't able to see anything but blue hair.  "Wait you know this guy?" He asked Shady.
OMEGA:  "Leviathan is one of the Angels that fallen from Grace. Read the Bible   sometimes." Father Crucifix said as he looked at Mary. "Also, snakes  aren't cool." He said as he looks back at the demons getting his Holy  Water ready.
KURP:  "He's my friend's husband. A, uh, rather colorful individual," he said  .  "I take it the kids are good? Job doing okay? Going out often with you  r husband?"
COFFIN:  Mary blinks, "The only thing I read is people." Said the gay tin man.
BRIT:  "What a rude little piglet." Amulet hissed at the other demon. He look  ed at Shades with the least amused face a snake could muster.  Duster took him from Jacket before he could hurt himself, his grip was   bone-breakingly strong. It made Amulet scrunch up further into more o  f a hanging ball of scales. His face was barely sticking out.  "Putmedown." He said quickly.
EMI:  "She doesn't love any of us." Dermal replied flatly. He walked over to   the group, attempting to conceal his limp, finally deciding to be soc  ial.  "Well, at least we found out why this whole thing turned into a shit s  how. I'm glad I lost my appetite yesterday."
OMEGA:  "Shade, why are you talking to the enemy?" Father Crucifix ask as he l  ooked at Shade and walked up to the demons. "Now then, tell us how to  turn the angel back or get splash with Holy Water." He said as he got  his flash of holy water out ready to splash.
SOUP-KITTY:  Jong hops up and starts pecking crucifix's head angrily with each angr  y peck the words "cease" could be heard.  Pointe patted Vamp on the back "dont worry so much, Jong seems to be o  kay. I mean, look at that dork." Pointe pointed at Jong.
BRIT:  "Holy water doesn't effect us, you daft idiot." Amulet snorted, "If yo  u're so against demons maybe you shouldn't be accepting passes from si  nners."  Strappon sighed deeply, approaching the set of demons among his Angels   with his hands on his hips.  "Well, that explains everything." He said, "Now reverse these terrible   effects or we'll find better uses for these forms of yours."  "Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough!" Jacket chirped.
SOPHIE:  Scrunchy stared at Jacket and simply placed hands over her unicorn hor  n in fear.
SAIYAN:  Mesh Top looked at the pig and couldn't help herself from drooling a b  it. It had been a long while since she's eaten and pork sounded really   good right now.  "Hey, how about we have a pig roast tonight? Sound good to anyone else  ?" she asked the crowd.
OWLIE:  "Well shit, even I'm not that brave," Cardigan muttered.
COFFIN:  Lava boy exhaled, "I can't help it...god that's really cute.." He shoo  k his head and pet the small fluff ball he called a fiance. "I recall  my cousin lost a small piglet in his anal cavity." Vamp stated matter-  of-factly.  Mary blinked, "What's a dildo?" He turned to kitty.  Dzilla blonked. "What is do dil?"  Foxstole started losing her shit.
OSCARK9:  "I'll use my-Choo! Pyroman-Choo! For-Choo! That-CHOO!" Gloves said, sn  eezing bloody snots as he ignit his gauntlets on fire. "Hold him down!  "
KURP:  Mesh Top's words clearly distressed the piglet who started squealing a  nd wiggling around in Luna's arm. She had an iron grip on him, clearly   not letting go.  "Okay, okay! FINE. We'll revert you pathetic lot back. Just promise th  at nothing will befall us."  "Yeah, you better," said Gogo, coming into the room, "This tongue is n  ice and all, but I keep biting myself a bit too much."
OWLIE:  Sneakers just slept through the clamoring of the angels and heavenbent  s, he purred softly and brushed his tail against Mary Janes.
COFFIN:  Mary Janes shrugged and shut off his teddy. He plopped against the gia  nt cat boy and hugged him close. He was out.
BRIT:  "Also as payment, we will enjoy the rest of this vacation here /undist  urbed/." Strappon snorted, "Miss Pleats spent the money to send us her  e, it's not fair she would have to pay for this."  "Please, for the love of God, just turn us back." Duster pleaded, "I'v  e almost crushed by ex-boyfriend twice."  "Okay! FINE." Amulet hissed.  Duster set him down and Amulet managed to change himself back to... Hi  mself. He shook off and smoothed his hair back. He moved his hands in  some way and the room was shrouded in a thick mist.  When the mist cleared, everyone had resumed their normal forms! No wei  rd forms, no strange voices, just normal!  But Amulet and Sash had disappeared.
SOPHIE:  Witch hat abruptly fell from the ceiling.
OMEGA:  "Yay! I'm no longer a Action Figure!" Boxer cheered as he wasn't plast  ic anymore. "Awwww I'm not invisible anymore." Raincoat cried as she l  iked being invisible for the part of this vacation.
OWLIE:  Sneakers woke up from his nap and found Mary Janes hugging him, which  would normally not bother him but the boy was nAKED.  "Uhh... M-Mary?" Sneakers said, blushing as he poked the other boy's f  ace.  "Oh.. Fuck, my throat hurts," Henley said, his voice hoarse.  "Oh thank god," Cardigan said, sighing with relief.
SOUP-KITTY:  Jong who had been standing on Father Crucifix's head, landed on him p  much. He was a full sized boy again. And not chiffon. Lit. But ouch.  Pointe stopped being the captain of the elderly police strobe light un  it. She quickly ran to find PTJ after excusing herself.
OSCARK9:  Gloves bloody nose ain't running no more and Sapphire once slimy skin  ain't slimy no more, especially no falling down. Both of them was smil  ing brightly at each other, "YAHOO! WE'RE BACK!" Gloves said, feeling  energies and healthy again.
OMEGA:  "ARGH!" Father Crucifix cried out as Jong was now on his Head. "GET OF  F MY HEAD!" He shouted at Jong as he was on his head.
SOPHIE:  Well. He at least didn't look completely like an old geezer but his mi  nd was clear again. Though he looked more like a man in their mid 50's  . Hey just sighed to himself and mumbled, _"There goes that senior cit  izen discount at the movies."_
SAIYAN:  Mesh Top felt her figure fill back out to her normal size. She smiled  as she began to run her hands over her curves to make sure it was real  ly happening.  "Haha! I'm back to normal!" Mesh Top said with uncharacteristic excite  ment in her voice.  Wristband and Tuxedo Jacket both smiled as they felt their arms go bac  k to normal and Undershirt sighed in relief as he felt his hair recede   and stand back up in his normal spikes.
KURP:  Luna noticed that the piglet was now gone from her hands, "That wasn't   a very smooth disappearing act," she said, happy her voice was now...  normal, "The guy literally yanked the pig out of my hands..."  Shades was dazed as he clung behind Cowlneck, using him as cover. The  man was naked as well.  Archer was practically yelling now that his voice was back, cursing at   Tuxedo Jacket for the 'horrible' treatment.  Sukajan had appeared tardy to the party, but he was fine as well despi  te not being in the room. Perhaps Amulet did him a solid considering S  hades knows where the demon lived. He saw that Shades was back to norm  al, but lacked clothes. Oh bother.  Kindly shoving Cowlneck to the side, Sukajan wrapped his namesake arou  nd Shades' waist to cover his privates.  "We're not staying here, we're going home, okay?"  To which Shades nodded as he was escorted back to his room.  Haberdasher finally came out of hiding. He was okay.
COFFIN:  Mary Janes woke up to the pokes and he blinked slowly. "Huh..? Sneaky  why are you poking me? Where did the cat-" He sits up and sees that he  's naked. He screeches and he uses the teddy to cover himself. His fac  e was beet red at this point. "ohmygodohmygod"  Vampire Collar sighed happily as his hair was no longer flaming. He ki  cked father aside and hugged his preg baby. "Imsohappyyourenotabird."  Foxstole looked at herself in the mirror,"I'M FUCKABLE AGAIN!!!"  Dzilla looks at her hands and shrugs.
SOUP-KITTY:  Jong stood up, his legs very wobbly as he wasnt really used to walking   again entirely, but he held on for dear life to Vamp. He buried his f  ace in his fiance's neck, and spoke softly. "Im sorry.."
OMEGA:  "That's Alright." Father Crucifix said as he dust himself off and got  up from the ground.
BRIT:  "That's debatable!" Jacket yelled over to Fox Stole. Rude.  He turned to Scrunchy and immediately mooshed her face with his hands.  "Hey! You got a baby face again!" He said, rubbing her cheeks more.  Cowlneck was hugging himself. He was so happy to be normal-sized, and  was then shoved by Sukajan.  "Fuck you." He snorted, "I'm going to enjoy myself while I'm still her  e."  He stormed over to the bath and stopped himself.  "WAIT THIS WATER IS CONTAMINATED." He announced.  "Well... I guess we'll have to have a relaxing day at the Abbey, then.   Let's get some rest and maybe we can compile a party there." Strappon   laughed, "Sleep would be an excellent idea right now."
OWLIE:  "Uh... I'm the cat, Mary," Sneakers said sheepishly. Suspenders ran up   to them and help both of them stand up.
SOUP-KITTY:  "not at you." Jong snapped. his head turning all the way around like a  n owl, clearly pissed that the intimate moment with his beloved was in  terrupted. Jong hissed audibly.
OMEGA:  "Rude..." Father Crucifix muttered as he walks over to Raincoat and Bo  xer. "I'm glad you too are back to normal." He said as he hugs them. B  oxer and Raincoat hug back as they smile.
KURP:  From the wreckage of the room where Luna and Pumps crash landed, Leon  "Leon" Leonhart sprang out. His breathing was labored and was bent on  finding the Angels. He opened the door to the bath house and pointed a  t them.  "/YOU/."  He said, in a strained, yet gruff voice.  "THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS /DO/. THIS PLACE IS RUINED! I WAS ENJOYING MY V  ACATION."
COFFIN:  Vampire Collar pet Jong's hair, he was happy his baby was alright. Vam  pire Collar stared daggers at Crucifix. "/Sufla pe un pula si mor/" He   kissed his baby.  Mary Janes hid his face,"Oh my god I was kissing you." He stood and he  ld the bear against him.  Foxsole blinked. "Okay he's cute."  Dzilla just shrugged, "Meh."
SOPHIE:  Scrunchy laughed, hugging her best friend and giving him a tiny kiss o  n the cheek. "What a relief!" She sighed, before double taking. _"What   changed about you anyways?"_  Pumps just looked back, wide eyed, to see a man under where she and Lu  na had been a brief time earlier.  "Aw shit-hey man I'm sorry-"
BRIT:  "You know, I just don't know." Jacket sighed, "Ah, well. Wish I had a  horse ass. Then we coulda make a whole unicorn!"  "Simple." Duster said. He put his hand over his mouth, surprised by hi  s once-again adult voice. "Well, I guess everything is back to normal.   Thank God."
KURP:  "DON'T. TOUCH." Leon yelled out as Pumps tried to talk to him.
OMEGA:  Father Crucifix was having his family hug with Boxer and Raincoat.
OWLIE:  "Yeah, you did," Suspenders huffed, Sneakers just gave his friend a so  ft smile, even though his face was red with embarrassment. Cardigan fi  shed her phone out of the pocket of her robe and grimaced when she saw   she had 15 missed calls from Monocle. Shit.
COFFIN:  Mary Janes raised a puppy brow. "And who the neck are you?" He squinte  d.
OSCARK9:  Gloves turn to the angry Leon, "If I could say a few words as a Virtue   Angel, I would like to state that we got Sid-effect by the old maiden  s, which turns out they where  witches, then in actuality, they were d  emons in disguise. We stop them in a cause of large property damage, t  he demons turns our Sid-effects back to normal, gone, and we're going  back at the abbey." Gloves said. "We're sorry if your vacation's ruin,   but if you like, you can come to our Abbey for another relaxation par  ty?" He question him. "I'll start a BBQ."
SOPHIE:  Pumps just placed a hand on Gloves' shoulder and pulled him back. "Hey  -man-maybe we shouldnt poke the bear ay?" she blinked, after already b  eing snapped at.
KURP:  Leon stared angrily at Gloves, shoving the guy as he walked between bo  th him and Pumps. "I'm booking out."
OWLIE:  "I'm Suspenders," He said, grinning at Mary Janes, putting an arm arou  nd Sneakers' shoulders "I'm Sneakers' boyfriend."  "No you're not," Sneakers said flatly  "_Not yet~_" Suspenders replied
OSCARK9:  Gloves turns to Pumps with a curious look, "I'm just trying to be nice  ." He told her. Waiting for a response, Leon shove him and Pumps and i  t made him frown as he left. "Aww."
SOPHIE:  Pumps just firmly pat Gloves' shoulder. And that's what disappointment   feels like right there. Welcome to the club.
OMEGA:  Boxer gets out of the hug and hugs Sneakers. "HERE IS UNCLE BOXER!" Bo  xer said as he hugs Sneakers with a big smile on his face. Raincoat an  d Father Crucifix chuckle as they saw Boxer do that.
SOUP-KITTY:  Pointe couldnt find ptj, and walks up to raincoat, pulls her close, di  ps her and kisses her passionately. She then drops her. "Nope still no  t gay."
COFFIN:  Mary Janes cracks up,"You? Seriously? That's cute. I know Sneakers has   way better taste." He stuck out his tongue.
OMEGA:  Raincoat was surprise by the passionate kiss then she was on the groun  d. "You alright..." Father Crucifix ask as he looked at her. "I think  i might be Bisexual." Raincoat said as she blushes on the ground.
OWLIE:  "_Íosa Críost_...!" Sneakers yelped at the sudden contact from Boxer.  Suspenders glared at Mary Janes, for once he's at loss for words.
OMEGA:  "I missed you little guy!" Boxer said as he hugs Sneakers tighter to t  he point he was squeezing air out of him. Strong Hug.
SOUP-KITTY:  Summer shows up, a day late, with starbucks. "Did I miss anything?"
Thanks to the work of the Angels, the Onsen was returned to normal and b ack in running order by the end of the night. They were invited to stay, but ultimately ended up crashing back at the Abbey and having a big par ty the next day. There may or may not have been a pig roast. And so, the Angels have finally had a restful couple of days. However, s omething sinister hangs in the air as their reputation continued to be s landered on television and the string of missing persons coming to light more and more every day. Will the Angels get to have another restful day?
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Hii!! I'm really sorry it took me so long, but here i am once again. You also had a busy week? Eveything okay? You babysitted your cousin again? Jajajajajaj noo. That would be very sad. Do not miss the concert because of that! Bring them ans then you'll see. I saw pics of one of his concerts were people had ballons and it looked wonderful! (1)
Hi love!!  Seriously, don’t worry about how long it takes you to answer me. I know your busy, and you have to study and all that, so… And yeah, last week was a bit busy, so out of normalcy, jajajja. Bc I never have things to do,lol.Yeah, I’ll bring the balloons 🎈 and I’ll see what I do. If it’s a success I’ll take a pic to show you,jajaja. That concert that Niall streamed the other day? They have balloons, jejejeje. It’s from where I got the idea 😅.
I know what a Diskman is, but i nevver had one. Anyway, i was not laughing of Andy and Lucas. I cannot judge since i have only heard one spng that was included in the Singstar Karaoke🤷. Wow, you had a good time in the 2000. You saw the most famous ones!! Ed was magical. His live was so good!! He was there all alonne and he pulled it off so well. Very lively😍 I almost cried when it ended (2)
Jajajajaaja, I know you weren’t laughing at it, jajajaja (but I totally was, lol, it’s so embarrassing). But I guess I was a teen and they were our own one direction,jajajajajajaja (no! Nada que ver!!) You think? I’ve always thought I didn’t go to a lot of concerts. I love music and concerts, so I guess I just wish I could go to a lot more,jajajajaa. Oh Ed… I’ve seen some videos of his concerts, and I want to go to one. He came to Spain around my birthday in 2014? And I wanted to go, but the place was very small and the tickets were sold out in a few minutes. I didn’t fight for them too much, either,jajaja. I’m happy you enjoyed it!!! That feel at the end of a concert is the best and the worst at the same time.
Noo! He is not disgusting. Poor baby. JAJAJAJAJ. You really managed to find a larrie at the concert? It could have been any fan, or even a het one, and you found the larrie? Lucky girl!! Yep. She is updated on everything. Only thing she doesnt follow is Harry’s suits, which is a pity because they are The Best and I dont even like fasion but still they make me want to chance my mind. I would love to see him at the Met Gala. He would be the king of the event. (3)
Oh, my baby, I love him, jajajaja, but he’s so weird… 🤣🤣🤣🤣.Not only did I find a larrie. I sold her my tickets,jajajaja. But lol, we were so afraid someone would hear us talking and say something to us 😅😅.Genuine question: how does she keep updated? I’m always missing things, and I live in tumblr, jajajaa. I don’t know how people can keep up with everything!    I’m always thinking I’m doing something wrong,jajajajaj.Harry’s suit are in another league. I admire him just for being brave enough to wear them. He would be the king at a Met Gala. But it bothers me that they always talk only about what women wear at those events. He should start walking red carpets to show the world how do you wear suits,jajajaja.
Is it later already? Can we talk about you being a witch? Yay!! You already started the tag. I now have a tag😎 i feel cool. (I’m jealous of your cousin-in-law (?) too. Uni would be much easier with that ability). I feel a bit stupid, but i cannot understand how they can say he is slow while at the same time he is doing all of that, but, Go little boy!! I’m cheering on you! (4)
Jajajja, we have this joke in my family where we say I’m half witch,jajaja. It’s just I’ve have night dreams sometimes, that predicted the future? Jajajajaj like once I had a dream about a girl how comes to the shop. In the dream, she was at the hospital,very ill. Well, I had been a few weeks I haven’t see her, and I told my sister about my dream. I didn’t thought anything about the dream. But that same evening that girl’s mom went to the shop. And my sister told her about my dream. And the mom told my sister that her daughter has been hospitalized for more than a week, very ill (but she was already recovered). My sister called me immediately after,jjajaja.Then, another night I dreamed with two crows. I was walking down an empty road, and they were flying behind me. One closer to me than the other. (Ufff, I still get anxious thinking about it). When I woke up I looked up the meaning of dreams, and find out that crows mean death. Well, the next month my brother-in-law’s granny died. And the next week my cousin. (See? One closer to me that’s the other…) I was so scared back then… And well, I’m always having those gut feelings, or whatever they are. Like last year I predicted the date when that baby girl I’ve talked to you about was going to be born,jajajaja. My sister is always asking me to see the future,jajajaja. But it’s something I don’t control,p (and don’t fully believe, jajajaa) eh eh!!! I just remember another thing!!! Jajajaja, fandom related, even. One day I was taking a nap, when Suddenly Louis came into my dream telling (about something he had bought for D*nielle😅): it’s Gucci! It’s Gucci!! Well, I woke up after that and opened tumblr. And there were new pics of Louis wearing that jumper with a bee and a fence phrase? And everyone was crazy screaming IT’S GUCCI!! IT’S GUCCI!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣. And I was still half sleep thinking: I did it again…😅.
Yeah!! You ARE cool. And now have your own tag!!jajajjaWell, I don’t understand that about my cousin, tbh. And I don’t know how to explain it either. He knows (or memorizes) those things, but I’m not sure if he understands what they mean. But also then he has trouble understanding simple things. Like if he wants to eat something (chocolate) and you tell him that he has to eat dinner first, and then he can eat the chocolate, he doesn’t get it. And it’s not like other stubborn kids. It’s just he doesn’t understand what late means. Or he doesn’t like to have his hair cut, because he thinks it won’t ever grow out again. Same with cutting his nails. I’ve discovered now that he doesn’t mind having them filed out (Limadas), so I do his nails whenever he has them too long,jejeje.
Yes!! You really did manage to put rainbows on the cake. How smart and sneaky. And it looks so good😍. You did all that? JAJAJAJJAA Listen, i would trade my non existent masculinity for those marshmallows and i dont even like them. Thats how good they look. Yeah, nop. I’m not going to do that. We arent that close anymore, i probably wont see her for a couple of months and i dont think she would listen. She only sent it to me bcs “ tu eres feminista y toda esas tonterias” and wow. Okaaay. (5)
I’m pleased to inform you that that cake was a totally success,jajajaja. Someone saw while I was making it and asked me if it were for a gay parade? I just told him it was for a baby. Well, I make another similar one yesterday and he saw it again. And he started making rude comments about gays, and how they’re expanding like a disease, just because it’s a trend now to be gay. AND I CAN’T YELL AT HIM!!! 😡😡 I just sent him a very mean look (convine these 😒🤨 emojis and that was my face) and ignored him till he went away. I HATE THAT PEOPLE!! So ignorant. But they’re worse, bc the talk like they know what they’re talking about or like they are right. And NO! Aggggg.🙄“Tú eres feminista y todas esas tonterías” wow, why didn’t she ask you for more help!! She sounds so kind… (since this is written, I’m reading that how better I please,jejje. Maybe he’s kinder that how that sounds…). Well, there’s nothing worst that people how doesn’t want to learn and hear, so… sometimes it’s simpler to ignore them 😒.
I tried explaining it to my others friends though, pointing the flaws of the sentences and they just thought i was being picky. So…i tried, but they are not going to change their minds. Which, fair enough. Oh nooo. Poor kittens :( My examens are starting next week. But this week i have to finish some assignments and they are nightmares. I have cried many times this week because of them. I hate theeeem. (Not much to keep you informed but okay. I will). (6)
Uggggg, I don’t have any advice for you. I never went to uny, so 🤷🏻‍♀️ Take it the more easy you can, but it’s something you have to go through to reach you goal, so. Look at that,jejeje, your goal. And after all this work, summer is waiting for you, so, another thing to look for up,jajaja. Good luck with everything.
Also, that story was horrifying but useful i guess?? That CD sounds heavenly. I would buy it too (but like, in a year or so bcs thats how i work xd). It wasnt “tomorrow”. And still, no news. I’m waiting for some announcement. I just want something to change. I hope the future brings only good things to Lou. Pretty please? Yeeees. Liam was/is everywhere and i’m all in for that. L, you are doing amazing sweetie. 😍 (9 of 10)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YOU’RE SO FUNNY!!! Jajajajajaja.Yeah, it wasn’t tomorrow, nor yesterday, nor ever. I’m so impatient!!! Did you see he reappeared today?? He’s just so cute. He has had his hair cut again. I love his hair like that 😍😍. Please, let it be an announcement soon!! (I’ve read theories about him letting his contracts run out so he can free, and if that’s the case, I’m all for it, lol, even if I have to keep waiting for another year (please no)).Liam is truly everywhere. It makes me so happy. The other day the played For You in Pasapalabra (I don’t know if that’s a common thing, bc I don’t watch tele5). And yesterday they talked about him in all the programs at Los40. Mentioning his appearance at the festival. And the have tweeted something’s about him. And I don’t care if they use him as clock baiting, if they talk about him, I’m happy.
(Just read that you were working today. I reckon you didnt babysit your cousin. Oops. I never guess correctly). You went to the doctor? I dont want to pry, but are you okay? I hope you are good!!!💕 1 day until Niall show!!! It’s already thereeeee😱😱😱😍 Ooh. My weekend was dull, i studied and that was it. Thanks for asking!! What about you? Anything interesting? Have a good night!😘😘😘 (10)
Yeah, I had to work yesterday, AND babysit too, jajaja. But we have some spare space at the shops, so I took my cousin there, and between my mom and I , took care of him. So, yes, you were correct. Your memory is better than mine (a lot better).Yeah, I went to the doctor. Everything is okay, thanks for asking,jeeje. They just have to check my lungs and heart for some surgery I want/need to take (but I don’t talk about it yet, jejeje, bc I don’t want to jinx my luck,jejjje).TOMORROW I’LL BE SEEING NIALL!!!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE IT!!!! How is your sister doing???? Jajajjajaja I’m so nervous/excited!!!! Jekjdnffieornvonerv I did my nails this morning, and of course, I got and Irish flag on one of them,jajajaja.. I can’t wait anymoreeeeee. I hope I can take good videos,jajaja, and that we’re close enough to see his nostrils,🤣🤣🤣🤣.The most interesting thing of my week haven’t happened yet,jajaja. I’ll tell you everything on Sunday (bc Souter day I’ll be dead and have to work 😩😩😩).Tell your sister to have the time of her life. And ask her to FaceTime you for a bit so can see Niall at least!!(still wishing you could go too. Another time, I guess).Have a good day/weekend/week. And don’t stress yourself about answering.
Pd: for how long do you have exams? I hope it isn’t too long. Are they finals? (I know nothing about this 😅)
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